New additions

Temp-change votes cancel each other out.
More achievements.
Better !buy layout.
2 new buyableItems.
More advanced command flags.
Centralize user and coin fetching for commands.
Display hvacker's owned soul count.
Rank leaderboard by prestige, then CPS.
Start centralize some settings.

Add:
- Quack Store
- Lore
- Horror mode.
- hidden payloads to messages.
- Lightning strikes.
- Cups game.
- Emojis in non-dm !a calls.
- Human-readable numbers.
- Gamble-loss mockery.
- Chaos.
- Prestige emojis.

src/auth/index.js

@@ -6,8 +6,9 @@ const url = ''
 const headers = new Headers()
 headers.append('Authorization', 'Basic ' + base64.encode(config.honeywellKey + ':' + config.honeywellSecret))
 
-fetch(url, {method:'GET',
+fetch(url, {
-  headers: headers,
+  method: 'GET',
-  //credentials: 'user:passwd'
+  headers: headers
+  // credentials: 'user:passwd'
 }).then(response => response.json())
-  .then(json => console.log(json));
+  .then(json => console.log(json))

src/games/connect4.js

@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
 const routine = require('./routine')
 
 const emptyBoard = [
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',]
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ']
 ]
 
 const textFromBoard = board => {
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ const checkDiagonals = board => {
           board[row][col] === board[row + 1][col + 1] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 2][col + 2] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 3][col + 3]
-      ){
+      ) {
         return board[row][col]
       }
     }
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ const checkDiagonals = board => {
           board[row][col] === board[row + 1][col - 1] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 2][col - 2] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 3][col - 3]
-      ){
+      ) {
         return board[row][col]
       }
     }

src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js

@@ -2,12 +2,12 @@ module.exports = {
   leaderBoardViewer: {
     name: 'Leaderboard-Viewer',
     description: 'Thank you for viewing the leaderboard!',
-    emoji: 'trophy',
+    emoji: 'trophy'
   },
   seeTheQuade: {
     name: 'See the Quade',
     description: 'Quade has appeared in your buyables',
-    emoji: 'quade',
+    emoji: 'quade'
   },
   greenCoin: {
     name: 'Lucky Green Coin',
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ module.exports = {
     emoji: 'mouse2'
   },
   weAllNeedHelp: {
-    name: `View the '!coin' help`,
+    name: 'View the \'!coin\' help',
     description: 'We all need a little help sometimes',
     emoji: 'grey_question'
   },
@@ -71,9 +71,19 @@ module.exports = {
     description: 'You absolutely know how to party.',
     emoji: 'sunglasses'
   },
+  itsOverNineHundred: {
+    name: 'Play the HVAC game 1000 times',
+    description: 'It\'s over nine hundred and ninety-nine!',
+    emoji: 'chart_with_upwards_trend'
+  },
   youDisgustMe: {
     name: 'You disgust me',
     description: 'Like, wow.',
     emoji: 'nauseated_face'
+  },
+  bookWorm: {
+    name: 'Take a peek at the lore',
+    description: 'It\'t gotta be worth your time somehow.',
+    emoji: 'books'
   }
 }

src/games/hvacoins/buy.js

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems');
+const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
-const { commas, saveGame, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getCoins, getUser, singleItemCps } = require('./utils');
+const { commas, saveGame, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getUser, singleItemCps, chaosFilter } = require('./utils')
 const slack = require('../../slack')
 
 const calculateCost = ({ itemName, user, quantity = 1 }) => {
@@ -29,9 +29,24 @@ const buildBlock = ({ user, itemName, cost, cps }) => ({
   type: 'section',
   text: {
     type: 'mrkdwn',
-    text: `${itemName} :${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}:x${user.items[itemName] || 0} - 𝕳${commas(cost)} - ${commas(cps)} CPS\n_${buyableItems[itemName].description}_`
+    text: `${itemName} :${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}:x${user.items[itemName] || 0} - H${commas(cost)} - ${commas(cps)} CPS\n_${buyableItems[itemName].description}_`
   },
   accessory: {
+    type: 'button',
+    text: {
+      type: 'plain_text',
+      text: '1',
+      emoji: true
+    },
+    value: 'buy_' + itemName,
+    action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
+  }
+})
+
+const buildBlock2 = ({ user, itemName, cost, cps }) => ({
+  type: 'actions',
+  elements: [
+    {
       type: 'button',
       text: {
         type: 'plain_text',
@@ -41,6 +56,17 @@ const buildBlock = ({ user, itemName, cost, cps }) => ({
       value: 'buy_' + itemName,
       action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
     },
+    {
+      type: 'button',
+      text: {
+        type: 'plain_text',
+        text: 'Buy 1',
+        emoji: true
+      },
+      value: 'buy_' + itemName,
+      action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
+    }
+  ]
 })
 
 const buyText2 = (highestCoins, user) => {
@@ -56,10 +82,18 @@ const buyText2 = (highestCoins, user) => {
   })
 }
 
-const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
+const maxQuantity = ({ itemName, user, currentCoins }) => {
-  const user = getUser(event.user)
+  let quantity = 1
+  while (calculateCost({ itemName, user, quantity: quantity + 1 }) <= currentCoins) {
+    quantity++
+  }
+  return quantity
+}
+
+const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
   const buying = words[1]
   setHighestCoins(event.user)
+
   if (!buying) {
     const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
     if (buyableItems.quade.baseCost < highestCoins * 100) {
@@ -75,14 +109,13 @@ const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     return
   }
 
-  let quantity = 1
+  let quantity
-  const currentCoins = getCoins(event.user)
+  const currentCoins = user.coins
+  const max = maxQuantity({ itemName: buying, user, currentCoins })
   if (words[2] === 'max') {
-    while (calculateCost({ itemName: buying, user, quantity: quantity + 1 }) <= currentCoins) {
+    quantity = max
-      quantity++
-    }
   } else {
-    quantity = parseInt(words[2] || '1')
+    quantity = Math.round(chaosFilter(parseInt(words[2] || '1'), 0.2, user, max) || 1)
   }
   if (!quantity || quantity < 1) {
     await say('Quantity must be a positive integer')
@@ -97,15 +130,17 @@ const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
   user.coins -= realCost
   user.items[buying] = user.items[buying] || 0
   user.items[buying] += quantity
-  console.log(buying, user.items.mouse)
+
   if (buying === 'mouse' && user.items.mouse >= 100) {
     addAchievement(user, 'ratGod', say)
   }
+
   if (quantity === 1) {
     await say(`You bought one :${buyable.emoji}:`)
   } else {
     await say(`You bought ${quantity} :${buyable.emoji}:`)
   }
+
   saveGame()
 }
 
@@ -114,11 +149,11 @@ const buyButton = async ({ body, ack, say, payload }) => {
   const buying = payload.action_id.substring(4)
   console.log(`buyButton ${buying} clicked`)
   const event = {
-    user: body.user.id,
+    user: body.user.id
   }
   const user = getUser(event.user)
-  const words = ['', buying, '1']
+  const words = ['', buying, body.actions[0].text]
-  await buyRoute({ event, say, words })
+  await buyRoute({ event, say, words, user })
   const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
   await slack.app.client.chat.update({
     channel: body.channel.id,

src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js

@@ -71,4 +71,16 @@ module.exports = {
     emoji: 'question',
     description: 'The elusive creator of Hvacker takes a favorable look at your CPS.'
   },
+  smallBusiness: {
+    baseCost: 2_210_000_000_000_000,
+    earning: 2_845_000_000,
+    emoji: 'convenience_store',
+    description: 'The place where the creator of Hvacker goes to work.'
+  },
+  bigBusiness: {
+    baseCost: 26_210_000_000_000_000,
+    earning: 23_650_000_000,
+    emoji: 'office',
+    description: 'The place where the smallBusiness goes to work.'
+  }
 }

src/games/hvacoins/lore.js

@@ -0,0 +1,113 @@
+const { setHighestCoins, addAchievement, chaosFilter, commas, saveGame, getUser } = require('./utils')
+const slack = require('../../slack')
+
+let loreCount = 0
+const l = (text, {correctReactions, correctResponse, incorrectResponse, jumpTo} = {}) => {
+  loreCount += 1
+  return {
+    text,
+    correctReactions,
+    correctResponse,
+    incorrectResponse,
+    jumpTo
+  }
+}
+
+const lore = [
+  l(`Allow me to tell you a story.`),
+  l(`Once upon a time, there were two young ducks named Genevieve and Isaiah.`),
+  l(`Isaiah was known mostly for being a big butthole whomst no one liked.`),
+  l(`Genevieve was known for a singing voice that could peel the paint off your car.`),
+  l(`Nevertheless, there's was a passionate love affair.`),
+  l(`_Honking_`),
+  l(`...`),
+  l(`Hey you know, it's rather cold, don't you think? Could you start a fire for us?`, {
+    correctReactions: ['fire'],
+    correctResponse: `Thank you.`,
+    incorrectResponse: `Well, you're looking in the right place, anyway.`,
+  }),
+
+  l(`Anyway, together they laid nine eggs.`),
+  l(`The first to hatch was Rick, who grew up into a fine bird with beautiful feathers.`),
+  l(`The second was Claire, who grew into an even finer bird, glowing with Duckish beauty.`),
+  l(`The third was Marf, who developed a severe addiction to Elmer's glue.`),
+  l(`Bird four was Yoink, who considered Tupperware a hobby.`),
+  l(`The fifth was Big Bob.`),
+  l(`The sixth was Jess, who became the number one checkers player in the world.`),
+  l(`The seventh was Small Bob.`),
+  l(`The eighth was Maurice, who had quite a few words to say about the French, and was eventually elected president.`),
+  l(`And the ninth...`),
+  l(`Well, the ninth might actually amount to something.`),
+  l(`https://i.imgur.com/eFreg7Y.gif\n`),
+]
+
+slack.onReaction(async ({ event, say }) => {
+  try {
+    const user = getUser(event.user)
+    const item = await slack.getMessage({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
+    const message = item.messages[0].text
+    const loreData = slack.decodeData('lore', message)
+    if (!loreData || user.lore !== loreData.index || !loreData.correctReactions) {
+      return
+    }
+    if (!loreData.correctReactions.includes(event.reaction)) {
+      if (lore[user.lore].incorrectResponse) {
+        await say(lore[user.lore].incorrectResponse + encodeLore(user.lore))
+      }
+      return
+    }
+    console.log(lore[user.lore])
+    await say(lore[user.lore].correctResponse)
+    user.lore += 1
+    saveGame()
+  } catch (e) {console.error(e)}
+})
+
+const encodeLore = loreNumber => lore[loreNumber].text.startsWith(':') && lore[loreNumber].text.endsWith(':') ? '' :
+  slack.encodeData('lore', {
+    index: loreNumber,
+    correctReactions: lore[loreNumber].correctReactions
+  })
+
+const loreMessage = (user, say) => {
+  if (lore[user.lore]) {
+    return lore[user.lore].text + encodeLore(user.lore)
+  }
+  addAchievement(user, 'bookWorm', say)
+  return `Sorry. I'd love to tell you more, but I'm tired. Please check back later.`
+}
+
+const loreRoute = async ({ say, words, user, isAdmin }) => {
+  user.lore ??= 0
+  if (!words[1]) {
+    const message = loreMessage(user, say)
+    await say(message)
+    if (!lore[user.lore]?.correctReactions) {
+      user.lore += 1
+    }
+    saveGame()
+    console.log('Sent ' + user.name + ':\n' + message)
+    return
+  }
+  if (words[1] === 'reset') {
+    user.lore = 0
+    saveGame()
+    return say(`I have reset your place in the story.`)
+  }
+  if (isAdmin) {
+    if (words[1] === 'all') {
+      let loreMessage = ''
+      for (let i = 0; i < user.lore; i++) {
+        loreMessage += lore[i].text + (lore[i].correctResponse || '') + '\n'
+      }
+      return say(loreMessage)
+    }
+    const jumpTo = parseInt(words[1])
+    if (!isNaN(jumpTo)) {
+      user.lore = jumpTo
+      saveGame()
+    }
+  }
+}
+
+module.exports = loreRoute

src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js

@@ -1,35 +1,23 @@
-const { getUser, getCoins, commas, saveGame } = require('./utils');
+const { commas, saveGame, quackGradeMultiplier, prestigeMultiplier, makeBackup } = require('./utils')
-const quackStore = require('./quackstore');
+const { quackStore } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const possiblePrestige = coins => {
   let p = 0
-  while (tpcRec(p + 1) <= coins) {
+  while (totalCostForPrestige(p + 1) <= coins) {
     p += 1
   }
   return p
 }
 
-const totalCostForPrestige = prestigeLevel => {
-  let cost = 0
-  while (prestigeLevel) {
-    cost += 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3)
-    prestigeLevel -= 1
-  }
-  return cost
-}
-
 const tpcRecMemo = []
-const tpcRec = prestigeLevel => {
+const totalCostForPrestige = prestigeLevel => {
   if (prestigeLevel === 0) {
     return 0
   }
-  return (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel]) || (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel] = 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3) + tpcRec(prestigeLevel - 1))
+  return (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel]) || (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel] = 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3) + totalCostForPrestige(prestigeLevel - 1))
 }
 
-// TODO
+const prestigeRoute = async ({ say, words, user }) => {
-const prestigeRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-      const user = getUser(event.user)
-      getCoins(event.user)
   const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
   const current = user.prestige ??= 0
   if (words[1] === 'me') {
@@ -41,16 +29,14 @@ const prestigeRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     await say(
       `Current Prestige: ${commas(current)}\n\n` +
       `Quacks gained if you prestige now: ${commas(possible - current)}\n\n` +
-            `HVAC until next quack: ${commas(Math.round(tpcRec(possible + 1) - user.coinsAllTime))}\n\n` +
+      `HVAC until next quack: ${commas(totalCostForPrestige(possible + 1) - user.coinsAllTime)}\n\n` +
-            'Say \'!prestige me\' to start the prestige process.'
+      'Say \'!prestige me\' to start the prestige process.' +
+      `\n\nYour prestige is currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((prestigeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
     )
   }
-    }//, true, adminOnly)
+}//, true, adminOnly)
 
-// TODO
+const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, user }) => {
-const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-      const user = getUser(event.user)
-      getCoins(event.user)
   const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
   const current = user.prestige
   if (possible <= current) {
@@ -61,51 +47,61 @@ const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     await say('Say exactly \'!!prestige me\' to confirm')
     return
   }
-      console.log('possible', possible)
+  await makeBackup()
-      console.log('user.prestige', user.prestige)
+
   user.quacks ??= 0
   user.quacks += (possible - user.prestige)
-      console.log('user.quacks', user.quacks)
+
   user.prestige = possible
   user.coins = 0
   user.items = {}
   user.upgrades = {}
+
   saveGame()
   await say('You prestiged! Check out !quackstore to see what you can buy!')
-    }
+}
 
-const quackStoreListing = ([name, upgrade]) =>
+const quackStoreListing = (showCost = true) => ([name, upgrade]) =>
-    `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Costs *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
+    showCost
+      ? `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Costs *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
+      : `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Worth *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
 
 const allUserQuackUpgrades = user =>
   Object.entries(user.quackUpgrades || {})
-        .map(([type, upgrades]) => upgrades)
+    .map(([type, upgrades]) => upgrades).flatMap(x => x)
 
 const hasPreReqs = user => ([name, upgrade]) => {
   if (!upgrade.preReqs) {
     return true
   }
   const allUserUpgrades = allUserQuackUpgrades(user)
-  console.log(allUserUpgrades)
   return upgrade.preReqs.every(preReq => allUserUpgrades.includes(preReq))
 }
 
-const quackStoreText = user =>
+const owns = (user, [name, upgrade]) => allUserQuackUpgrades(user).includes(name)
-    Object.entries(quackStore)
-        .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
-        .map(quackStoreListing)
-        .join('\n\n')
 
-const quackStoreRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
+const ownedQuackItems = user => Object.entries(quackStore).filter(upgrade => owns(user, upgrade))
-  const user = getUser(event.user)
+
+const unownedQuackItems = user => Object.entries(quackStore).filter(upgrade => !owns(user, upgrade))
+
+const quackStoreText = user =>
+  unownedQuackItems(user)
+    .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
+    .map(quackStoreListing(true))
+    .join('\n\n') +
+  `\n\nYou have ${user.quacks ??= 0} quacks to spend.` +
+  `\nQuackStore upgrades are currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((quackGradeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
+
+const quackStoreRoute = async ({ user, say, words }) => {
   user.quackUpgrades ??= {}
   const quacks = user.quacks ??= 0
   if (!words[1]) {
     await say(quackStoreText(user))
     return
   }
+  console.log(`Trying to buy ${words[1]}`)
   const quackItem = quackStore[words[1]]
-  if (!quackItem) {
+  if (!quackItem || !unownedQuackItems(user).find(([name]) => name === words[1])) {
     await say(`'${words[1]}' is not available in the quack store!`)
     return
   }
@@ -113,13 +109,28 @@ const quackStoreRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     await say(`${words[1]} costs ${quackItem.cost} Quacks, but you only have ${quacks}!`)
     return
   }
+  user.quacks -= quackItem.cost
   user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type] ??= []
   user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type].push(words[1])
   saveGame()
 }
 
+const ownedQuacksText = user =>
+  ownedQuackItems(user)
+    .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
+    .map(quackStoreListing(false))
+    .join('\n\n') +
+  `\n\nQuackStore upgrades are currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((quackGradeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
+
+const ownedQuacksRoute = async ({ say, user }) => {
+  user.quackUpgrades ??= {}
+  user.quacks ??= 0
+  await say(ownedQuacksText(user))
+}
+
 module.exports = {
   quackStoreRoute,
   prestigeRoute,
-  prestigeConfirmRoute
+  prestigeConfirmRoute,
+  ownedQuacksRoute
 }

src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js

@@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
+const getRandomFromArray = array => array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)]
+
+const chaosCpsMods = [3, 2, 0.1, 1, 1.5, 1.6, 0, 1.1, 1.1, 1.26]
+const chaosAvg = () => chaosCpsMods.reduce((total, next) => total + next, 0) / chaosCpsMods.length
+//const getChaos = offset => chaosCpsMods[(Math.floor(new Date().getSeconds() / chaosCpsMods.length) + offset) % chaosCpsMods.length]
+const getChaos = offset => chaosCpsMods[(Math.floor(new Date().getSeconds() / chaosCpsMods.length)) % chaosCpsMods.length]
+
 const quackStore = {
   ascent: {
     name: 'Ascent',
@@ -16,5 +23,24 @@ const quackStore = {
     effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 5
   },
+  chaos: {
+    name: 'Chaos',
+    type: 'cps',
+    emoji: 'eye',
+    description: 'Awaken. Gives a random modifier to your CPS every six seconds. May have other consequences...',
+      //+ '_\n_Averages a 26% CPS boost.',
+    preReqs: ['nuclearFuel'],
+    effect: (cps, user) => {
+      if (user.name !== 'Sage') {
+        console.log('Chaos Multiplier', getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50)))
+      }
+      return cps * getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50))
+    },
+    cost: 10
+  }
+}
+
+module.exports = {
+  quackStore,
+  getChaos: user => getChaos(user.interactions || 0)
 }
-module.exports = quackStore

src/games/hvacoins/settings.js

@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+module.exports = {
+  horrorEnabled: false
+}

src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js

@@ -11,191 +11,209 @@ module.exports = {
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Doubles the power of mice',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 1_000,
+    cost: 1_000
   }),
   stinkierCheese: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Mice are doubly motivated to hunt down HVAC Coins',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 21_000,
+    cost: 21_000
   }),
   biggerTeeth: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Mice can intimidate twice as much HVAC out of their victims.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 50_000,
+    cost: 50_000
   }),
 
   fasterComputers: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'Accountants can ~steal~ optimize twice as much HVAC!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 11_000,
+    cost: 11_000
   }),
   lackOfMorality: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'Accountants are taking a hint from nearby CEOs.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 200_000,
+    cost: 200_000
   }),
   widerBrains: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'For accountant do double of thinking.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 550_000,
+    cost: 550_000
   }),
 
   biggerBlowhole: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'With all that extra air, whales have double power!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 120_000,
+    cost: 120_000
   }),
   sassyWhales: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'These are the kind of whales that know how to get twice as much done',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 3_000_000,
+    cost: 3_000_000
   }),
   thinnerWater: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'Whales can move twice as quickly through this physics-defying liquid',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 6_000_000,
+    cost: 6_000_000
   }),
 
   greasyTracks: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Lets trains deliver HVAC twice as efficiently',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 1_300_000,
+    cost: 1_300_000
   }),
   rocketThrusters: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'That\'ll put some quack on your track',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 22_000_000,
+    cost: 22_000_000
   }),
   loudConductors: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Conductors can onboard twice as much HVAC',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 65_000_000,
+    cost: 65_000_000
   }),
 
   gasolineFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'Extremely good for breathing in.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 14_000_000,
+    cost: 14_000_000
   }),
   extremelyDryFuel: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'Use the ignite command for a secret achievement.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 163_000_000,
+    cost: 163_000_000
   }),
   cavemanFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'They just don\'t make \'em like they used to.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 700_000_000,
+    cost: 700_000_000
   }),
 
   spoonerang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'Scoops up HVAC mid-flight',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 200_000_000,
+    cost: 200_000_000
   }),
   boomerAng: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'It\'s... old.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 1_200_000_000,
+    cost: 1_200_000_000
   }),
   doubleRang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'You throw one, but somehow catch two',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 10_000_000_000,
+    cost: 10_000_000_000
   }),
 
   lunarPower: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Out with the sol, in with the lun!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 3_300_000_000,
+    cost: 3_300_000_000
   }),
   womanOnTheMoon: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'There\'s no reason for it not to be a woman!',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 39_700_000_000,
+    cost: 39_700_000_000
   }),
   doubleCraters: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Making every side look like the dark side.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 165_000_000_000,
+    cost: 165_000_000_000
   }),
 
   glassButterfly: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Not your grandma\'s universe manipulation.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 51_000_000_000,
+    cost: 51_000_000_000
   }),
   monarchMigration: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'This upgrade brought to you by milkweed.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 870_000_000_000,
+    cost: 870_000_000_000
   }),
   quadWing: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Sounds a lot like a trillion bees buzzing inside your head.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 2_550_000_000_000,
+    cost: 2_550_000_000_000
   }),
 
   silverMirror: basic({
     type: 'mirror',
     description: 'Excellent for stabbing vampires.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 750_000_000_000,
+    cost: 750_000_000_000
+  }),
+  pocketMirror: basic({
+    type: 'mirror',
+    description: 'Take your self-reflection on the go!',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 18_000_000_000_000
   }),
   window: basic({
     type: 'mirror',
     description: 'Only through looking around you can you acquire the self reflection necessary to control the thermostat.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 37_500_000_000_000,
+    cost: 37_500_000_000_000
   }),
 
   fzero: basic({
     type: 'quade',
     description: 'Brings out his competitive spirit.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 10_000_000_000_000,
+    cost: 10_000_000_000_000
+  }),
+  triHumpCamel: basic({
+    type: 'quade',
+    description: 'YEE HAW :trimedary_camel:',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 200_000_000_000_000
   }),
   adam: basic({
     type: 'quade',
     description: 'He could probably reach the thermostat if he wanted.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 500_000_000_000_000,
+    cost: 500_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
   latestNode: basic({
     type: 'hvacker',
     description: 'The old one has terrible ergonomics, tsk tsk.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 140_000_000_000_000,
+    cost: 140_000_000_000_000
+  }),
+  nativeFunctions: basic({
+    type: 'hvacker',
+    description: 'Sometimes javascript just isn\'t fast enough.',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 3_300_000_000_000_000
   }),
   gitCommits: basic({
     type: 'hvacker',
     description: 'The heads of multiple people in a company are better than, for example, merely one head.',
     count: 25,
-    cost: 7_000_000_000_000_000,
+    cost: 7_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
   homage: {
@@ -204,7 +222,7 @@ module.exports = {
     condition: user => Object.entries(user.items).reduce((total, [, countOwned]) => countOwned + total, 0) >= 200,
     emoji: 'cookie',
     cost: 10_000_000_000,
-    effect: (itemCps, user) => Math.ceil(itemCps * 1.1)
+    effect: (itemCps, user) => itemCps * 1.1
   },
   iLoveHvac: {
     type: 'general',
@@ -212,7 +230,7 @@ module.exports = {
     condition: user => Object.entries(user.items).reduce((total, [, countOwned]) => countOwned + total, 0) >= 400,
     emoji: 'heart',
     cost: 100_000_000_000_000,
-    effect: (itemCps, user) => Math.ceil(itemCps * 1.1)
+    effect: (itemCps, user) => itemCps * 1.1
   }
 
   // moreUpgrades: {
@@ -224,4 +242,3 @@ module.exports = {
   //   effect: nothing
   // },
 }
-

src/games/hvacoins/utils.js

@@ -1,20 +1,38 @@
 const fs = require('fs')
-const jokes = require('../jokes')
+//const jokes = require('../jokes')
-const achievements = require('./achievements');
+const achievements = require('./achievements')
-const buyableItems = require("./buyableItems");
+const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
-const upgrades = require("./upgrades");
+const upgrades = require('./upgrades')
-const quackStore = require("./quackstore");
+const { quackStore, getChaos } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const saveFile = 'hvacoins.json'
 
 const logError = msg => msg ? console.error(msg) : () => { /* Don't log empty message */ }
 
-const loadGame = () => parseOr(fs.readFileSync('./' + saveFile, 'utf-8'),
+const loadGame = () => {
+  const game = parseOr(fs.readFileSync('./' + saveFile, 'utf-8'),
     () => ({
       users: {},
       nfts: [],
-    squad: {}
+      squad: {},
+      horrors: {}
     }))
+  game.horrors ??= {}
+  return game
+}
+
+const chaosFilter = (num, odds, user, max = Infinity) => {
+  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  const hasChaos = userQuackgrades.includes('chaos')
+  if (!hasChaos || Math.random() < odds) {
+    return num
+  }
+  const chaosed = num * getChaos(user)
+  if (chaosed > max) {
+    return max
+  }
+  return chaosed
+}
 
 const parseOr = (parseable, orFunc) => {
   try {
@@ -25,10 +43,16 @@ const parseOr = (parseable, orFunc) => {
   }
 }
 
+const makeBackup = () => {
+  const fileName = './backups/' + saveFile + new Date().toLocaleString().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/gi, '_')
+  console.log(`Making backup file: ${fileName}`)
+  fs.writeFileSync(fileName, JSON.stringify(game))
+}
+
 let saves = 0
 const saveGame = () => {
   if (saves % 100 === 0) {
-    fs.writeFileSync('./backups/' + saveFile + new Date().toLocaleString().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/gi, '_'), JSON.stringify(game))
+    makeBackup()
   }
   saves += 1
   fs.writeFileSync('./' + saveFile, JSON.stringify(game, null, 2))
@@ -54,7 +78,82 @@ const idFromWord = word => {
 
 const getSeconds = () => new Date().getTime() / 1000
 
-const commas = num => num.toLocaleString()
+const bigNumberWords = [
+  ['tredecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['duodecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['undecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['decillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['nonillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['octillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['septtillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['sextillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['quintillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['quadrillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['trillion', 1_000_000_000_000],
+  ['billion', 1_000_000_000],
+  ['million', 1_000_000],
+]
+
+const commas = (num, precise = false) => {
+  num = Math.round(num)
+  const bigNum = bigNumberWords.find(([, base]) => num >= base)
+  if (bigNum && !precise) {
+    const [name, base] = bigNum
+    const nummed = (num / base).toPrecision(3)
+    return `${nummed} ${name}`
+  }
+  return num.toLocaleString()
+}
+
+const parseAll = (str, allNum) => {
+  if (!str) {
+    return NaN
+  }
+
+  str = str.toLowerCase()?.replace(/,/g, '')
+
+  if (str === 'all') {
+    return allNum
+  }
+
+  switch (str) {
+    case 'my soul':
+      return allNum
+    case 'sex':
+    case 'sex number':
+      return 69_000_000
+    case ':maple_leaf:':
+    case ':herb:':
+    case 'weed':
+    case 'weed number':
+      return 420_000_000
+    case 'a milli':
+      return 1_000_000
+    case 'a band':
+      return 1000
+    case ':100:':
+    case 'one hunna':
+      return 100
+  }
+
+  console.log('STR', str)
+  if (str.match(/^\d+$/)) {
+    console.log('parseInt()')
+    return parseInt(str)
+  }
+
+  if (str.match(/^\d+\.\d+$/)) {
+    console.log('parseFloat()')
+    return Math.round(parseFloat(str))
+  }
+
+  const bigNum = bigNumberWords.find(([name]) => str.endsWith(name))
+  if (bigNum && str.match(/^\d+(\.\d+)?/)) {
+    return Math.round(parseFloat(str) * bigNum[1])
+  }
+
+  return NaN
+}
 
 const game = loadGame()
 const { users, nfts, squad } = game
@@ -107,7 +206,7 @@ const getCoins = userId => {
   const lastCheck = user.lastCheck || currentTime
   const secondsPassed = currentTime - lastCheck
 
-  const increase = getCPS(userId) * secondsPassed
+  const increase = getCPS(user) * secondsPassed
   user.coins += increase
   user.coinsAllTime += increase
   user.coins = Math.floor(user.coins)
@@ -118,8 +217,7 @@ const getCoins = userId => {
   return user.coins
 }
 
-const getCPS = userId => {
+const getCPS = user => {
-  const user = getUser(userId)
   const userItems = user?.items || {}
   return Math.round(Object.keys(userItems).reduce((total, itemName) => total + getItemCps(user, itemName), 0))
 }
@@ -130,14 +228,14 @@ const squadUpgrades = {
   tastyKeyboards: {
     name: 'Tasty Keyboards',
     description: 'Delicious and sticky. Boosts CPS by 20% for everyone.',
-    effect: cps => Math.ceil(cps * 1.2),
+    effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 10_000_000_000_000,
     emoji: 'keyboard'
   },
   copyPasteMacro: {
     name: 'Copy-Paste Macro.',
     description: 'Don\'t actually use this. Boosts CPS by 20% for everyone.',
-    effect: cps => Math.ceil(cps * 1.2),
+    effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 100_000_000_000_000,
     emoji: 'printer'
   }
@@ -151,31 +249,118 @@ const getCompletedSquadgrades = () =>
     .filter(squadHas)
     .map(([, upgrade]) => upgrade)
 
+const prestigeMultiplier = user => 1 + ((user.prestige || 0) * 0.01)
+
+const quackGradeMultiplier = user => {
+  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  return userQuackgrades.reduce((total, upgrade) => quackStore[upgrade].effect(total, user), 1)
+}
+
 const singleItemCps = (user, itemName) => {
   const baseCps = buyableItems[itemName].earning
+  // console.log('')
+  // console.log(`${itemName} CPS:`)
+  // console.log('baseCps', baseCps)
 
   const itemUpgrades = (user.upgrades[itemName] || []).map(name => upgrades[name])
-  const itemUpgradeCps = itemUpgrades.reduce((totalCps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(totalCps, user), baseCps)
+  const itemUpgradeCps = itemUpgrades.reduce((totalCps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(totalCps, user), 1)
+  // console.log('itemUpgradeCps', itemUpgradeCps)
 
   const userGeneralUpgrades = user.upgrades.general || []
-  const generalUpgradeCps = Object.entries(userGeneralUpgrades).reduce((total, [, upgradeName]) => upgrades[upgradeName].effect(total, user), itemUpgradeCps)
+  const generalUpgradeCps = Object.entries(userGeneralUpgrades).reduce((total, [, upgradeName]) => upgrades[upgradeName].effect(total, user), 1)
+  // console.log('generalUpgradeCps', generalUpgradeCps)
 
   const achievementCount = Object.keys(user.achievements || {}).length
   const achievementMultiplier = Math.pow(1.01, achievementCount)
+  // console.log('achievementMultiplier', achievementMultiplier)
 
-  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  const quackGrade = quackGradeMultiplier(user)
-  const quackMultiplier = userQuackgrades.reduce((total, upgrade) => quackStore[upgrade].effect(total, user), 1)
+  // console.log('quackgrade', quackGrade)
 
-  const prestigeMultiplier = 1 + ((user.prestige || 0) * 0.01)
+  const pMult = prestigeMultiplier(user)
+  // console.log('prestigeMultiplier', pMult)
 
-  return achievementMultiplier *
+  const squadGradeMultiplier = getCompletedSquadgrades().reduce((cps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(cps), 1)
-    quackMultiplier *
+  // console.log('squadGradeMultiplier', squadGradeMultiplier)
-    prestigeMultiplier *
+
-    getCompletedSquadgrades().reduce((cps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(cps), generalUpgradeCps)
+  const total =
+    baseCps *
+    achievementMultiplier *
+    itemUpgradeCps *
+    generalUpgradeCps *
+    quackGrade *
+    pMult *
+    squadGradeMultiplier
+
+  // console.log('Single Item CPS:', total)
+
+  return total
 }
 
+const shuffle = str => str.split('').sort(() => 0.5 - Math.random()).join('')
+
+const shufflePercent = (str, percentOdds) => {
+  const shuffled = shuffle(str)
+  let partiallyShuffled = ''
+  const shuffleChar = () => Math.random() < percentOdds
+
+  let isEmoji = false
+  for (let i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
+    if (str[i] === ':') {
+      isEmoji = !isEmoji
+    }
+    if (isEmoji) { // Less likely to shuffle emojis
+      partiallyShuffled += (shuffleChar() && shuffleChar()) ? shuffled[i] : str[i]
+    } else {
+      partiallyShuffled += shuffleChar() ? shuffled[i] : str[i]
+    }
+  }
+
+  return partiallyShuffled
+}
+
+const definitelyShuffle = (str, percentOdds) => {
+  if (!str) {
+    return str
+  }
+  if (!percentOdds) {
+    percentOdds = 0.01
+  }
+  let shuffled = str
+  while (shuffled === str) {
+    shuffled = shufflePercent(str, percentOdds)
+  }
+  return shuffled
+}
+
+const getRandomFromArray = array => array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)]
+
+/**
+ * Adds reactions to the given message, in order.
+ * If adding any reaction is a failure, it will continue on to the next.
+ * 
+ * @param app The slack bolt app
+ * @param channelId The id of the channel the message is in
+ * @param timestamp The timestamp of the message
+ * @param reactions An array of reactions to add
+ * @returns {Promise<void>}
+ */
+const addReactions = async ({ app, channelId, timestamp, reactions }) => {
+  for (const reaction of reactions) {
+    try {
+      await app.client.reactions.add({
+        channel: channelId,
+        timestamp,
+        name: reaction
+      })
+    } catch (e) {
+      logError(e)
+    }
+  }
+}
 module.exports = {
   saveGame,
+  makeBackup,
   logError,
   parseOr,
   maybeNews,
@@ -190,5 +375,13 @@ module.exports = {
   getItemCps,
   squadUpgrades,
   squadIsMissing,
+  prestigeMultiplier,
+  quackGradeMultiplier,
+  shufflePercent,
+  definitelyShuffle,
+  parseAll,
+  getRandomFromArray,
+  chaosFilter,
+  addReactions,
   game
 }

src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js

@@ -46,10 +46,10 @@ const addCommand = ({ commandNames, helpText, action, condition, hidden }) => {
         console.log('  rate limited')
         return
       }
-      console.log(`  went through for ${slack.ourUsers[event.user]}`)
+      console.log(`  went through for ${slack.users[event.user]}`)
       userGetter.users[event.user].lastApiCall = currentTime
 
-      await action({event, say, words})
+      await action({ event, say, words })
     } catch (e) {
       console.error(e)
       await say(e.stack)

src/games/routine.js

@@ -22,7 +22,9 @@ const buildGameStarter = ({ startTriggers, dataName, gameName, textFromBoard, in
   if (event.channel_type === 'im') {
     const eventText = event.text?.toLowerCase()
     if (eventText && startTriggers.find(keyword => eventText.startsWith('!' + keyword))) {
+      console.log('Trigger found')
       const opponent = event.text.toUpperCase().match(/<@[^>]*>/)[0]
+      console.log('Messaging opponent ' + slack.users[opponent.substring(2, opponent.length - 1)])
       const msg = messageFromBoard({
         dataName,
         gameName,
@@ -50,7 +52,8 @@ const getMessages = winner => {
 }
 
 const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turnChoiceEmojis, makeMove }) => async ({ event, say }) => {
-  if (event.item_user !== slack.hvackerBotUserId || !turnChoiceEmojis.includes(event.reaction)) {
+  if (event.item_user !== slack.users.Hvacker || !turnChoiceEmojis.includes(event.reaction)) {
+    console.log('bad item_user/reaction')
     return
   }
 
@@ -61,12 +64,14 @@ const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turn
 
   const game = decodeGame(dataName, message.messages[0].text)
   if (!game) {
+    console.log('could not decode game')
     return
   }
 
   const { board, players } = game
   let winner = checkWinner(board)
   if (winner) {
+    console.log('winner found: ' + winner)
     return
   }
 
@@ -101,6 +106,7 @@ const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turn
       name: emojiName
     })
   turnChoiceEmojis.forEach(removeEmoji)
+  console.log('SENDING to ' + opponent)
   const sentBoard = await slack.app.client.chat.postMessage({
     channel: opponent,
     text: boardMessage + winnerMessages.opponent

src/games/tictactoe.js

@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
-const routine = require("./routine");
+const routine = require('./routine')
 
 const emptyBoard = [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ']
 
 const textFromBoard = board =>
     ` ${board[0]} | ${board[1]} | ${board[2]} \n` +
-    `-----------\n` +
+    '-----------\n' +
     ` ${board[3]} | ${board[4]} | ${board[5]} \n` +
-    `-----------\n` +
+    '-----------\n' +
     ` ${board[6]} | ${board[7]} | ${board[8]}`
 
 const numEmojis = ['one', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'five', 'six', 'seven', 'eight', 'nine']
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ const winningThrees = [
   [2, 5, 8],
 
   [0, 4, 8],
-  [2, 4, 6],
+  [2, 4, 6]
 ]
 
 const checkWinner = board => {
@@ -71,4 +71,3 @@ routine.build({
   makeMove: applyTurn,
   checkWinner
 })
-

src/index.js

@@ -26,12 +26,12 @@ onTempChangeRequested(change => {
     case 'Hotter': {
       lowTemp += 2
       highTemp += 2
-      break;
+      break
     }
     case 'Colder': {
       lowTemp -= 2
       highTemp -= 2
-      break;
+      break
     }
     case 'Good': {
       return
@@ -42,9 +42,9 @@ onTempChangeRequested(change => {
   lowTemp = cleanTemp(lowTemp)
 
   const mode =
-      indoorTemperature < lowTemp ? heatMode :  // Heat if lower than low
+      indoorTemperature < lowTemp ? heatMode // Heat if lower than low
-      indoorTemperature > highTemp ? coolMode : // Cool if hotter than high
+        : indoorTemperature > highTemp ? coolMode // Cool if hotter than high
-      change === 'Hotter' ? heatMode : coolMode // Otherwise (lower priority) follow the requested change
+          : change === 'Hotter' ? heatMode : coolMode // Otherwise (lower priority) follow the requested change
 
   if (!mode) {
     return

src/slack/index.js

@@ -1,9 +1,8 @@
 const { App: SlackApp } = require('@slack/bolt')
 const config = require('../config')
+const { addReactions } = require('../games/hvacoins/utils')
 
 const temperatureChannelId = 'C034156CE03'
-const hvackerBotUserId = 'U0344TFA7HQ'
-const sageUserId = 'U028BMEBWBV'
 
 const pollingMinutes = 5
 const pollingPeriod = 1000 * 60 * pollingMinutes
@@ -41,6 +40,7 @@ const sendHelp = async (say, prefix) => {
   await say({
     text: prefix +
       `Sending a message matching any of \`${pollTriggers.join('`, `')}\` will start a temperature poll.\n` +
+      '\'Hotter\' and \'Colder\' votes offset. E.g. with votes Hotter - 4, Colder - 3, and Content - 2, the temp won\'t change.\n' +
       'At this time I am not capable of actually changing the temperature. Go bug Quade.'
   })
 }
@@ -58,22 +58,38 @@ app.event('reaction_added', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
   }
 })
 
-const ourUsers = {
+const users = {
   U028BMEBWBV: 'Sage',
   U02U15RFK4Y: 'Adam',
   U02AAB54V34: 'Houston',
   U02KYLVK1GV: 'Quade',
   U017PG4EL1Y: 'Max',
   UTDLFGZA5: 'Tyler',
-  U017CB5L1K3: 'Andres'
+  U017CB5L1K3: 'Andres',
+  U0344TFA7HQ: 'Hvacker',
+  U0X0ZQCN6: 'Caleb',
+  U03BBTD4CQZ: 'Fernando',
+
+  Sage: 'U028BMEBWBV',
+  Adam: 'U02U15RFK4Y',
+  Houston: 'U02AAB54V34',
+  Quade: 'U02KYLVK1GV',
+  Max: 'U017PG4EL1Y',
+  Tyler: 'UTDLFGZA5',
+  Andres: 'U017CB5L1K3',
+  Caleb: 'U0X0ZQCN6',
+  Hvacker: 'U0344TFA7HQ',
+  Fernando: 'U03BBTD4CQZ',
 }
 
 const activePolls = {}
 const testId = 'U028BMEBWBV_TEST'
 let testMode = false
 app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
+  if (event.subtype !== 'message_changed') {
     console.log(event)
-  if (event.user === sageUserId) {
+  }
+  if (event?.user === users.Sage) {
     if (event?.text.startsWith('!')) {
       if (testMode) {
         await messageSage('Currently in test mode!')
@@ -89,13 +105,14 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
     if (testMode) {
       event.user = testId
     }
-    // console.log(event.blocks[0].elements[0])
   }
   for (const listener of messageListeners) {
     listener({ event, say })
   }
-  console.log('MSG', ourUsers[event.user], "'" + event.text + "'", new Date().toLocaleTimeString())
+  if (event.user) {
-  if (event.user === 'U028BMEBWBV' && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
+    console.log('MSG', users[event.user], "'" + event.text + "'", new Date().toLocaleTimeString())
+  }
+  if (event.user === users.Sage && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
     if (event.text === '!!kill') {
       process.exit()
     }
@@ -103,18 +120,10 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
       await postToTechThermostatChannel(event.text.substring(4).trim())
       return
     }
-    if (event.text?.startsWith('!saytoq ')) {
-      await messageQuade(event.text.substring(7).trim())
-      return
-    }
-    if (event.text?.startsWith('!saytos')) {
-      await messageSage(event.text.substring(7).trim())
-      return
-    }
   }
   const eventText = event.text?.toLowerCase() || ''
 
-  if (eventText.startsWith('!help')) {
+  if (eventText === '!help') {
     await sendHelp(say)
     return
   }
@@ -139,21 +148,51 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
       timestamp: pollTs,
       full: true
     })
+
+    const reactPosters = {}
+    reactions.message.reactions.forEach(r => r.users.forEach(user => {
+      reactPosters[user] ??= []
+      reactPosters[user].push(r.name)
+    }))
+
     const reactCounts = {}
-    reactions.message.reactions.forEach(reaction => { reactCounts[reaction.name] = reaction.count })
+    Object.entries(reactPosters).forEach(([id, votes]) => {
+      votes = votes.filter(v => [goodEmoji, hotterEmoji, colderEmoji].includes(v))
+      if (votes.length === 1) {
+        reactCounts[votes[0]] ??= 0
+        reactCounts[votes[0]] += 1
+      }
+    })
 
-    const contentVotes = reactCounts[goodEmoji]
+    const contentVotes = reactCounts[goodEmoji] || 0
-    const hotterVotes = reactCounts[hotterEmoji]
+    let hotterVotes = reactCounts[hotterEmoji] || 0
-    const colderVotes = reactCounts[colderEmoji]
+    let colderVotes = reactCounts[colderEmoji] || 0
+    console.log('before contentVotes', contentVotes)
+    console.log('before colderVotes', colderVotes)
+    console.log('before hotterVotes', hotterVotes)
 
-    let text = 'The people have spoken, and would like to '
+    if (hotterVotes > colderVotes) {
+      hotterVotes -= colderVotes
+      colderVotes = 0
+    } else if (colderVotes > hotterVotes) {
+      colderVotes -= hotterVotes
+      hotterVotes = 0
+    }
+    console.log('after contentVotes', contentVotes)
+    console.log('after colderVotes', colderVotes)
+    console.log('after hotterVotes', hotterVotes)
+
+    let text
     if (hotterVotes > colderVotes && hotterVotes > contentVotes) {
+      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'raise the temperature, quack.'
       requestTempChange('Hotter')
     } else if (colderVotes > hotterVotes && colderVotes > contentVotes) {
+      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'lower the temperature, quack quack.'
       requestTempChange('Colder')
     } else {
+      text = `The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'keep the temperature as-is, quaaack.'
       requestTempChange('Good')
     }
@@ -166,9 +205,6 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
 ;(async () => {
   await app.start().catch(console.error)
   console.log('Slack Bolt has started')
-  // setTimeout(async () => {
-  //   await messageSage('<https://i.imgur.com/VCvfvdz.png|...>')
-  // }, 2000)
 })()
 
 const postToTechThermostatChannel = async optionsOrText => {
@@ -180,8 +216,7 @@ const postToTechThermostatChannel = async optionsOrText => {
   return app.client.chat.postMessage({ ...optionsOrText, channel: temperatureChannelId })
 }
 
-const messageSage = async optionsOrText => messageIn(sageUserId, optionsOrText)
+const messageSage = async optionsOrText => messageIn(users.Sage, optionsOrText)
-const messageQuade = async optionsOrText => messageIn('U02KYLVK1GV', optionsOrText)
 
 const messageIn = async (channel, optionsOrText) => {
   if (optionsOrText === null || typeof optionsOrText !== 'object') {
@@ -196,17 +231,14 @@ const startPoll = async () => {
   const sent = await postToTechThermostatChannel({
     text: `<!here|here> Temperature poll requested! In ${pollingMinutes} minutes the temperature will be adjusted.\n` +
       `Pick :${colderEmoji}: if you want it colder, :${hotterEmoji}: if you want it hotter, or :${goodEmoji}: if you like it how it is.` +
-      `\n(Note that I can't actually change the temperature yet. Make Quade do it!)`
+      '\n(Note that I can\'t actually change the temperature yet. Make Quade do it!)'
   })
-  const addReaction = async emojiName =>
+  await addReactions({
-    app.client.reactions.add({
+    app,
-      channel: temperatureChannelId,
+    channelId: temperatureChannelId,
     timestamp: sent.ts,
-      name: emojiName
+    reactions: [colderEmoji, hotterEmoji, goodEmoji]
   })
-  await addReaction(colderEmoji)
-  await addReaction(hotterEmoji)
-  await addReaction(goodEmoji)
   return sent.ts
 }
 
@@ -234,19 +266,18 @@ const decodeData = (key, message) => {
 const onReaction = listener => reactionListeners.push(listener)
 
 onReaction(async ({ event }) => {
-  if (event.user === sageUserId && event.reaction === 'x') {
+  if (event.user === users.Sage) {
-    console.log(event)
+    if (event.reaction === 'x') {
       try {
-      await app.client.chat.delete({channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts})
+        await app.client.chat.delete({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
       } catch (e) {
-      console.error(e)
+      }
     }
   }
 })
 
 module.exports = {
   app,
-  hvackerBotUserId,
   temperatureChannelId,
   onAction: app.action,
   getMessage,
@@ -257,10 +288,9 @@ module.exports = {
   onReaction,
   encodeData,
   decodeData,
-  sageUserId,
   messageSage,
   messageIn,
   testMode,
   testId,
-  ourUsers
+  users
 }