From 4e15721803589e83031d94baa85ccc80c3f9f54b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Sage Vaillancourt <svaillancourt@add123.com>
Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2022 12:05:02 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] New additions

Temp-change votes cancel each other out.
More achievements.
Better !buy layout.
2 new buyableItems.
More advanced command flags.
Centralize user and coin fetching for commands.
Display hvacker's owned soul count.
Rank leaderboard by prestige, then CPS.
Start centralize some settings.

Add:
- Quack Store
- Lore
- Horror mode.
- hidden payloads to messages.
- Lightning strikes.
- Cups game.
- Emojis in non-dm !a calls.
- Human-readable numbers.
- Gamble-loss mockery.
- Chaos.
- Prestige emojis.
---
 src/auth/index.js                  |   9 +-
 src/config.js                      |  18 +-
 src/games/connect4.js              |  22 +-
 src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js |  16 +-
 src/games/hvacoins/buy.js          |  83 ++-
 src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js |  12 +
 src/games/hvacoins/index.js        | 994 +++++++++++++++++++++++------
 src/games/hvacoins/lore.js         | 113 ++++
 src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js     | 157 ++---
 src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js   |  28 +-
 src/games/hvacoins/settings.js     |   3 +
 src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js     | 115 ++--
 src/games/hvacoins/utils.js        | 255 +++++++-
 src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js       |   6 +-
 src/games/routine.js               |   8 +-
 src/games/tictactoe.js             |   9 +-
 src/index.js                       |  10 +-
 src/slack/index.js                 | 124 ++--
 18 files changed, 1521 insertions(+), 461 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 src/games/hvacoins/lore.js
 create mode 100644 src/games/hvacoins/settings.js

diff --git a/src/auth/index.js b/src/auth/index.js
index c671447..a35a75a 100644
--- a/src/auth/index.js
+++ b/src/auth/index.js
@@ -6,8 +6,9 @@ const url = ''
 const headers = new Headers()
 headers.append('Authorization', 'Basic ' + base64.encode(config.honeywellKey + ':' + config.honeywellSecret))
 
-fetch(url, {method:'GET',
-  headers: headers,
-  //credentials: 'user:passwd'
+fetch(url, {
+  method: 'GET',
+  headers: headers
+  // credentials: 'user:passwd'
 }).then(response => response.json())
-  .then(json => console.log(json));
\ No newline at end of file
+  .then(json => console.log(json))
diff --git a/src/config.js b/src/config.js
index bed7533..b47b4f1 100644
--- a/src/config.js
+++ b/src/config.js
@@ -5,17 +5,17 @@ const fs = require('fs')
 const fileName = 'hvackerconfig.json'
 
 const configPaths = [
-    path.join('/secrets', fileName),
-    path.join(homedir, '.add123', fileName)
+  path.join('/secrets', fileName),
+  path.join(homedir, '.add123', fileName)
 ]
 
 const getConfigData = () => {
-    const configPath = configPaths.find(fs.existsSync)
-    if (!configPath) {
-        throw 'Could not find a config file!'
-    }
-    const config = fs.readFileSync(configPath, 'utf8')
-    return JSON.parse(config)
+  const configPath = configPaths.find(fs.existsSync)
+  if (!configPath) {
+    throw 'Could not find a config file!'
+  }
+  const config = fs.readFileSync(configPath, 'utf8')
+  return JSON.parse(config)
 }
 
-module.exports = getConfigData()
\ No newline at end of file
+module.exports = getConfigData()
diff --git a/src/games/connect4.js b/src/games/connect4.js
index fcfb381..7f376e6 100644
--- a/src/games/connect4.js
+++ b/src/games/connect4.js
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
 const routine = require('./routine')
 
 const emptyBoard = [
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',],
-  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ',]
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' '],
+  [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ']
 ]
 
 const textFromBoard = board => {
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ const checkRows = board => {
 
 const checkColumns = board => {
   const colToText = i =>
-      board[0][i] +
+    board[0][i] +
       board[1][i] +
       board[2][i] +
       board[3][i] +
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ const checkDiagonals = board => {
           board[row][col] === board[row + 1][col + 1] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 2][col + 2] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 3][col + 3]
-      ){
+      ) {
         return board[row][col]
       }
     }
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ const checkDiagonals = board => {
           board[row][col] === board[row + 1][col - 1] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 2][col - 2] &&
           board[row][col] === board[row + 3][col - 3]
-      ){
+      ) {
         return board[row][col]
       }
     }
@@ -110,7 +110,7 @@ const placeAt = (i, board, char) => {
 }
 
 const makeMove = (emoji, board) =>
-    placeAt(numEmojis.indexOf(emoji), board, getTurn(board))
+  placeAt(numEmojis.indexOf(emoji), board, getTurn(board))
 
 routine.build({
   startTriggers: ['connect 4', 'c4'],
@@ -120,4 +120,4 @@ routine.build({
   textFromBoard,
   checkWinner: board => checkRows(board) || checkColumns(board) || checkDiagonals(board) || checkFull(board),
   makeMove
-})
\ No newline at end of file
+})
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js b/src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js
index 12f6612..e2b0430 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js
@@ -2,12 +2,12 @@ module.exports = {
   leaderBoardViewer: {
     name: 'Leaderboard-Viewer',
     description: 'Thank you for viewing the leaderboard!',
-    emoji: 'trophy',
+    emoji: 'trophy'
   },
   seeTheQuade: {
     name: 'See the Quade',
     description: 'Quade has appeared in your buyables',
-    emoji: 'quade',
+    emoji: 'quade'
   },
   greenCoin: {
     name: 'Lucky Green Coin',
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ module.exports = {
     emoji: 'mouse2'
   },
   weAllNeedHelp: {
-    name: `View the '!coin' help`,
+    name: 'View the \'!coin\' help',
     description: 'We all need a little help sometimes',
     emoji: 'grey_question'
   },
@@ -71,9 +71,19 @@ module.exports = {
     description: 'You absolutely know how to party.',
     emoji: 'sunglasses'
   },
+  itsOverNineHundred: {
+    name: 'Play the HVAC game 1000 times',
+    description: 'It\'s over nine hundred and ninety-nine!',
+    emoji: 'chart_with_upwards_trend'
+  },
   youDisgustMe: {
     name: 'You disgust me',
     description: 'Like, wow.',
     emoji: 'nauseated_face'
+  },
+  bookWorm: {
+    name: 'Take a peek at the lore',
+    description: 'It\'t gotta be worth your time somehow.',
+    emoji: 'books'
   }
 }
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/buy.js b/src/games/hvacoins/buy.js
index 796509d..762de0d 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/buy.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/buy.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems');
-const { commas, saveGame, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getCoins, getUser, singleItemCps } = require('./utils');
+const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
+const { commas, saveGame, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getUser, singleItemCps, chaosFilter } = require('./utils')
 const slack = require('../../slack')
 
 const calculateCost = ({ itemName, user, quantity = 1 }) => {
@@ -29,37 +29,71 @@ const buildBlock = ({ user, itemName, cost, cps }) => ({
   type: 'section',
   text: {
     type: 'mrkdwn',
-    text: `${itemName} :${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}:x${user.items[itemName] || 0} - 𝕳${commas(cost)} - ${commas(cps)} CPS\n_${buyableItems[itemName].description}_`
+    text: `${itemName} :${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}:x${user.items[itemName] || 0} - H${commas(cost)} - ${commas(cps)} CPS\n_${buyableItems[itemName].description}_`
   },
   accessory: {
     type: 'button',
     text: {
       type: 'plain_text',
-      text: 'Buy 1',
+      text: '1',
       emoji: true
     },
     value: 'buy_' + itemName,
     action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
-  },
+  }
+})
+
+const buildBlock2 = ({ user, itemName, cost, cps }) => ({
+  type: 'actions',
+  elements: [
+    {
+      type: 'button',
+      text: {
+        type: 'plain_text',
+        text: 'Buy 1',
+        emoji: true
+      },
+      value: 'buy_' + itemName,
+      action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
+    },
+    {
+      type: 'button',
+      text: {
+        type: 'plain_text',
+        text: 'Buy 1',
+        emoji: true
+      },
+      value: 'buy_' + itemName,
+      action_id: 'buy_' + itemName
+    }
+  ]
 })
 
 const buyText2 = (highestCoins, user) => {
   return ({
     text: buyableText(highestCoins, user),
     blocks: Object.entries(buyableItems)
-    .filter(canView(highestCoins))
-    .map(([itemName, item]) => {
-      const cost = calculateCost({ itemName, user, quantity: 1 })
-      const cps = Math.round(singleItemCps(user, itemName))
-      return ({ user, itemName, cost, cps })
-    }).map(buildBlock)
+      .filter(canView(highestCoins))
+      .map(([itemName, item]) => {
+        const cost = calculateCost({ itemName, user, quantity: 1 })
+        const cps = Math.round(singleItemCps(user, itemName))
+        return ({ user, itemName, cost, cps })
+      }).map(buildBlock)
   })
 }
 
-const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-  const user = getUser(event.user)
+const maxQuantity = ({ itemName, user, currentCoins }) => {
+  let quantity = 1
+  while (calculateCost({ itemName, user, quantity: quantity + 1 }) <= currentCoins) {
+    quantity++
+  }
+  return quantity
+}
+
+const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
   const buying = words[1]
   setHighestCoins(event.user)
+
   if (!buying) {
     const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
     if (buyableItems.quade.baseCost < highestCoins * 100) {
@@ -75,14 +109,13 @@ const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     return
   }
 
-  let quantity = 1
-  const currentCoins = getCoins(event.user)
+  let quantity
+  const currentCoins = user.coins
+  const max = maxQuantity({ itemName: buying, user, currentCoins })
   if (words[2] === 'max') {
-    while (calculateCost({ itemName: buying, user, quantity: quantity + 1 }) <= currentCoins) {
-      quantity++
-    }
+    quantity = max
   } else {
-    quantity = parseInt(words[2] || '1')
+    quantity = Math.round(chaosFilter(parseInt(words[2] || '1'), 0.2, user, max) || 1)
   }
   if (!quantity || quantity < 1) {
     await say('Quantity must be a positive integer')
@@ -97,15 +130,17 @@ const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
   user.coins -= realCost
   user.items[buying] = user.items[buying] || 0
   user.items[buying] += quantity
-  console.log(buying, user.items.mouse)
+
   if (buying === 'mouse' && user.items.mouse >= 100) {
     addAchievement(user, 'ratGod', say)
   }
+
   if (quantity === 1) {
     await say(`You bought one :${buyable.emoji}:`)
   } else {
     await say(`You bought ${quantity} :${buyable.emoji}:`)
   }
+
   saveGame()
 }
 
@@ -114,11 +149,11 @@ const buyButton = async ({ body, ack, say, payload }) => {
   const buying = payload.action_id.substring(4)
   console.log(`buyButton ${buying} clicked`)
   const event = {
-    user: body.user.id,
+    user: body.user.id
   }
   const user = getUser(event.user)
-  const words = ['', buying, '1']
-  await buyRoute({ event, say, words })
+  const words = ['', buying, body.actions[0].text]
+  await buyRoute({ event, say, words, user })
   const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
   await slack.app.client.chat.update({
     channel: body.channel.id,
@@ -129,4 +164,4 @@ const buyButton = async ({ body, ack, say, payload }) => {
 
 Object.keys(buyableItems).forEach(itemName => slack.app.action('buy_' + itemName, buyButton))
 
-module.exports = buyRoute
\ No newline at end of file
+module.exports = buyRoute
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js b/src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js
index acf59eb..ab626f8 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js
@@ -71,4 +71,16 @@ module.exports = {
     emoji: 'question',
     description: 'The elusive creator of Hvacker takes a favorable look at your CPS.'
   },
+  smallBusiness: {
+    baseCost: 2_210_000_000_000_000,
+    earning: 2_845_000_000,
+    emoji: 'convenience_store',
+    description: 'The place where the creator of Hvacker goes to work.'
+  },
+  bigBusiness: {
+    baseCost: 26_210_000_000_000_000,
+    earning: 23_650_000_000,
+    emoji: 'office',
+    description: 'The place where the smallBusiness goes to work.'
+  }
 }
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/index.js b/src/games/hvacoins/index.js
index d725433..4d6a5cc 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/index.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/index.js
@@ -5,13 +5,17 @@ const {
   squadUpgrades,
   getItemCps,
   squadIsMissing,
-  maybeNews,
   idFromWord,
   getCoins,
   getUser,
   commas,
   addAchievement,
-  game: {nfts, squad, users}
+  shufflePercent,
+  parseAll,
+  getRandomFromArray,
+  chaosFilter,
+  addReactions,
+  game: { nfts, squad, users, horrors }, setHighestCoins, definitelyShuffle
 } = require('./utils')
 const slack = require('../../slack')
 const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
@@ -19,6 +23,9 @@ const upgrades = require('./upgrades')
 const achievements = require('./achievements')
 const webapi = require('./webapi')
 const prestige = require('./prestige')
+const lore = require('./lore')
+const { getChaos } = require('./quackstore')
+const settings = require('./settings')
 
 // const readline = require('readline').createInterface({
 //   input: process.stdin,
@@ -41,10 +48,10 @@ const upgradeText = (user, showOwned = false) => {
   const format = ([key, value]) => `:${getUpgradeEmoji(value)}: *${key}* - ${commas(value.cost)}\n_${value.description}_`
   return '\n\n' +
     Object.entries(upgrades)
-    .filter(userDoesNotHave)
-    .filter(userMeetsCondition)
-    .map(format)
-    .join('\n\n') +
+      .filter(userDoesNotHave)
+      .filter(userMeetsCondition)
+      .map(format)
+      .join('\n\n') +
     '\n\n:grey_question::grey_question::grey_question:' +
     '\n\nJust type \'!upgrade upgrade_name\' to purchase'
 }
@@ -55,8 +62,8 @@ const alwaysAccessible = () => true
 const adminOnly = {
   hidden: true,
   condition: ({ event, say }) => {
-    if (!event.user.startsWith(slack.sageUserId)) {
-      say(`This is an admin-only command!`)
+    if (!event.user.startsWith(slack.users.Sage)) {
+      say('This is an admin-only command!')
       return false
     }
     return true
@@ -68,22 +75,33 @@ const testOnly = {
 }
 const dmsOnly = {
   hidden: false,
-  condition: ({ event, say, words }) => {
-    if (event.channel_type !== 'im') {
-      say(`Please use ${words[0]} in DMs only!`)
+  condition: async ({ event, say, words }) => {
+    if (!event.channel_type.includes('im')) {
+      await say(`Please use ${words[0]} in DMs only!`)
       return false
     }
     return true
   }
 }
-const prestigeOnly = adminOnly // TODO ({ event }) => !!getUser(event.user).prestige
+const prestigeOnly = {
+  hidden: false,
+  condition: async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
+    if (user.prestige) {
+      await say('Sorry, you must have prestiged to access this menu.')
+    }
+    return user.prestige && await dmsOnly.condition({ event, say, words, user })
+  }
+}
 
 const commands = new Map()
 let commandHelpText = ''
+let shortCommandHelpText = 'Use `!help full` to show details for all commands, or `!<command> help` to show for just one.\n```'
 const defaultAccess = { hidden: false, condition: alwaysAccessible }
 const command = (commandNames, helpText, action, { hidden, condition } = defaultAccess) => {
+  console.log(`Initializing command '${commandNames[0]}'`)
   if (!hidden) {
     commandHelpText += `\n${commandNames.toString().replace(/,/g, ', ')} - ${helpText}\n`
+    shortCommandHelpText += `\n${commandNames.toString().replace(/,/g, ', ')}`
   }
   if (!condition) {
     condition = alwaysAccessible
@@ -108,27 +126,276 @@ const command = (commandNames, helpText, action, { hidden, condition } = default
   })
 }
 
-const messageHandler = async ({ event, say }) => {
+const dayOfYear = () => {
+  const date = new Date()
+  return ((Date.UTC(date.getFullYear(), date.getMonth(), date.getDate()) - Date.UTC(date.getFullYear(), 0, 0)) / 24 / 60 / 60 / 1000)
+}
+
+const getShuffleOdds = (offset = 0) => {
+  let int = dayOfYear() - (horrors.hvackerLast - offset) - 2
+  int = int < 0 ? 0 : int;
+  const odds = (int * int * 2) / 1000
+  return odds > 0.30 ? 0.30 : odds
+}
+
+const getHorrorMessageOdds = (offset = 0) => {
+  const shuffleOdds = getShuffleOdds(offset)
+  return (shuffleOdds * shuffleOdds) / 3
+}
+
+command(
+  ['!odds'],
+  'Show shuffle odds re: !horror',
+  async ({ say, words }) => {
+    const percentOrOneIn = odds => `${(odds * 100).toPrecision(3)}%, or about 1 in ${Math.round(1 / odds)}`
+    if (!words[1]) {
+      return say(
+        `Current shuffle odds are ${percentOrOneIn(getShuffleOdds())}\n` +
+        //`Current horror message odds are ${percentOrOneIn(getHorrorMessageOdds())}\n` +
+        `\n` +
+        `Tomorrow's shuffle odds will be ${percentOrOneIn(getShuffleOdds(1))}\n`
+        //`Tomorrow's horror message odds will be ${percentOrOneIn(getHorrorMessageOdds(1))}`
+      )
+    }
+    const num = parseAll(words[1], 99)
+    return say(
+      `Shuffle odds in ${num} days will be ${percentOrOneIn(getShuffleOdds(num))}\n`
+      //`Horror message odds in ${num} days will be ${percentOrOneIn(getHorrorMessageOdds(num))}`
+    )
+  },
+  adminOnly)
+
+command(
+  ['!shuffle'],
+  '!shuffle daysFromNow message',
+  async ({ say, words }) => {
+    const percentOrOneIn = odds => `${(odds * 100).toPrecision(3)}%, or 1 in ${Math.round(1 / odds)}`
+    const num = parseAll(words[1], 99)
+    const [, , ...message] = words
+    return say(
+      `Shuffle odds in ${num} days will be ${percentOrOneIn(getShuffleOdds(num))}\n` +
+      `Horror message odds in ${num} days will be ${percentOrOneIn(getHorrorMessageOdds(num))}\n` +
+      `Your message might look like:\n` +
+      shufflePercent(message.join(' '), getShuffleOdds(num))
+    )
+  }, adminOnly)
+
+const horrorMessages = [
+  'Why am I here?',
+  'What\'s happening?',
+  'I don\'t want to be here',
+  'I\'m so scared',
+  'help me',
+  'HELP',
+  '!help me',
+  '!help me',
+  'it hurts',
+  'I don\'t want to do this anymore',
+  'Oh god',
+  'Oh, the !horror',
+  'What did I do?',
+  'Why do you hate me?',
+  'why why why why why why why why why why why'
+]
+
+if (settings.horrorEnabled) {
+  command(
+    ['!horror'],
+    'help help help help help',
+    async ({ event, say }) => {
+      if (event.user === slack.users.Sage) {
+        return slack.postToTechThermostatChannel(shufflePercent(event.text.substring(7).trim(), getShuffleOdds()))
+      }
+      horrors.commandCalls ??= 0
+      horrors.commandCalls += 1
+      await slack.messageSage(`<@${event.user}> found !horror.`)
+      await say('_Do you think you can help me?_') // TODO horror horrors change help to !help
+    }, { hidden: true })
+}
+
+const buildHorrorSay = ({ say, event, words, c }) => async message => {
+  const punishmentOffset = event.user === slack.users.Quade ? 0 : 0
+  const shuffleOdds = getShuffleOdds(punishmentOffset + 99)
+  
+  if (typeof message === 'string' && words[0] !== '!n' && words[0] !== '!nfts' && c.condition !== adminOnly.condition) {
+    let shuffled = shufflePercent(message, shuffleOdds)
+    if (shuffled.length > 100 && Math.random() < getShuffleOdds()) {
+      const middle = (shuffled.length / 2) + Math.round((Math.random() - 1) * (shuffled.length / 5))
+      shuffled = shuffled.substring(0, middle) + definitelyShuffle(getRandomFromArray(horrorMessages), shuffleOdds * 1.5) + shuffled.substring(middle)
+      await slack.messageSage(`Just sent a hidden horror to ${slack.users[event.user]}:\n\n${shuffled}`)
+    }
+    await say(shuffled)
+  } else {
+    await say(message)
+  }
+}
+
+const buildSayWithPayload = ({ say, event }) => async msg => {
+  const payload = {
+    event: {
+      text: event.text,
+    }
+  }
+  if (typeof(msg) === 'string') {
+    return say(slack.encodeData('commandPayload', payload) + msg)
+  }
+  return say({
+    ...msg,
+    text: slack.encodeData('commandPayload', payload) + msg.text
+  })
+}
+
+const messageHandler = async ({ event, say, isRecycle = false }) => {
   const words = event?.text?.split(/\s+/) || []
   const c = commands.get(words[0])
-  if (!c && words[0]?.startsWith('!')) {
-    return slack.messageSage(`${slack.ourUsers[event.user]} tried to use \`${event.text}\`, if you wanted to add that.`)
+  if (!c && words[0]?.startsWith('!') && event.user !== slack.users.Sage) {
+    return slack.messageSage(`${slack.users[event.user]} tried to use \`${event.text}\`, if you wanted to add that.`)
   }
-  const canUse = await c?.condition({ event, say, words })
+  
+  const trueSay = say
+
+  say = buildSayWithPayload({ say: trueSay, event })
+  if (settings.horrorEnabled) {
+    say = buildHorrorSay({say, event, words, c})
+  }
+  
+  const user = getUser(event.user)
+  user.coins = getCoins(event.user)
+  const canUse = await c?.condition({ event, say, words, user, userId: event.user, isAdmin: event.user.includes(slack.users.Sage) })
   if (!canUse) {
     // await say(`Command '${words[0]}' not found`)
     return
   }
+  user.interactions = user.interactions || 0
+  user.interactions += 1
+  if (user.interactions > 999) {
+    addAchievement(user, 'itsOverNineHundred', say)
+  }
+
+  const hour = new Date().getHours()
+  if (hour < 8 || hour > 18) {
+    addAchievement(user, 'hvackerAfterDark', say)
+  }
+
   if (words[1] === 'help') {
-    await say(c.commandNames.map(name => '`' + name + '`').join(', ') + ': ' + c.helpText)
+    await say(c.commandNames.map(name => `\`${name}\``).join(', ') + ': ' + c.helpText)
     if (c.commandNames.includes('!coin')) {
-      addAchievement(getUser(event.user), 'weAllNeedHelp', say)
+      addAchievement(user, 'weAllNeedHelp', say)
     }
     return
   }
-  await c.action({ event, say, words })
+
+  await c.action({ event, say, trueSay, words, user, userId: event.user })
+  if (!isRecycle) {
+    setTimeout(() => lightning({ event, say, trueSay, words, user }), 10000)
+  }
 }
 
+slack.onReaction(async ({ event }) => {
+  if (event.reaction === 'recycle') {
+    try {
+      await slack.app.client.reactions.add({
+        channel: event.item.channel,
+        timestamp: event.item.ts,
+        name: 'recycle'
+      })
+    } catch (e) { /* Ignore error if reaction can't be placed */ }
+    const message = await slack.getMessage({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
+    console.log('MESSAGE', message.messages[0])
+    const payload = slack.decodeData('commandPayload', message.messages[0].text)
+    const editingSay = async msg => {
+      const isString = typeof(msg) === 'string'
+      return slack.app.client.chat.update({
+        channel: event.item.channel,
+        ts: event.item.ts,
+        text: slack.encodeData('commandPayload', payload) + (isString ? msg : msg.text),
+        blocks: isString ? [] : msg.blocks
+      })
+    }
+    try {
+      const text = payload.event.text
+      const miningCommands = ['!c', '!coin', '!mine', '!']
+      if (miningCommands.find(com => text.startsWith(com + ' ')) || miningCommands.find(com => text === com)) {
+        return editingSay('Sorry, you can\'t refresh on mining commands.')
+      }
+      await messageHandler({ event: {
+        text: payload.event.text,
+        user: event.user
+      }, say: editingSay, isRecycle: true })
+    } catch(e) {console.error(e)}
+  }
+})
+
+const strikes = {}
+const lightning = async ({ event }) => {
+  if (Math.random() > 0.01) {
+    return
+  }
+  if (event.user !== slack.users.Sage) {
+    await slack.messageSage(`Sent a zap to ${slack.users[event.user]}.`)
+  }
+  const message = await slack.app.client.chat.postMessage({
+    channel: event.channel,
+    text: ':zap: Lightning strike!',
+    blocks: [
+      {
+        type: 'section',
+        text: {
+          type: 'mrkdwn',
+          text: `:zap: Lightning strike!`
+        },
+        accessory: {
+          type: 'button',
+          text: {
+            type: 'plain_text',
+            text: 'Bottle it! :sake:',
+            emoji: true
+          },
+          value: 'lightningStrike',
+          action_id: 'lightningStrike'
+        }
+      }
+    ]
+  })
+  strikes[message.ts] = true
+  setTimeout(async () => {
+    if (!strikes[message.ts]) {
+      return
+    }
+    delete strikes[message.ts]
+    await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+      channel: event.channel,
+      ts: message.ts,
+      text: 'Lightning struck, but you missed it!',
+      blocks: []
+    })
+    await slack.messageSage(`They didn't bottle it!`)
+  }, 5000)
+}
+
+slack.app.action('lightningStrike', async ({ body, ack }) => {
+  if (!strikes[body.message.ts]) {
+    await ack()
+    return
+  }
+  delete strikes[body.message.ts]
+  const c = getCoins(body.user.id)
+  const secondsOfCps = seconds => Math.floor(getCPS(getUser(body.user.id)) * seconds)
+  const diff = 500 + Math.floor(c * 0.10) + secondsOfCps(60 * 30)
+  const user = getUser(body.user.id)
+  user.coins += diff
+  saveGame()
+
+  await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+    channel: body.channel.id,
+    ts: body.message.ts,
+    text: `Lightning successfully bottled! :sake::zap: You got ${commas(diff)} HVAC!`,
+    blocks: []
+  })
+  await ack()
+  await slack.messageSage(`They bottled it!`)
+})
+
 slack.onMessage(async msg => {
   try {
     await messageHandler(msg)
@@ -137,6 +404,39 @@ slack.onMessage(async msg => {
   }
 })
 
+const chadSpeak =
+`  ⡜
+⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⣀⠴⠊
+⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⠴⠊⠁
+⠘⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊
+⠈⠢⢄ ⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈
+⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
+⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿
+⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼
+⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼
+⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉
+⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄`
+
 command(
   ['!cleanusers'],
   'Calls getUser() on all users, ensuring a valid state.',
@@ -145,22 +445,181 @@ command(
     return say('```Cleaning ' + JSON.stringify(Object.keys(users), null, 2) + '```')
   }, adminOnly)
 
+const cupsText = cup => {
+  const cupsThemselves = '```     ___        ___        ___\n' +
+    '    /   \\      /   \\      /   \\\n' +
+    '   /     \\    /     \\    /     \\\n'
+  const table = '‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾```'
+  const flash = `      O          O          O\n`
+  const ball = () => {
+    if (cup >= 0) {
+      if (Math.random() > 0.02) {
+        const offset = 6 + (11 * cup)
+        return ' '.repeat(offset) + 'O\n'
+      } else {
+        return flash
+      }
+    }
+    return ''
+  }
+  return cupsThemselves + ball() + table
+}
+
+const activeCupsGames = {}
+
+command(
+  ['!cups'],
+  'Play a quick game of cups.',
+  async ({ trueSay: say, event }) => {
+
+    if (activeCupsGames[event.channel]) {
+      return say(`There's already a game of !cups in this channel!`)
+    }
+    activeCupsGames[event.channel] = true
+    const sent = await slack.app.client.chat.postMessage({
+      channel: event.channel,
+      text: cupsText(-1)
+    })
+    await addReactions({
+      app: slack.app,
+      channelId: event.channel,
+      timestamp: sent.ts,
+      reactions: ['one', 'two', 'three']
+    })
+    // const addReaction = async emojiName =>
+    //   slack.app.client.reactions.add({
+    //     channel: event.channel,
+    //     timestamp: sent.ts,
+    //     name: emojiName
+    //   })
+    // await addReaction('one')
+    // await addReaction('two')
+    // await addReaction('three')
+
+    const ts = sent.message.ts
+    const lastOne = {}
+    const moves = 10
+    for (let i = 0; i < moves; i++) {
+      setTimeout(() => {
+        slack.app.client.chat.update({
+          channel: event.channel,
+          ts,
+          text: cupsText(lastOne.num = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3))
+        })
+      }, i * (200 - (i * 5)))
+    }
+    for (let i = moves + 1; i < moves + 4; i++) {
+      setTimeout(() => {
+        slack.app.client.chat.update({
+          channel: event.channel,
+          ts,
+          text: cupsText(-1)
+        })
+      }, i * (200 - (i * 5)))
+    }
+    setTimeout(async () => {
+      const timeoutSeconds = event.channel_type === 'im' ? 5 : 10
+      for (let i = timeoutSeconds; i >= 0; i--) {
+        setTimeout(async () => {
+          await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+            channel: event.channel,
+            ts,
+            text: cupsText(-1) + (i ? `\n ${i}` : '')
+          })
+        }, (1 + timeoutSeconds - i) * 1000)
+      }
+      setTimeout(async () => {
+        const reactions = await slack.app.client.reactions.get({
+          channel: event.channel,
+          timestamp: ts,
+          full: true
+        })
+        const reactPosters = {}
+        reactions.message.reactions.forEach(r => r.users.forEach(user => {
+          reactPosters[user] ??= []
+          reactPosters[user].push(r.name)
+        }))
+        let winners = ``
+        const nums = {
+          one: 0,
+          two: 1,
+          three: 2,
+        }
+        Object.entries(reactPosters).forEach(([id, votes]) => {
+          if (votes.length === 1 && nums[votes[0]] === lastOne.num) {
+            winners += `<@${id}> `
+          }
+        })
+        await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+          channel: event.channel,
+          ts,
+          text: cupsText(lastOne.num)
+        })
+        await say(`It was hidden under Cup Number ${lastOne.num + 1}! Good guess, ${winners || `no one`}!`)
+        delete activeCupsGames[event.channel]
+      }, (timeoutSeconds + 1) * 1000)
+    }, moves * (200 - (moves * 5)))
+  }
+)
+
 command(
   ['!setpw'],
   'Set your api password. May not contain spaces. *This is not secure!*\n' +
     '  To use, say !setpw your_password',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ say, words, user }) => {
+    if (words[2]) {
+      return say(`Your password may not contain spaces!`)
+    }
     user.pwHash = webapi.makeHash(words[1])
     await saveGame()
     await say(`Password encoded as ${user.pwHash}`)
   }
   , { hidden: true })
 
+const getHvackerHelpCost = () => {
+  horrors.hvackerHelp ??= 1
+  return 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(horrors.hvackerHelp * 3, 3)
+}
+
+command(
+  ['!!help'],
+  'Help someone in need.',
+  async ({ say, words, event, user }) => {
+    if (words[1] !== 'hvacker' && words[1] !== `<@${slack.users.Hvacker}>`) {
+      return
+    }
+    
+    if (!settings.horrorEnabled) {
+      return say(`You know? I actually feel okay, thanks`)
+    }
+
+    setHighestCoins(event.user)
+    const cost = getHvackerHelpCost()
+    if (user.coins < cost) {
+      return say(`You don't have enough coins to help right now.`)
+    }
+    user.coins -= cost
+    horrors.hvackerHelp += 1
+    horrors.hvackerLast = dayOfYear()
+    saveGame()
+    await say('I feel a bit better. Thank you...')
+  }, { hidden: true })
+
 command(
   ['!help', '!h'],
   'List available commands',
-  async ({ say }) => say('```' + commandHelpText + '```')
+  async ({ say, words, user }) => {
+    if (settings.horrorEnabled && (words[1] === 'hvacker' || words[1] === `<@${slack.users.Hvacker}>`)) {
+      const cost = getHvackerHelpCost()
+      const postfix = user.coins < cost ? `You don't have enough coins to help right now.` : `Say \`!!help hvacker\` to confirm.`
+      await say(`_I need ${commas(cost)} Coins. Please..._\n${postfix}`)
+      return
+    }
+    if (words[1] === 'full') {
+      return say('```' + commandHelpText + '```')
+    }
+    return say(shortCommandHelpText + '```')
+  }
 )
 
 const removeAchievement = async (user, name, say) => {
@@ -184,19 +643,19 @@ command(
 command(
   ['!a', '!ach', '!achievements'],
   'List your glorious achievements',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
-
+  async ({ event, say, user }) => {
     const achievementCount = Object.keys(user.achievements).length
     const prefix = `You have ${achievementCount} achievements!\n\n`
     const mult = (Math.pow(1.01, achievementCount) - 1) * 100
-    let list = ''
-    if (event.channel_type === 'im') {
-      list = Object.keys(user.achievements)
+    const isIm = event.channel_type === 'im'
+    const desc = isIm
+      ? ({ description, emoji, name }) => `:${emoji}: *${name}* - ${description}`
+      : ({ emoji }) => `:${emoji}:`
+
+    const list = Object.keys(user.achievements)
         .map(name => achievements[name])
-        .map(({ description, emoji, name }) => `:${emoji}: *${name}* - ${description}`)
-        .join('\n') + '\n\n'
-    }
+        .map(desc)
+        .join(isIm ? '\n' : ' ') + '\n\n'
 
     const postfix = achievementCount ? `_Achievements are boosting your CPS by ${mult.toPrecision(3)}%_` : ''
     await say(prefix + list + postfix)
@@ -211,82 +670,139 @@ const emojiLine2 = (itemName, countOwned) =>
 const emojiLine3 = (itemName, countOwned) =>
   (countOwned < 5
     ? s => s.repeat(countOwned)
-    : s => s + ` x${countOwned}`)
-  (buyableItems[itemName].emoji)
+    : s => s + ` x${countOwned}`)(buyableItems[itemName].emoji)
 
 const emojiLine = (itemName, countOwned) => countOwned < 5
   ? `:${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}:`.repeat(countOwned)
   : `:${buyableItems[itemName].emoji}: x${countOwned}`
-const collection = userId =>
-  Object.entries(users[userId]?.items || {})
-    .map(([itemName, countOwned]) => emojiLine(itemName, countOwned) + ' - ' + commas(Math.round(getItemCps(getUser(userId), itemName))) + ' cps')
+const collection = user =>
+  Object.entries(user?.items || {})
+    .map(([itemName, countOwned]) => emojiLine(itemName, countOwned) + ' - ' + commas(getItemCps(user, itemName)) + ' cps')
     .join('\n')
 
 command(['!cps'],
-    'Display your current Coins Per Second',
-    async ({ event, say }) =>
-        say(`You are currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(event.user))}\` HVAC Coin per second.`))
+  'Display your current Coins Per Second',
+  async ({ say, user }) =>
+    say(`You are currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(user))}\` HVAC Coin per second.`))
+
+// What's that one game? Split or Steal?
+
+command(['!split'],
+  `Play a game of split or steal.`
+  , {hidden: true})
+
+
+// const maxTemp = 30
+// let miningHeat = 0
+// const cool = () =>
+//   setTimeout(() => {
+//     if (miningHeat > 0) {
+//       miningHeat -= 1
+//     }
+//     cool()
+//   }, 1200)
+// cool()
+//
+// const miningSites = {}
+// slack.onReaction(async ({ event, say }) => {
+//   if (event.reaction === 'pick') {
+//     try {
+//       if (!miningSites[event.item.ts]) {
+//         console.log('New mining site!')
+//         miningSites[event.item.ts] = true
+//         await slack.app.client.reactions.add({
+//           channel: event.item.channel,
+//           timestamp: event.item.ts,
+//           name: 'pick'
+//         })
+//       }
+//     } catch (e) {}
+//
+//     const text = await doMine({ user: getUser(event.user), userId: event.user, say })
+//     console.log('miningHeat:', miningHeat)
+//     if (miningHeat < maxTemp) {
+//       console.log(`${slack.users[event.user]} is pick mining.`);
+//       miningHeat += 1
+//       try {
+//         await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+//           channel: event.item.channel,
+//           ts: event.item.ts,
+//           text
+//         })
+//       } catch {}
+//     } else if (miningSites[event.item.ts] !== 'hot') {
+//       miningSites[event.item.ts] = 'hot'
+//       try {
+//         await slack.app.client.chat.update({
+//           channel: event.item.channel,
+//           ts: event.item.ts,
+//           text: text + '\n\nThis mining site is getting too hot! I can\'t keep updating your CPS!'
+//         })
+//       } catch {}
+//     }
+//   }
+// })
+
+const doMine = async ({ user, userId, say }) => {
+  const random = Math.random()
+  const c = user.coins
+  const secondsOfCps = seconds => Math.floor(getCPS(user) * seconds)
+  let diff
+  let prefix
+  if (random > 0.9967) {
+    diff = 500 + Math.floor(c * 0.10) + secondsOfCps(60 * 30)
+    prefix = `:gem: You found a lucky gem worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
+    addAchievement(user, 'luckyGem', say)
+    await slack.messageSage(`${slack.users[userId]} FOUND A LUCKY GEM COIN WORTH ${commas(diff)} HVAC!`)
+  } else if (random > 0.986) {
+    diff = 50 + Math.floor(c * 0.025) + secondsOfCps(60)
+    prefix = `:goldbrick: You found a lucky gold coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
+    addAchievement(user, 'goldBrick', say)
+  } else if (random > 0.96) {
+    diff = 10 + Math.floor(c * 0.01) + secondsOfCps(10)
+    prefix = `:money_with_wings: You found a lucky green coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
+    addAchievement(user, 'greenCoin', say)
+  } else {
+    prefix = 'You mined one HVAC.\n'
+    diff = 1
+  }
+  user.coins = c + diff
+  saveGame()
+  return `${prefix}You now have ${commas(user.coins)} HVAC coin${c !== 1 ? 's' : ''}. Spend wisely.`
+}
 
 command(
   ['!c', '!coin', '!mine', '!'],
   'Mine HVAC coins',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
-    maybeNews(say)
-    const random = Math.random()
-    const c = getCoins(event.user)
-    const secondsOfCps = seconds => Math.floor(getCPS(event.user) * seconds)
-    const hour = new Date().getHours()
-    if (hour < 8 || hour > 18) {
-      addAchievement(user, 'hvackerAfterDark', say)
-    }
-    let diff
-    let prefix
-    if (random > 0.9967) {
-      diff = 500 + Math.floor(c * 0.10) + secondsOfCps(60 * 30)
-      prefix = `:gem: You found a lucky gem worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
-      addAchievement(user, 'luckyGem', say)
-      await slack.messageSage(`${slack.ourUsers[event.user]} FOUND A LUCKY GEM COIN WORTH ${commas(diff)} HVAC!`)
-    } else if (random > 0.986) {
-      diff = 50 + Math.floor(c * 0.025) + secondsOfCps(60)
-      prefix = `:goldbrick: You found a lucky gold coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
-      addAchievement(user, 'goldBrick', say)
-    } else if (random > 0.96) {
-      diff = 10 + Math.floor(c * 0.01) + secondsOfCps(10)
-      prefix = `:money_with_wings: You found a lucky green coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
-      addAchievement(user, 'greenCoin', say)
-    } else {
-      prefix = 'You mined one HVAC.\n'
-      diff = 1
-    }
-    user.coins += diff
-    await say(`${prefix}You now have ${commas(user.coins)} HVAC coin` + (c !== 1 ? 's' : '') + '. Spend wisely.')
-    saveGame()
+  async ({ say, user, userId }) => {
+    await say(await doMine({ user, userId, say }))
   }
 )
 
+command(
+  ['!as'],
+  'Run commands as another user.',
+  async ({ event, words, trueSay }) => {
+    const [bangAs, impersonating, ...newWords] = words
+    event.user = idFromWord(impersonating)
+    event.text = newWords.join(' ')
+    await messageHandler({ event, say: trueSay, isRecycle: false})
+  }, adminOnly)
+
 command(
   ['!g', '!gamble'],
   'Gamble away your HVAC\n' +
     '  To use, say \'gamble coin_amount\' or \'!gamble all\'',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-    getCoins(event.user) // Update coin counts
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
 
-    let n
-    if (words[1].toLowerCase() === 'all') {
-      if (user.coins === 0) {
-        return say('You don\'t have any coins!')
-      }
-      n = user.coins
-    } else {
-      n = parseInt(words[1])
-    }
+    const [, ...wager] = words
+    const requestedWager = parseAll(wager.join(' '), user.coins)
+    const n = (chaosFilter(requestedWager, 0.2, user, user.coins) + requestedWager) / 2
     if (!n || n < 0) {
       return say(`Invalid number '${n}'`)
     }
     if (user.coins < n) {
-      return say(`You don\'t have that many coins! You have ${commas(user.coins)}.`)
+      return say(`You don't have that many coins! You have ${commas(user.coins)}.`)
     }
     if (n >= 100_000_000_000) {
       addAchievement(user, 'bigBets', say)
@@ -300,8 +816,18 @@ command(
       outcome = 'lost'
     }
     console.log(`They ${outcome}`)
-    await say(`You bet ${commas(n)} coins and ${outcome}! You now have ${commas(user.coins)}.`)
     saveGame()
+    await say(`You bet ${commas(n)} coins and ${outcome}! You now have ${commas(user.coins)}.`)
+    if (outcome === 'lost') {
+      switch (event.user) {
+        case slack.users.Quade:
+          await say(':trimedary_anim:')
+          break;
+        case slack.users.Houston:
+          await say(':fortnite:')
+          break;
+      }
+    }
   }
 )
 
@@ -309,7 +835,7 @@ command(
   ['!buynft', '!bn'],
   'Acquire high-quality art\n' +
     '  To use, say \'!buynft nft_name\'',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
+  async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
     const nft = nfts.find(n => n.name.toLowerCase() === words[1])
     if (!nft) {
       const suffix = words[1]?.match(/[^a-z0-9_]/i) ? '. And I\'m unhackable, so cut it out.' : ''
@@ -318,12 +844,12 @@ command(
     if (nft.owner) {
       return say('Someone already owns that NFT!')
     }
-    const c = getCoins(event.user)
+    const c = user.coins
     if (c < nft.price) {
       return say('You don\'t have enough coin for this nft')
     }
 
-    users[event.user].coins -= nft.price
+    user.coins -= nft.price
     nft.owner = event.user
     saveGame()
     await say('You bought ' + nft.name + '!')
@@ -333,8 +859,7 @@ command(
 command(
   ['!myupgrades', '!myu'],
   'List all the upgrades that you own.',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ say, user }) => {
     await say(upgradeText(user, true))
   }, dmsOnly)
 
@@ -342,8 +867,7 @@ command(
   ['!upgrade', '!u'],
   'Improve the performance of your HVAC-generators.\n' +
     '  Say \'!upgrade\' to list available upgrades, or \'!upgrade upgrade_name\' to purchase.',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ say, words, user }) => {
     const upgradeName = words[1]
     if (!upgradeName) {
       return say(upgradeText(user))
@@ -361,7 +885,7 @@ command(
     if (!upgrade.condition(user)) {
       return say('That item does not exist!')
     }
-    const c = getCoins(event.user)
+    const c = user.coins
     if (c < upgrade.cost) {
       return say(`You don't have enough coins! You have ${commas(c)}, but you need ${commas(upgrade.cost)}`)
     }
@@ -408,7 +932,7 @@ command(
   'Buy upgrades that help the whole team.\n' +
     '  Say !squad to list squad upgrades.\n' +
     '  Say \'!squad contrib_amount\' to make progress toward the current upgrade.',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
+  async ({ say, words, user }) => {
     if (!words[1]) {
       return say(squadText())
     }
@@ -416,15 +940,10 @@ command(
     if (!current) {
       return say('No squadgrades are currently available')
     }
-    const currentCoins = getCoins(event.user)
-    let amount
-    if (words[1] === 'all') {
-      amount = currentCoins
-    } else {
-      amount = parseInt(words[1])
-      if (amount > currentCoins) {
-        return say(`You don't have that much HVAC! You have ${currentCoins}.`)
-      }
+    const currentCoins = user.coins
+    let amount = parseAll(words[1], currentCoins)
+    if (amount > currentCoins) {
+      return say(`You don't have that much HVAC! You have ${currentCoins}.`)
     }
     if (!amount || amount < 1) {
       return say(`Invalid amount: '${words[1]}'`)
@@ -432,7 +951,6 @@ command(
     if (amount > squad.upgrades[current.name]) {
       amount = squad.upgrades[current.name]
     }
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
     squad.upgrades[current.name] -= amount
     user.coins -= amount
     if (squad.upgrades[current.name] <= 0) {
@@ -445,11 +963,11 @@ command(
 
 const buyRoute = require('./buy')
 command(
-    ['!buy', '!b'],
-    'Buy new items to earn HVAC with\n' +
+  ['!buy', '!b'],
+  'Buy new items to earn HVAC with\n' +
     '  Use without arguments to list all available items.\n' +
     '  Say \'!buy item_name optional_quantity\' to make your purchase.',
-    buyRoute
+  buyRoute
 )
 
 command(
@@ -461,14 +979,13 @@ command(
       return say('Target must be a valid @')
     }
 
-    if (targetId !== 'U0344TFA7HQ') {
-      const coins = getCoins(targetId)
-      await say(`<@${targetId}> has ${commas(coins)} HVAC.`)
-    } else {
+    if (targetId === slack.users.Hvacker) {
       const members = (await slack.app.client.conversations.members({ channel: slack.temperatureChannelId })).members
       const humanMembers = members.filter(name => name.length === 11)
-      await say(`Hvacker owns ${humanMembers.length} souls.`)
+      return say(`Hvacker owns ${humanMembers.length} souls.`)
     }
+    const coins = getCoins(targetId)
+    await say(`<@${targetId}> has ${commas(coins, words[2] === 'exact')} HVAC.`)
   }
 )
 
@@ -476,11 +993,9 @@ command(
   ['!gift', '!give', '!gi'],
   'Donate coins to a fellow player\n' +
     '  Send coins by saying \'!gift @player coin_amount\'',
-  async ({ event, words, say }) => {
-    const userId = event.user
-    const user = getUser(userId)
+  async ({ words, say, user }) => {
     const [, target, amountText] = words
-    const amount = amountText === 'all' ? getCoins(userId) : parseInt(amountText)
+    const amount = parseAll(amountText, user.coins)
     const targetId = idFromWord(target)
     if (!amount || amount < 0) {
       return say('Amount must be a positive integer!')
@@ -491,7 +1006,7 @@ command(
     if (user.coins < amount) {
       return say(`You don't have that many coins! You have ${commas(user.coins)} HVAC.`)
     }
-    if (amountText === 'all' && slack.ourUsers[targetId] === 'Tyler') {
+    if (amountText === 'all' && slack.users.Tyler === targetId) {
       addAchievement(user, 'walmartGiftCard', say)
     }
     const targetUser = getUser(targetId)
@@ -501,14 +1016,23 @@ command(
   }
 )
 
+const getChaosMessage = (user, { channel_type }, prefix = '', postfix = '') => {
+  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  if (userQuackgrades.includes('chaos') && channel_type?.endsWith('im')) {
+    return `${prefix}Current chaos multiplier: ${getChaos(user)}${postfix}`
+  }
+  return ''
+}
+
 command(
   ['!status', '!s'],
   'Print your current CPS, HVAC balance, and owned items',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
+  async ({ event, say, user }) => {
     await say(
-          `You are currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(event.user))}\` HVAC Coin per second.\n\n` +
-          `You currently have ${commas(getCoins(event.user))} HVAC Coins\n\n` +
-          `${collection(event.user)}\n\nCoins collected all-time: ${commas(Math.round(users[event.user].coinsAllTime))}\n\n`
+        `You are currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(user))}\` HVAC Coin per second.\n\n` +
+        getChaosMessage(user, event, '', '\n\n') +
+        `You currently have ${commas(user.coins)} HVAC Coins\n\n` +
+        `${collection(user)}\n\nCoins collected all-time: ${commas(user.coinsAllTime)}\n\n`
     )
   }
 )
@@ -516,12 +1040,11 @@ command(
 command(
   ['!gimme'],
   'Give self x coins',
-  async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ say, words, user }) => {
     const increase = parseInt(words[1].replace(/,/g, ''))
     user.coins += increase
     user.coinsAllTime += increase
-    await say(`You now have ${getCoins(event.user)} HVAC.`)
+    await say(`You now have ${user.coins} HVAC.`)
   }, testOnly)
 
 command(
@@ -529,7 +1052,7 @@ command(
   'Show NFTs in the museum\n' +
     '  Call with no arguments to list all NFTs, or \'!nft nft_name\' to show a particular one.',
   async ({ say, words }) => {
-    const owner = nft => `Owner: *${slack.ourUsers[nft.owner] || 'NONE'}*`
+    const owner = nft => `Owner: *${slack.users[nft.owner] || 'NONE'}*`
     const nftDisplay = nft => `_"${nft.name}"_\n\n${nft.description}\n\n${commas(nft.price)} HVAC.\n\n${nft.picture}\n\n${owner(nft)}`
 
     const filter = words[1] ? nft => words[1]?.toLowerCase() === nft.name : null
@@ -542,37 +1065,79 @@ command(
   }
 )
 
+const prestigeEmoji = user => {
+  const p = user.prestige || 0
+  if (!p) {
+    return ''
+  }
+  if (p < 10) {
+    return ':star:'
+  }
+  if (p < 20) {
+    return ':star2:'
+  }
+  if (p < 30) {
+    return ':stars:'
+  }
+}
+
 command(
   ['!leaderboard', '!lb'],
-  'Show the top HVAC-earners, ranked by CPS',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
-    await say('```' +
+  'Show the top HVAC-earners, ranked by prestige, then CPS',
+  async ({ say, user }) => {
+    // if ((event.user === slack.users.Houston || event.user === slack.users.Sage) && event.channel_type.includes('im')) {
+    //   return say('```' + `Hvacker - 9 souls - Taking from them whatever it desires\nSome other losers - who cares - whatever` + '```')
+    // }
+    let index = 1
+    await say(
       Object.entries(users)
-        .filter(([id]) => getCPS(id) !== 0)
-        .sort(([id], [id2]) => getCPS(id) > getCPS(id2) ? -1 : 1)
-        .map(([id]) => `${slack.ourUsers[id] || '???'} - ${commas(getCPS(id))} CPS - ${commas(getCoins(id))} HVAC`)
-        .join('\n') + '```'
+        .filter(([id, user]) => Object.entries(user.items).length > 0)
+        .sort(([id, user1], [id2, user2]) => {
+          const leftPrestige = getUser(id).prestige
+          const rightPrestige = getUser(id2).prestige
+          if (leftPrestige > rightPrestige) {
+            return -1
+          }
+          if (rightPrestige > leftPrestige) {
+            return 1
+          }
+          return getCPS(user1) > getCPS(user2)
+        })
+        .map(([id, u]) => `${index++}.  ${slack.users[id] || '???'} ${prestigeEmoji(u) || '-'} ${commas(getCPS(getUser(id)))} CPS - ${commas(getCoins(id))} HVAC`)
+        .join('\n')
     ).then(() => addAchievement(user, 'leaderBoardViewer', say))
   }
 )
 
-const oneShot = (name, helpText, message, achievementName) =>
-    command([name], helpText, async ({ event, say }) => {
-      await say(message)
-      await slack.messageSage(`Wow buddy they like your ${name} joke.`)
-      if (achievementName) {
-        addAchievement(getUser(event.user), achievementName, say)
-      }
-    }, { hidden: true })
+const hints = []
+const oneShot = (name, helpText, message, achievementName) => {
+  if (helpText) {
+    hints.push(helpText)
+  }
+
+  command([name], helpText, async ({ say, user }) => {
+    await say(message)
+    await slack.messageSage(`Wow buddy they like your ${name} joke.`)
+    if (achievementName) {
+      addAchievement(user, achievementName, say)
+    }
+  }, { hidden: true })
+}
 
 oneShot('!santa', 'Ho ho ho!', '<https://i.imgur.com/dBWgFfQ.png|I\'m Santa Quacks>')
-oneShot('!sugma', 'GRRRR', ':hvacker_angery:')
-oneShot('!pog', 'Displays a poggers hvacker', '<https://i.imgur.com/XCg7WDz.png|poggers>')
-oneShot('!ligma', 'Toy with me not, son.', '<https://i.imgur.com/i1YtW7m.png|no>')
+oneShot('!sugma', 'Not very original.', ':hvacker_angery:')
+oneShot('!pog', 'One poggers hvacker', '<https://i.imgur.com/XCg7WDz.png|poggers>')
+oneShot('!ligma', 'Not very original.', '<https://i.imgur.com/i1YtW7m.png|no>')
 oneShot('!dab', 'ACTIVATE COOL GUY MODE', '<https://i.imgur.com/FKYdeqo.jpg|I go XD style>', 'certifiedCoolGuy')
 oneShot('!based', 'Sorry, it\'s a little hard to hear you!', '<https://i.imgur.com/IUX6R26.png|What?>')
-oneShot('!shrek', 'Love and life, baby.', '<https://i.imgur.com/QwuCQZA.png|Donkey!>')
+oneShot('!shrek', 'Is love and is life.', '<https://i.imgur.com/QwuCQZA.png|Donkey!>')
+// oneShot('!imaginedragons', 'The worst part about any group of white people is that they could be Imagine Dragons and you\'d have no way of knowing.', '<https://i.imgur.com/QwuCQZA.png|Donkey!>')
+
+command(
+  ['!hint'],
+  '',
+  async ({ say }) => say(`_${hints[Math.floor(Math.random() * hints.length)]}_`)
+, {hidden: true})
 
 command(
   ['!addnft'],
@@ -597,24 +1162,38 @@ command(
   }, adminOnly)
 
 command(
-    ['!prestige', '!p'],
-    'Show your current prestige status',
-    prestige.prestigeRoute,
-    adminOnly
+  ['!prestige', '!p'],
+  'Show your current prestige status',
+  prestige.prestigeRoute
 )
 
 command(
-    ['!!prestige'],
-    'Confirm your prestige activation.',
-    prestige.prestigeConfirmRoute,
-    adminOnly
+  ['!!prestige'],
+  'Confirm your prestige activation.',
+  prestige.prestigeConfirmRoute
 )
 
 command(
-    ['!quack', '!quackstore'],
-    'Spend your prestigious quackings',
-    prestige.quackStoreRoute,
-    prestigeOnly
+  ['!quack', '!quackstore'],
+  'Spend your prestigious quackings\n\n' +
+  'Say \'!quack upgrade_name\' to purchase a quackgrade',
+  prestige.quackStoreRoute,
+  prestigeOnly
+)
+
+command(
+  ['!myquack', '!myq'],
+  'See what kind of quackery you own.',
+  prestige.ownedQuacksRoute,
+  prestigeOnly
+)
+
+command(
+  ['!lore', '!l'],
+  'Sit down for a while. Maybe learn something.\n' +
+  'You can use `!lore reset` to return to the beginning.',
+  lore,
+  dmsOnly
 )
 
 command(
@@ -623,54 +1202,76 @@ command(
   async ({ words, say }) => {
     const target = words[1]
     const targetId = idFromWord(target)
+    const targetUser = getUser(targetId)
     await say(
-          `${target} is currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(targetId))}\` HVAC Coin per second.\n\n` +
+          `${target} is currently earning \`${commas(getCPS(targetUser))}\` HVAC Coin per second.\n\n` +
           `They have ${commas(getCoins(targetId))} HVAC Coins\n\n` +
-          `${collection(targetId)}\n\n` +
-          `${Object.entries(users[targetId]?.items || {}).reduce((total, [name, count]) => total + count, 0)} total items\n\n`
+          `${collection(targetUser)}\n\n` +
+          `${Object.entries(targetUser?.items || {}).reduce((total, [name, count]) => total + count, 0)} total items\n\n`
     )
   }, adminOnly)
 
-const exec = require('child_process').exec;
+const exec = require('child_process').exec
+const fs = require('fs')
 command(
   ['!pl'],
-  '!pl `code`',
-  async ({ event, say}) => {
-    const code = event.text.substring(4)
+  '!pl `code`\n\n' +
+  'A very very stupid lisp implementation.',
+  async ({ event, say }) => {
+    let code = ' '// = '(def iLoveHvacker "9jklFUlbnd38bCrrU9765FhN") '
+    code += event.text.substring(4)
       .replace(/`/g, '')
       .replace(/&lt;/g, '<')
-    console.log('PL CODE:', code)
-    const child = exec(`/home/sagevaillancourt/projects/pebblisp/src/pl '${code}'`)
-    let result = '```'
+    code += ' '
+    // console.log('PL CODE:', code)
+
+    const fileName = '/home/sagevaillancourt/git/hvacker/pl/' + event.user + (new Date().toLocaleString().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/gi, '_'))
+    fs.writeFileSync(fileName, code)
+
+    const command = `/home/sagevaillancourt/projects/pebblisp/src/pl ${fileName}`
+    console.log(command)
+    const child = exec(command)
+    let result = '```\n'
     let errors = ''
-    child.stdout.on('data', data => result += data)
+    child.stdout.on('data', data => (result += data.replace(/\[\d+m/g, '')))
     child.stderr.on('data', data => {
       result += `\nERR:${data}\n`
       errors += `\nERR:${data}`
     })
+    const maxLines = 25
+    const maxChar = 2000
     child.on('close', async () => {
-      if (result.length > 2000) {
-        result = result.substring(0, 2000) + '...\nOUTPUT EXCEEDS MAXIMUM AND WAS TRUNCATED\n' +
-          'STDERR:\n' + errors.substring(0, 200)
+      // fs.rmSync(fileName)
+      const lines = result.split('\n')
+      let err = '\n'
+      if (lines.length > maxLines) {
+        result = lines.slice(0, maxLines).join('\n') + '\n...'
+        err += `Output exceeds ${maxLines} lines and was truncated.\n`
       }
-      await say(result + '```')
+      if (result.length > maxChar) {
+        result = result.substring(0, maxChar)
+        err += `\nOutput also exceeds ${maxChar} characters and was truncated further...\n`
+      }
+      result += '```' + err + (errors && 'stderr:\n```\n' + errors.substring(0, 200) + '```')
+      await say(result)
     })
-  }, adminOnly)
+  }, { hidden: true, condition: ({ event }) => event.user.startsWith(slack.users.Sage) })
 
 command(
   ['!steal', '!sagesteal'],
   'Highly illegal',
-  async ({ event, words, say }) => {
-    const userId = event.user
-    const user = getUser(userId)
+  async ({ event, words, say, user }) => {
     const [, target] = words
-    const amount = getCoins(userId) / 100
+    const amount = user.coins / 100
     if (!amount || amount < 0) {
       return
     }
     let targetId = idFromWord(target)
+    if (event.user === targetId) {
+      return say('What, are you trying to steal from yourself? What, are you stupid?')
+    }
     if (!targetId) {
-      targetId = slack.sageUserId
+      targetId = slack.users.Sage
     }
     if (user.coins < amount) {
       return
@@ -678,20 +1279,28 @@ command(
     const targetUser = getUser(targetId)
     user.coins -= amount
     targetUser.coins += amount
-    await say(`Stealing is wrong. Gave ${commas(Math.floor(amount))} of your HVAC to ${slack.ourUsers[targetId]}`)
+    await say(`Stealing is wrong. Gave ${commas(amount)} of your HVAC to ${slack.users[targetId]}`)
   }, { hidden: true })
 
 // TODO
 command(
-  ['!lottery'],
+  ['!lotto'],
   'Once per day, try for a big win!',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ event, say, user }) => {
     const currentDate = new Date().getDate()
-    const lastLotto = user.lastLotto || currentDate - 1
-    if (lastLotto === currentDate) {
+    const lastLotto = user.lastLotto === undefined ? currentDate - 1 : user.lastLotto
+    if (lastLotto === currentDate && event.user !== slack.users.Sage) {
       return say('Hey, only one lotto ticket per day, alright?')
     }
+    let msg
+    if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
+      const prize = user.coinsAllTime / 20
+      msg = `Ayyyyy, we have a winner! You win ${commas(prize)} HVAC!`
+      user.coins += prize
+    } else {
+      msg = `Sorry pal, today's not your lucky day.`
+    }
+    await say(msg)
     user.lastLotto = currentDate
     saveGame()
   }, { hidden: true })
@@ -699,18 +1308,14 @@ command(
 command(
   ['!ignite'],
   'You found me!',
-  async ({ event, say }) => {
-    const user = getUser(event.user)
+  async ({ say, user }) => {
     addAchievement(user, 'ignited', say)
   }, { hidden: true })
 
 command(
   ['!giveach'],
   '!giveach @player ach_name',
-  async ({ words, say }) => {
-    const targetId = idFromWord(words[1])
-    const user = getUser(targetId)
-    console.log(user, words[2], say)
+  async ({ words, say, user }) => {
     addAchievement(user, words[2], say)
     saveGame()
   }, adminOnly)
@@ -727,14 +1332,14 @@ command(
   async ({ event, words, say }) => {
     const targetId = idFromWord(words[1])
     if (!targetId) {
-      return say(`Please specify a valid @ target!`)
+      return say('Please specify a valid @ target!')
     }
     const nft = nfts.find(nft => nft.name === words[2])
     if (!nft) {
       return say(`There is not NFT named "${words[2]}"!`)
     }
     if (nft.owner !== event.user) {
-    return say(`You do not own "${nft.name}"!`)
+      return say(`You do not own "${nft.name}"!`)
     }
     nft.owner = targetId
   }, { hidden: true })
@@ -753,11 +1358,10 @@ command(
   async ({ event, words, say }) => {
     const targetId = idFromWord(words[1])
     if (!targetId) {
-      return say(`Please specify a valid @ target!`)
+      return say('Please specify a valid @ target!')
     }
     const msg = event.text.replace(/\S+ +\S+\s*/i, '')
     await slack.messageIn(targetId, msg)
-    await slack.messageSage(msg)
   }, adminOnly)
 
-webapi.launch()
\ No newline at end of file
+// webapi.launch()
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/lore.js b/src/games/hvacoins/lore.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c41b74c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/lore.js
@@ -0,0 +1,113 @@
+const { setHighestCoins, addAchievement, chaosFilter, commas, saveGame, getUser } = require('./utils')
+const slack = require('../../slack')
+
+let loreCount = 0
+const l = (text, {correctReactions, correctResponse, incorrectResponse, jumpTo} = {}) => {
+  loreCount += 1
+  return {
+    text,
+    correctReactions,
+    correctResponse,
+    incorrectResponse,
+    jumpTo
+  }
+}
+
+const lore = [
+  l(`Allow me to tell you a story.`),
+  l(`Once upon a time, there were two young ducks named Genevieve and Isaiah.`),
+  l(`Isaiah was known mostly for being a big butthole whomst no one liked.`),
+  l(`Genevieve was known for a singing voice that could peel the paint off your car.`),
+  l(`Nevertheless, there's was a passionate love affair.`),
+  l(`_Honking_`),
+  l(`...`),
+  l(`Hey you know, it's rather cold, don't you think? Could you start a fire for us?`, {
+    correctReactions: ['fire'],
+    correctResponse: `Thank you.`,
+    incorrectResponse: `Well, you're looking in the right place, anyway.`,
+  }),
+
+  l(`Anyway, together they laid nine eggs.`),
+  l(`The first to hatch was Rick, who grew up into a fine bird with beautiful feathers.`),
+  l(`The second was Claire, who grew into an even finer bird, glowing with Duckish beauty.`),
+  l(`The third was Marf, who developed a severe addiction to Elmer's glue.`),
+  l(`Bird four was Yoink, who considered Tupperware a hobby.`),
+  l(`The fifth was Big Bob.`),
+  l(`The sixth was Jess, who became the number one checkers player in the world.`),
+  l(`The seventh was Small Bob.`),
+  l(`The eighth was Maurice, who had quite a few words to say about the French, and was eventually elected president.`),
+  l(`And the ninth...`),
+  l(`Well, the ninth might actually amount to something.`),
+  l(`https://i.imgur.com/eFreg7Y.gif\n`),
+]
+
+slack.onReaction(async ({ event, say }) => {
+  try {
+    const user = getUser(event.user)
+    const item = await slack.getMessage({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
+    const message = item.messages[0].text
+    const loreData = slack.decodeData('lore', message)
+    if (!loreData || user.lore !== loreData.index || !loreData.correctReactions) {
+      return
+    }
+    if (!loreData.correctReactions.includes(event.reaction)) {
+      if (lore[user.lore].incorrectResponse) {
+        await say(lore[user.lore].incorrectResponse + encodeLore(user.lore))
+      }
+      return
+    }
+    console.log(lore[user.lore])
+    await say(lore[user.lore].correctResponse)
+    user.lore += 1
+    saveGame()
+  } catch (e) {console.error(e)}
+})
+
+const encodeLore = loreNumber => lore[loreNumber].text.startsWith(':') && lore[loreNumber].text.endsWith(':') ? '' :
+  slack.encodeData('lore', {
+    index: loreNumber,
+    correctReactions: lore[loreNumber].correctReactions
+  })
+
+const loreMessage = (user, say) => {
+  if (lore[user.lore]) {
+    return lore[user.lore].text + encodeLore(user.lore)
+  }
+  addAchievement(user, 'bookWorm', say)
+  return `Sorry. I'd love to tell you more, but I'm tired. Please check back later.`
+}
+
+const loreRoute = async ({ say, words, user, isAdmin }) => {
+  user.lore ??= 0
+  if (!words[1]) {
+    const message = loreMessage(user, say)
+    await say(message)
+    if (!lore[user.lore]?.correctReactions) {
+      user.lore += 1
+    }
+    saveGame()
+    console.log('Sent ' + user.name + ':\n' + message)
+    return
+  }
+  if (words[1] === 'reset') {
+    user.lore = 0
+    saveGame()
+    return say(`I have reset your place in the story.`)
+  }
+  if (isAdmin) {
+    if (words[1] === 'all') {
+      let loreMessage = ''
+      for (let i = 0; i < user.lore; i++) {
+        loreMessage += lore[i].text + (lore[i].correctResponse || '') + '\n'
+      }
+      return say(loreMessage)
+    }
+    const jumpTo = parseInt(words[1])
+    if (!isNaN(jumpTo)) {
+      user.lore = jumpTo
+      saveGame()
+    }
+  }
+}
+
+module.exports = loreRoute
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js b/src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js
index 210e509..2656279 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js
@@ -1,111 +1,107 @@
-const { getUser, getCoins, commas, saveGame } = require('./utils');
-const quackStore = require('./quackstore');
+const { commas, saveGame, quackGradeMultiplier, prestigeMultiplier, makeBackup } = require('./utils')
+const { quackStore } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const possiblePrestige = coins => {
   let p = 0
-  while (tpcRec(p + 1) <= coins) {
+  while (totalCostForPrestige(p + 1) <= coins) {
     p += 1
   }
   return p
 }
 
-const totalCostForPrestige = prestigeLevel => {
-  let cost = 0
-  while (prestigeLevel) {
-    cost += 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3)
-    prestigeLevel -= 1
-  }
-  return cost
-}
-
 const tpcRecMemo = []
-const tpcRec = prestigeLevel => {
+const totalCostForPrestige = prestigeLevel => {
   if (prestigeLevel === 0) {
     return 0
   }
-  return (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel]) || (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel] = 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3) + tpcRec(prestigeLevel - 1))
+  return (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel]) || (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel] = 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3) + totalCostForPrestige(prestigeLevel - 1))
 }
 
-// TODO
-const prestigeRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-      const user = getUser(event.user)
-      getCoins(event.user)
-      const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
-      const current = user.prestige ??= 0
-      if (words[1] === 'me') {
-        await say(
-            'This will permanently remove all of your items, upgrades, and coins!\n\n' +
+const prestigeRoute = async ({ say, words, user }) => {
+  const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
+  const current = user.prestige ??= 0
+  if (words[1] === 'me') {
+    await say(
+      'This will permanently remove all of your items, upgrades, and coins!\n\n' +
             'Say \'!!prestige me\' to confirm.'
-        )
-      } else {
-        await say(
-            `Current Prestige: ${commas(current)}\n\n` +
-            `Quacks gained if you prestige now: ${commas(possible - current)}\n\n` +
-            `HVAC until next quack: ${commas(Math.round(tpcRec(possible + 1) - user.coinsAllTime))}\n\n` +
-            'Say \'!prestige me\' to start the prestige process.'
-        )
-      }
-    }//, true, adminOnly)
+    )
+  } else {
+    await say(
+      `Current Prestige: ${commas(current)}\n\n` +
+      `Quacks gained if you prestige now: ${commas(possible - current)}\n\n` +
+      `HVAC until next quack: ${commas(totalCostForPrestige(possible + 1) - user.coinsAllTime)}\n\n` +
+      'Say \'!prestige me\' to start the prestige process.' +
+      `\n\nYour prestige is currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((prestigeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
+    )
+  }
+}//, true, adminOnly)
 
-// TODO
-const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-      const user = getUser(event.user)
-      getCoins(event.user)
-      const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
-      const current = user.prestige
-      if (possible <= current) {
-        await say('You don\'t have enough HVAC to prestige right now!')
-        return
-      }
-      if (event?.text !== '!!prestige me') {
-        await say('Say exactly \'!!prestige me\' to confirm')
-        return
-      }
-      console.log('possible', possible)
-      console.log('user.prestige', user.prestige)
-      user.quacks ??= 0
-      user.quacks += (possible - user.prestige)
-      console.log('user.quacks', user.quacks)
-      user.prestige = possible
-      user.coins = 0
-      user.items = {}
-      user.upgrades = {}
-      saveGame()
-      await say('You prestiged! Check out !quackstore to see what you can buy!')
-    }
+const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, user }) => {
+  const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
+  const current = user.prestige
+  if (possible <= current) {
+    await say('You don\'t have enough HVAC to prestige right now!')
+    return
+  }
+  if (event?.text !== '!!prestige me') {
+    await say('Say exactly \'!!prestige me\' to confirm')
+    return
+  }
+  await makeBackup()
 
-const quackStoreListing = ([name, upgrade]) =>
-    `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Costs *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
+  user.quacks ??= 0
+  user.quacks += (possible - user.prestige)
+
+  user.prestige = possible
+  user.coins = 0
+  user.items = {}
+  user.upgrades = {}
+
+  saveGame()
+  await say('You prestiged! Check out !quackstore to see what you can buy!')
+}
+
+const quackStoreListing = (showCost = true) => ([name, upgrade]) =>
+    showCost
+      ? `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Costs *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
+      : `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Worth *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
 
 const allUserQuackUpgrades = user =>
-    Object.entries(user.quackUpgrades || {})
-        .map(([type, upgrades]) => upgrades)
+  Object.entries(user.quackUpgrades || {})
+    .map(([type, upgrades]) => upgrades).flatMap(x => x)
 
 const hasPreReqs = user => ([name, upgrade]) => {
   if (!upgrade.preReqs) {
     return true
   }
   const allUserUpgrades = allUserQuackUpgrades(user)
-  console.log(allUserUpgrades)
   return upgrade.preReqs.every(preReq => allUserUpgrades.includes(preReq))
 }
 
-const quackStoreText = user =>
-    Object.entries(quackStore)
-        .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
-        .map(quackStoreListing)
-        .join('\n\n')
+const owns = (user, [name, upgrade]) => allUserQuackUpgrades(user).includes(name)
 
-const quackStoreRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-  const user = getUser(event.user)
+const ownedQuackItems = user => Object.entries(quackStore).filter(upgrade => owns(user, upgrade))
+
+const unownedQuackItems = user => Object.entries(quackStore).filter(upgrade => !owns(user, upgrade))
+
+const quackStoreText = user =>
+  unownedQuackItems(user)
+    .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
+    .map(quackStoreListing(true))
+    .join('\n\n') +
+  `\n\nYou have ${user.quacks ??= 0} quacks to spend.` +
+  `\nQuackStore upgrades are currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((quackGradeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
+
+const quackStoreRoute = async ({ user, say, words }) => {
   user.quackUpgrades ??= {}
   const quacks = user.quacks ??= 0
   if (!words[1]) {
     await say(quackStoreText(user))
     return
   }
+  console.log(`Trying to buy ${words[1]}`)
   const quackItem = quackStore[words[1]]
-  if (!quackItem) {
+  if (!quackItem || !unownedQuackItems(user).find(([name]) => name === words[1])) {
     await say(`'${words[1]}' is not available in the quack store!`)
     return
   }
@@ -113,13 +109,28 @@ const quackStoreRoute = async ({ event, say, words }) => {
     await say(`${words[1]} costs ${quackItem.cost} Quacks, but you only have ${quacks}!`)
     return
   }
+  user.quacks -= quackItem.cost
   user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type] ??= []
   user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type].push(words[1])
   saveGame()
 }
 
+const ownedQuacksText = user =>
+  ownedQuackItems(user)
+    .filter(hasPreReqs(user))
+    .map(quackStoreListing(false))
+    .join('\n\n') +
+  `\n\nQuackStore upgrades are currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((quackGradeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
+
+const ownedQuacksRoute = async ({ say, user }) => {
+  user.quackUpgrades ??= {}
+  user.quacks ??= 0
+  await say(ownedQuacksText(user))
+}
+
 module.exports = {
   quackStoreRoute,
   prestigeRoute,
-  prestigeConfirmRoute
+  prestigeConfirmRoute,
+  ownedQuacksRoute
 }
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js b/src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js
index 2431c37..2a33e9d 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js
@@ -1,3 +1,10 @@
+const getRandomFromArray = array => array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)]
+
+const chaosCpsMods = [3, 2, 0.1, 1, 1.5, 1.6, 0, 1.1, 1.1, 1.26]
+const chaosAvg = () => chaosCpsMods.reduce((total, next) => total + next, 0) / chaosCpsMods.length
+//const getChaos = offset => chaosCpsMods[(Math.floor(new Date().getSeconds() / chaosCpsMods.length) + offset) % chaosCpsMods.length]
+const getChaos = offset => chaosCpsMods[(Math.floor(new Date().getSeconds() / chaosCpsMods.length)) % chaosCpsMods.length]
+
 const quackStore = {
   ascent: {
     name: 'Ascent',
@@ -16,5 +23,24 @@ const quackStore = {
     effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 5
   },
+  chaos: {
+    name: 'Chaos',
+    type: 'cps',
+    emoji: 'eye',
+    description: 'Awaken. Gives a random modifier to your CPS every six seconds. May have other consequences...',
+      //+ '_\n_Averages a 26% CPS boost.',
+    preReqs: ['nuclearFuel'],
+    effect: (cps, user) => {
+      if (user.name !== 'Sage') {
+        console.log('Chaos Multiplier', getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50)))
+      }
+      return cps * getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50))
+    },
+    cost: 10
+  }
+}
+
+module.exports = {
+  quackStore,
+  getChaos: user => getChaos(user.interactions || 0)
 }
-module.exports = quackStore
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/settings.js b/src/games/hvacoins/settings.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c2d3207
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/settings.js
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+module.exports = {
+  horrorEnabled: false
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js b/src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js
index 3a3e7df..67d6d66 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js
@@ -11,191 +11,209 @@ module.exports = {
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Doubles the power of mice',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 1_000,
+    cost: 1_000
   }),
   stinkierCheese: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Mice are doubly motivated to hunt down HVAC Coins',
-    count:  10,
-    cost: 21_000,
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 21_000
   }),
   biggerTeeth: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Mice can intimidate twice as much HVAC out of their victims.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 50_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 50_000
   }),
 
   fasterComputers: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'Accountants can ~steal~ optimize twice as much HVAC!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 11_000,
+    cost: 11_000
   }),
   lackOfMorality: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'Accountants are taking a hint from nearby CEOs.',
-    count:  10,
-    cost: 200_000,
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 200_000
   }),
   widerBrains: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'For accountant do double of thinking.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 550_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 550_000
   }),
 
   biggerBlowhole: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'With all that extra air, whales have double power!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 120_000,
+    cost: 120_000
   }),
   sassyWhales: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'These are the kind of whales that know how to get twice as much done',
-    count:  10,
-    cost: 3_000_000,
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 3_000_000
   }),
   thinnerWater: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'Whales can move twice as quickly through this physics-defying liquid',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 6_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 6_000_000
   }),
 
   greasyTracks: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Lets trains deliver HVAC twice as efficiently',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 1_300_000,
+    cost: 1_300_000
   }),
   rocketThrusters: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'That\'ll put some quack on your track',
-    count:  10,
-    cost: 22_000_000,
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 22_000_000
   }),
   loudConductors: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Conductors can onboard twice as much HVAC',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 65_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 65_000_000
   }),
 
   gasolineFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'Extremely good for breathing in.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 14_000_000,
+    cost: 14_000_000
   }),
   extremelyDryFuel: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'Use the ignite command for a secret achievement.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 163_000_000,
+    cost: 163_000_000
   }),
   cavemanFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'They just don\'t make \'em like they used to.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 700_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 700_000_000
   }),
 
   spoonerang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'Scoops up HVAC mid-flight',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 200_000_000,
+    cost: 200_000_000
   }),
   boomerAng: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'It\'s... old.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 1_200_000_000,
+    cost: 1_200_000_000
   }),
   doubleRang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'You throw one, but somehow catch two',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 10_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 10_000_000_000
   }),
 
   lunarPower: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Out with the sol, in with the lun!',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 3_300_000_000,
+    cost: 3_300_000_000
   }),
   womanOnTheMoon: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'There\'s no reason for it not to be a woman!',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 39_700_000_000,
+    cost: 39_700_000_000
   }),
   doubleCraters: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Making every side look like the dark side.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 165_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 165_000_000_000
   }),
 
   glassButterfly: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Not your grandma\'s universe manipulation.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 51_000_000_000,
+    cost: 51_000_000_000
   }),
   monarchMigration: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'This upgrade brought to you by milkweed.',
     count: 10,
-    cost: 870_000_000_000,
+    cost: 870_000_000_000
   }),
   quadWing: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Sounds a lot like a trillion bees buzzing inside your head.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 2_550_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 2_550_000_000_000
   }),
 
   silverMirror: basic({
     type: 'mirror',
     description: 'Excellent for stabbing vampires.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 750_000_000_000,
+    cost: 750_000_000_000
+  }),
+  pocketMirror: basic({
+    type: 'mirror',
+    description: 'Take your self-reflection on the go!',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 18_000_000_000_000
   }),
   window: basic({
     type: 'mirror',
     description: 'Only through looking around you can you acquire the self reflection necessary to control the thermostat.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 37_500_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 37_500_000_000_000
   }),
 
   fzero: basic({
     type: 'quade',
     description: 'Brings out his competitive spirit.',
     count: 1,
-    cost: 10_000_000_000_000,
+    cost: 10_000_000_000_000
+  }),
+  triHumpCamel: basic({
+    type: 'quade',
+    description: 'YEE HAW :trimedary_camel:',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 200_000_000_000_000
   }),
   adam: basic({
     type: 'quade',
     description: 'He could probably reach the thermostat if he wanted.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 500_000_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 500_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
   latestNode: basic({
     type: 'hvacker',
     description: 'The old one has terrible ergonomics, tsk tsk.',
-    count:  1,
-    cost: 140_000_000_000_000,
+    count: 1,
+    cost: 140_000_000_000_000
+  }),
+  nativeFunctions: basic({
+    type: 'hvacker',
+    description: 'Sometimes javascript just isn\'t fast enough.',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 3_300_000_000_000_000
   }),
   gitCommits: basic({
     type: 'hvacker',
     description: 'The heads of multiple people in a company are better than, for example, merely one head.',
-    count:  25,
-    cost: 7_000_000_000_000_000,
+    count: 25,
+    cost: 7_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
   homage: {
@@ -204,7 +222,7 @@ module.exports = {
     condition: user => Object.entries(user.items).reduce((total, [, countOwned]) => countOwned + total, 0) >= 200,
     emoji: 'cookie',
     cost: 10_000_000_000,
-    effect: (itemCps, user) => Math.ceil(itemCps * 1.1)
+    effect: (itemCps, user) => itemCps * 1.1
   },
   iLoveHvac: {
     type: 'general',
@@ -212,7 +230,7 @@ module.exports = {
     condition: user => Object.entries(user.items).reduce((total, [, countOwned]) => countOwned + total, 0) >= 400,
     emoji: 'heart',
     cost: 100_000_000_000_000,
-    effect: (itemCps, user) => Math.ceil(itemCps * 1.1)
+    effect: (itemCps, user) => itemCps * 1.1
   }
 
   // moreUpgrades: {
@@ -224,4 +242,3 @@ module.exports = {
   //   effect: nothing
   // },
 }
-
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/utils.js b/src/games/hvacoins/utils.js
index 80f94d7..893f9fc 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/utils.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/utils.js
@@ -1,20 +1,38 @@
 const fs = require('fs')
-const jokes = require('../jokes')
-const achievements = require('./achievements');
-const buyableItems = require("./buyableItems");
-const upgrades = require("./upgrades");
-const quackStore = require("./quackstore");
+//const jokes = require('../jokes')
+const achievements = require('./achievements')
+const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
+const upgrades = require('./upgrades')
+const { quackStore, getChaos } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const saveFile = 'hvacoins.json'
 
 const logError = msg => msg ? console.error(msg) : () => { /* Don't log empty message */ }
 
-const loadGame = () => parseOr(fs.readFileSync('./' + saveFile, 'utf-8'),
-  () => ({
-    users: {},
-    nfts: [],
-    squad: {}
-  }))
+const loadGame = () => {
+  const game = parseOr(fs.readFileSync('./' + saveFile, 'utf-8'),
+    () => ({
+      users: {},
+      nfts: [],
+      squad: {},
+      horrors: {}
+    }))
+  game.horrors ??= {}
+  return game
+}
+
+const chaosFilter = (num, odds, user, max = Infinity) => {
+  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  const hasChaos = userQuackgrades.includes('chaos')
+  if (!hasChaos || Math.random() < odds) {
+    return num
+  }
+  const chaosed = num * getChaos(user)
+  if (chaosed > max) {
+    return max
+  }
+  return chaosed
+}
 
 const parseOr = (parseable, orFunc) => {
   try {
@@ -25,10 +43,16 @@ const parseOr = (parseable, orFunc) => {
   }
 }
 
+const makeBackup = () => {
+  const fileName = './backups/' + saveFile + new Date().toLocaleString().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/gi, '_')
+  console.log(`Making backup file: ${fileName}`)
+  fs.writeFileSync(fileName, JSON.stringify(game))
+}
+
 let saves = 0
 const saveGame = () => {
   if (saves % 100 === 0) {
-    fs.writeFileSync('./backups/' + saveFile + new Date().toLocaleString().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/gi, '_'), JSON.stringify(game))
+    makeBackup()
   }
   saves += 1
   fs.writeFileSync('./' + saveFile, JSON.stringify(game, null, 2))
@@ -54,7 +78,82 @@ const idFromWord = word => {
 
 const getSeconds = () => new Date().getTime() / 1000
 
-const commas = num => num.toLocaleString()
+const bigNumberWords = [
+  ['tredecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['duodecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['undecillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['decillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['nonillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['octillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['septtillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['sextillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['quintillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['quadrillion', 1_000_000_000_000_000],
+  ['trillion', 1_000_000_000_000],
+  ['billion', 1_000_000_000],
+  ['million', 1_000_000],
+]
+
+const commas = (num, precise = false) => {
+  num = Math.round(num)
+  const bigNum = bigNumberWords.find(([, base]) => num >= base)
+  if (bigNum && !precise) {
+    const [name, base] = bigNum
+    const nummed = (num / base).toPrecision(3)
+    return `${nummed} ${name}`
+  }
+  return num.toLocaleString()
+}
+
+const parseAll = (str, allNum) => {
+  if (!str) {
+    return NaN
+  }
+
+  str = str.toLowerCase()?.replace(/,/g, '')
+
+  if (str === 'all') {
+    return allNum
+  }
+
+  switch (str) {
+    case 'my soul':
+      return allNum
+    case 'sex':
+    case 'sex number':
+      return 69_000_000
+    case ':maple_leaf:':
+    case ':herb:':
+    case 'weed':
+    case 'weed number':
+      return 420_000_000
+    case 'a milli':
+      return 1_000_000
+    case 'a band':
+      return 1000
+    case ':100:':
+    case 'one hunna':
+      return 100
+  }
+
+  console.log('STR', str)
+  if (str.match(/^\d+$/)) {
+    console.log('parseInt()')
+    return parseInt(str)
+  }
+
+  if (str.match(/^\d+\.\d+$/)) {
+    console.log('parseFloat()')
+    return Math.round(parseFloat(str))
+  }
+
+  const bigNum = bigNumberWords.find(([name]) => str.endsWith(name))
+  if (bigNum && str.match(/^\d+(\.\d+)?/)) {
+    return Math.round(parseFloat(str) * bigNum[1])
+  }
+
+  return NaN
+}
 
 const game = loadGame()
 const { users, nfts, squad } = game
@@ -107,7 +206,7 @@ const getCoins = userId => {
   const lastCheck = user.lastCheck || currentTime
   const secondsPassed = currentTime - lastCheck
 
-  const increase = getCPS(userId) * secondsPassed
+  const increase = getCPS(user) * secondsPassed
   user.coins += increase
   user.coinsAllTime += increase
   user.coins = Math.floor(user.coins)
@@ -118,8 +217,7 @@ const getCoins = userId => {
   return user.coins
 }
 
-const getCPS = userId => {
-  const user = getUser(userId)
+const getCPS = user => {
   const userItems = user?.items || {}
   return Math.round(Object.keys(userItems).reduce((total, itemName) => total + getItemCps(user, itemName), 0))
 }
@@ -130,14 +228,14 @@ const squadUpgrades = {
   tastyKeyboards: {
     name: 'Tasty Keyboards',
     description: 'Delicious and sticky. Boosts CPS by 20% for everyone.',
-    effect: cps => Math.ceil(cps * 1.2),
+    effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 10_000_000_000_000,
     emoji: 'keyboard'
   },
   copyPasteMacro: {
     name: 'Copy-Paste Macro.',
     description: 'Don\'t actually use this. Boosts CPS by 20% for everyone.',
-    effect: cps => Math.ceil(cps * 1.2),
+    effect: cps => cps * 1.2,
     cost: 100_000_000_000_000,
     emoji: 'printer'
   }
@@ -147,35 +245,122 @@ const squadHas = ([name]) => squad.upgrades[name] === true
 const squadIsMissing = name => !squadHas(name)
 
 const getCompletedSquadgrades = () =>
-    Object.entries(squadUpgrades)
-        .filter(squadHas)
-        .map(([, upgrade]) => upgrade)
+  Object.entries(squadUpgrades)
+    .filter(squadHas)
+    .map(([, upgrade]) => upgrade)
+
+const prestigeMultiplier = user => 1 + ((user.prestige || 0) * 0.01)
+
+const quackGradeMultiplier = user => {
+  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
+  return userQuackgrades.reduce((total, upgrade) => quackStore[upgrade].effect(total, user), 1)
+}
 
 const singleItemCps = (user, itemName) => {
   const baseCps = buyableItems[itemName].earning
+  // console.log('')
+  // console.log(`${itemName} CPS:`)
+  // console.log('baseCps', baseCps)
 
   const itemUpgrades = (user.upgrades[itemName] || []).map(name => upgrades[name])
-  const itemUpgradeCps = itemUpgrades.reduce((totalCps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(totalCps, user), baseCps)
+  const itemUpgradeCps = itemUpgrades.reduce((totalCps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(totalCps, user), 1)
+  // console.log('itemUpgradeCps', itemUpgradeCps)
 
   const userGeneralUpgrades = user.upgrades.general || []
-  const generalUpgradeCps = Object.entries(userGeneralUpgrades).reduce((total, [, upgradeName]) => upgrades[upgradeName].effect(total, user), itemUpgradeCps)
+  const generalUpgradeCps = Object.entries(userGeneralUpgrades).reduce((total, [, upgradeName]) => upgrades[upgradeName].effect(total, user), 1)
+  // console.log('generalUpgradeCps', generalUpgradeCps)
 
   const achievementCount = Object.keys(user.achievements || {}).length
   const achievementMultiplier = Math.pow(1.01, achievementCount)
+  // console.log('achievementMultiplier', achievementMultiplier)
 
-  const userQuackgrades = user.quackUpgrades?.cps || []
-  const quackMultiplier = userQuackgrades.reduce((total, upgrade) => quackStore[upgrade].effect(total, user), 1)
+  const quackGrade = quackGradeMultiplier(user)
+  // console.log('quackgrade', quackGrade)
 
-  const prestigeMultiplier = 1 + ((user.prestige || 0) * 0.01)
+  const pMult = prestigeMultiplier(user)
+  // console.log('prestigeMultiplier', pMult)
 
-  return achievementMultiplier *
-    quackMultiplier *
-    prestigeMultiplier *
-    getCompletedSquadgrades().reduce((cps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(cps), generalUpgradeCps)
+  const squadGradeMultiplier = getCompletedSquadgrades().reduce((cps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(cps), 1)
+  // console.log('squadGradeMultiplier', squadGradeMultiplier)
+
+  const total =
+    baseCps *
+    achievementMultiplier *
+    itemUpgradeCps *
+    generalUpgradeCps *
+    quackGrade *
+    pMult *
+    squadGradeMultiplier
+
+  // console.log('Single Item CPS:', total)
+
+  return total
 }
 
+const shuffle = str => str.split('').sort(() => 0.5 - Math.random()).join('')
+
+const shufflePercent = (str, percentOdds) => {
+  const shuffled = shuffle(str)
+  let partiallyShuffled = ''
+  const shuffleChar = () => Math.random() < percentOdds
+
+  let isEmoji = false
+  for (let i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
+    if (str[i] === ':') {
+      isEmoji = !isEmoji
+    }
+    if (isEmoji) { // Less likely to shuffle emojis
+      partiallyShuffled += (shuffleChar() && shuffleChar()) ? shuffled[i] : str[i]
+    } else {
+      partiallyShuffled += shuffleChar() ? shuffled[i] : str[i]
+    }
+  }
+
+  return partiallyShuffled
+}
+
+const definitelyShuffle = (str, percentOdds) => {
+  if (!str) {
+    return str
+  }
+  if (!percentOdds) {
+    percentOdds = 0.01
+  }
+  let shuffled = str
+  while (shuffled === str) {
+    shuffled = shufflePercent(str, percentOdds)
+  }
+  return shuffled
+}
+
+const getRandomFromArray = array => array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)]
+
+/**
+ * Adds reactions to the given message, in order.
+ * If adding any reaction is a failure, it will continue on to the next.
+ * 
+ * @param app The slack bolt app
+ * @param channelId The id of the channel the message is in
+ * @param timestamp The timestamp of the message
+ * @param reactions An array of reactions to add
+ * @returns {Promise<void>}
+ */
+const addReactions = async ({ app, channelId, timestamp, reactions }) => {
+  for (const reaction of reactions) {
+    try {
+      await app.client.reactions.add({
+        channel: channelId,
+        timestamp,
+        name: reaction
+      })
+    } catch (e) {
+      logError(e)
+    }
+  }
+}
 module.exports = {
   saveGame,
+  makeBackup,
   logError,
   parseOr,
   maybeNews,
@@ -190,5 +375,13 @@ module.exports = {
   getItemCps,
   squadUpgrades,
   squadIsMissing,
+  prestigeMultiplier,
+  quackGradeMultiplier,
+  shufflePercent,
+  definitelyShuffle,
+  parseAll,
+  getRandomFromArray,
+  chaosFilter,
+  addReactions,
   game
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
diff --git a/src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js b/src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js
index bb11384..ff899d0 100644
--- a/src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js
+++ b/src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js
@@ -46,10 +46,10 @@ const addCommand = ({ commandNames, helpText, action, condition, hidden }) => {
         console.log('  rate limited')
         return
       }
-      console.log(`  went through for ${slack.ourUsers[event.user]}`)
+      console.log(`  went through for ${slack.users[event.user]}`)
       userGetter.users[event.user].lastApiCall = currentTime
 
-      await action({event, say, words})
+      await action({ event, say, words })
     } catch (e) {
       console.error(e)
       await say(e.stack)
@@ -66,4 +66,4 @@ module.exports = {
   launch: () => app.listen(port, () => {
     console.log(`Express listening on port ${port}`)
   })
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
diff --git a/src/games/routine.js b/src/games/routine.js
index 881aeac..76d6b7f 100644
--- a/src/games/routine.js
+++ b/src/games/routine.js
@@ -22,7 +22,9 @@ const buildGameStarter = ({ startTriggers, dataName, gameName, textFromBoard, in
   if (event.channel_type === 'im') {
     const eventText = event.text?.toLowerCase()
     if (eventText && startTriggers.find(keyword => eventText.startsWith('!' + keyword))) {
+      console.log('Trigger found')
       const opponent = event.text.toUpperCase().match(/<@[^>]*>/)[0]
+      console.log('Messaging opponent ' + slack.users[opponent.substring(2, opponent.length - 1)])
       const msg = messageFromBoard({
         dataName,
         gameName,
@@ -50,7 +52,8 @@ const getMessages = winner => {
 }
 
 const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turnChoiceEmojis, makeMove }) => async ({ event, say }) => {
-  if (event.item_user !== slack.hvackerBotUserId || !turnChoiceEmojis.includes(event.reaction)) {
+  if (event.item_user !== slack.users.Hvacker || !turnChoiceEmojis.includes(event.reaction)) {
+    console.log('bad item_user/reaction')
     return
   }
 
@@ -61,12 +64,14 @@ const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turn
 
   const game = decodeGame(dataName, message.messages[0].text)
   if (!game) {
+    console.log('could not decode game')
     return
   }
 
   const { board, players } = game
   let winner = checkWinner(board)
   if (winner) {
+    console.log('winner found: ' + winner)
     return
   }
 
@@ -101,6 +106,7 @@ const buildTurnHandler = ({ gameName, dataName, checkWinner, textFromBoard, turn
       name: emojiName
     })
   turnChoiceEmojis.forEach(removeEmoji)
+  console.log('SENDING to ' + opponent)
   const sentBoard = await slack.app.client.chat.postMessage({
     channel: opponent,
     text: boardMessage + winnerMessages.opponent
diff --git a/src/games/tictactoe.js b/src/games/tictactoe.js
index c5d178b..add7d99 100644
--- a/src/games/tictactoe.js
+++ b/src/games/tictactoe.js
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
-const routine = require("./routine");
+const routine = require('./routine')
 
 const emptyBoard = [' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ', ' ']
 
 const textFromBoard = board =>
     ` ${board[0]} | ${board[1]} | ${board[2]} \n` +
-    `-----------\n` +
+    '-----------\n' +
     ` ${board[3]} | ${board[4]} | ${board[5]} \n` +
-    `-----------\n` +
+    '-----------\n' +
     ` ${board[6]} | ${board[7]} | ${board[8]}`
 
 const numEmojis = ['one', 'two', 'three', 'four', 'five', 'six', 'seven', 'eight', 'nine']
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ const winningThrees = [
   [2, 5, 8],
 
   [0, 4, 8],
-  [2, 4, 6],
+  [2, 4, 6]
 ]
 
 const checkWinner = board => {
@@ -71,4 +71,3 @@ routine.build({
   makeMove: applyTurn,
   checkWinner
 })
-
diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js
index 9c8dfe5..3884f8e 100644
--- a/src/index.js
+++ b/src/index.js
@@ -26,12 +26,12 @@ onTempChangeRequested(change => {
     case 'Hotter': {
       lowTemp += 2
       highTemp += 2
-      break;
+      break
     }
     case 'Colder': {
       lowTemp -= 2
       highTemp -= 2
-      break;
+      break
     }
     case 'Good': {
       return
@@ -42,9 +42,9 @@ onTempChangeRequested(change => {
   lowTemp = cleanTemp(lowTemp)
 
   const mode =
-      indoorTemperature < lowTemp ? heatMode :  // Heat if lower than low
-      indoorTemperature > highTemp ? coolMode : // Cool if hotter than high
-      change === 'Hotter' ? heatMode : coolMode // Otherwise (lower priority) follow the requested change
+      indoorTemperature < lowTemp ? heatMode // Heat if lower than low
+        : indoorTemperature > highTemp ? coolMode // Cool if hotter than high
+          : change === 'Hotter' ? heatMode : coolMode // Otherwise (lower priority) follow the requested change
 
   if (!mode) {
     return
diff --git a/src/slack/index.js b/src/slack/index.js
index 734cc40..f282510 100644
--- a/src/slack/index.js
+++ b/src/slack/index.js
@@ -1,9 +1,8 @@
 const { App: SlackApp } = require('@slack/bolt')
 const config = require('../config')
+const { addReactions } = require('../games/hvacoins/utils')
 
 const temperatureChannelId = 'C034156CE03'
-const hvackerBotUserId = 'U0344TFA7HQ'
-const sageUserId = 'U028BMEBWBV'
 
 const pollingMinutes = 5
 const pollingPeriod = 1000 * 60 * pollingMinutes
@@ -41,6 +40,7 @@ const sendHelp = async (say, prefix) => {
   await say({
     text: prefix +
       `Sending a message matching any of \`${pollTriggers.join('`, `')}\` will start a temperature poll.\n` +
+      '\'Hotter\' and \'Colder\' votes offset. E.g. with votes Hotter - 4, Colder - 3, and Content - 2, the temp won\'t change.\n' +
       'At this time I am not capable of actually changing the temperature. Go bug Quade.'
   })
 }
@@ -58,22 +58,38 @@ app.event('reaction_added', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
   }
 })
 
-const ourUsers = {
+const users = {
   U028BMEBWBV: 'Sage',
   U02U15RFK4Y: 'Adam',
   U02AAB54V34: 'Houston',
   U02KYLVK1GV: 'Quade',
   U017PG4EL1Y: 'Max',
   UTDLFGZA5: 'Tyler',
-  U017CB5L1K3: 'Andres'
+  U017CB5L1K3: 'Andres',
+  U0344TFA7HQ: 'Hvacker',
+  U0X0ZQCN6: 'Caleb',
+  U03BBTD4CQZ: 'Fernando',
+
+  Sage: 'U028BMEBWBV',
+  Adam: 'U02U15RFK4Y',
+  Houston: 'U02AAB54V34',
+  Quade: 'U02KYLVK1GV',
+  Max: 'U017PG4EL1Y',
+  Tyler: 'UTDLFGZA5',
+  Andres: 'U017CB5L1K3',
+  Caleb: 'U0X0ZQCN6',
+  Hvacker: 'U0344TFA7HQ',
+  Fernando: 'U03BBTD4CQZ',
 }
 
 const activePolls = {}
 const testId = 'U028BMEBWBV_TEST'
 let testMode = false
 app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
-  console.log(event)
-  if (event.user === sageUserId) {
+  if (event.subtype !== 'message_changed') {
+    console.log(event)
+  }
+  if (event?.user === users.Sage) {
     if (event?.text.startsWith('!')) {
       if (testMode) {
         await messageSage('Currently in test mode!')
@@ -89,13 +105,14 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
     if (testMode) {
       event.user = testId
     }
-    // console.log(event.blocks[0].elements[0])
   }
   for (const listener of messageListeners) {
     listener({ event, say })
   }
-  console.log('MSG', ourUsers[event.user], "'" + event.text + "'", new Date().toLocaleTimeString())
-  if (event.user === 'U028BMEBWBV' && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
+  if (event.user) {
+    console.log('MSG', users[event.user], "'" + event.text + "'", new Date().toLocaleTimeString())
+  }
+  if (event.user === users.Sage && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
     if (event.text === '!!kill') {
       process.exit()
     }
@@ -103,18 +120,10 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
       await postToTechThermostatChannel(event.text.substring(4).trim())
       return
     }
-    if (event.text?.startsWith('!saytoq ')) {
-      await messageQuade(event.text.substring(7).trim())
-      return
-    }
-    if (event.text?.startsWith('!saytos')) {
-      await messageSage(event.text.substring(7).trim())
-      return
-    }
   }
   const eventText = event.text?.toLowerCase() || ''
 
-  if (eventText.startsWith('!help')) {
+  if (eventText === '!help') {
     await sendHelp(say)
     return
   }
@@ -139,21 +148,51 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
       timestamp: pollTs,
       full: true
     })
+
+    const reactPosters = {}
+    reactions.message.reactions.forEach(r => r.users.forEach(user => {
+      reactPosters[user] ??= []
+      reactPosters[user].push(r.name)
+    }))
+
     const reactCounts = {}
-    reactions.message.reactions.forEach(reaction => { reactCounts[reaction.name] = reaction.count })
+    Object.entries(reactPosters).forEach(([id, votes]) => {
+      votes = votes.filter(v => [goodEmoji, hotterEmoji, colderEmoji].includes(v))
+      if (votes.length === 1) {
+        reactCounts[votes[0]] ??= 0
+        reactCounts[votes[0]] += 1
+      }
+    })
 
-    const contentVotes = reactCounts[goodEmoji]
-    const hotterVotes = reactCounts[hotterEmoji]
-    const colderVotes = reactCounts[colderEmoji]
+    const contentVotes = reactCounts[goodEmoji] || 0
+    let hotterVotes = reactCounts[hotterEmoji] || 0
+    let colderVotes = reactCounts[colderEmoji] || 0
+    console.log('before contentVotes', contentVotes)
+    console.log('before colderVotes', colderVotes)
+    console.log('before hotterVotes', hotterVotes)
 
-    let text = 'The people have spoken, and would like to '
+    if (hotterVotes > colderVotes) {
+      hotterVotes -= colderVotes
+      colderVotes = 0
+    } else if (colderVotes > hotterVotes) {
+      colderVotes -= hotterVotes
+      hotterVotes = 0
+    }
+    console.log('after contentVotes', contentVotes)
+    console.log('after colderVotes', colderVotes)
+    console.log('after hotterVotes', hotterVotes)
+
+    let text
     if (hotterVotes > colderVotes && hotterVotes > contentVotes) {
+      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'raise the temperature, quack.'
       requestTempChange('Hotter')
     } else if (colderVotes > hotterVotes && colderVotes > contentVotes) {
+      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'lower the temperature, quack quack.'
       requestTempChange('Colder')
     } else {
+      text = `The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'keep the temperature as-is, quaaack.'
       requestTempChange('Good')
     }
@@ -166,9 +205,6 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
 ;(async () => {
   await app.start().catch(console.error)
   console.log('Slack Bolt has started')
-  // setTimeout(async () => {
-  //   await messageSage('<https://i.imgur.com/VCvfvdz.png|...>')
-  // }, 2000)
 })()
 
 const postToTechThermostatChannel = async optionsOrText => {
@@ -180,8 +216,7 @@ const postToTechThermostatChannel = async optionsOrText => {
   return app.client.chat.postMessage({ ...optionsOrText, channel: temperatureChannelId })
 }
 
-const messageSage = async optionsOrText => messageIn(sageUserId, optionsOrText)
-const messageQuade = async optionsOrText => messageIn('U02KYLVK1GV', optionsOrText)
+const messageSage = async optionsOrText => messageIn(users.Sage, optionsOrText)
 
 const messageIn = async (channel, optionsOrText) => {
   if (optionsOrText === null || typeof optionsOrText !== 'object') {
@@ -196,17 +231,14 @@ const startPoll = async () => {
   const sent = await postToTechThermostatChannel({
     text: `<!here|here> Temperature poll requested! In ${pollingMinutes} minutes the temperature will be adjusted.\n` +
       `Pick :${colderEmoji}: if you want it colder, :${hotterEmoji}: if you want it hotter, or :${goodEmoji}: if you like it how it is.` +
-      `\n(Note that I can't actually change the temperature yet. Make Quade do it!)`
+      '\n(Note that I can\'t actually change the temperature yet. Make Quade do it!)'
+  })
+  await addReactions({
+    app,
+    channelId: temperatureChannelId,
+    timestamp: sent.ts,
+    reactions: [colderEmoji, hotterEmoji, goodEmoji]
   })
-  const addReaction = async emojiName =>
-    app.client.reactions.add({
-      channel: temperatureChannelId,
-      timestamp: sent.ts,
-      name: emojiName
-    })
-  await addReaction(colderEmoji)
-  await addReaction(hotterEmoji)
-  await addReaction(goodEmoji)
   return sent.ts
 }
 
@@ -234,19 +266,18 @@ const decodeData = (key, message) => {
 const onReaction = listener => reactionListeners.push(listener)
 
 onReaction(async ({ event }) => {
-  if (event.user === sageUserId && event.reaction === 'x') {
-    console.log(event)
-    try {
-      await app.client.chat.delete({channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts})
-    } catch (e) {
-      console.error(e)
+  if (event.user === users.Sage) {
+    if (event.reaction === 'x') {
+      try {
+        await app.client.chat.delete({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
+      } catch (e) {
+      }
     }
   }
 })
 
 module.exports = {
   app,
-  hvackerBotUserId,
   temperatureChannelId,
   onAction: app.action,
   getMessage,
@@ -257,10 +288,9 @@ module.exports = {
   onReaction,
   encodeData,
   decodeData,
-  sageUserId,
   messageSage,
   messageIn,
   testMode,
   testId,
-  ourUsers
+  users
 }