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PostCats
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I wrote this as a group project proposal for a web applications class, but I
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ended up with a team that had a different direction in mind. I thought it
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was kinda funny, though, so I say it fits here.
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Have you ever thought, <i>"Boy, this floor doesn't have nearly enough colorful
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nonsense on it"</i>? Is there a hole in your soul that can only be filled
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vicariously through your cat? Then, my god, do I have a website for you!
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PostCats is a cat toy subscription service, available in monthly, weekly, or
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daily installments!
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At PostCats, we know that your pet quickly tires of playing with the same toy
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day after day. We think bored cats make for bored people. A little variety seems
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to be in order!
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At our website, we are excited to offer dozens of unique, engaging cat toys, all
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delivered straight to your door! Simply select what combination you would like
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of fuzzy, stringy, noisy, (or surprise!) toys, and how often you would like them
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delivered. We'll take care of the rest!
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PostCats makes it our mission to deliver fun straight to your door, and into
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your cat's heart.
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Start now for only 50 cents a day!*
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<h2>PostCats ensures that the fun endures!</h2>
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<i>*50-cent-per-day promotional price is based on ordering a five-year subscription
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of monthly toy deliveries at a rate of $182.50 per year. The promotion expires
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after the first year, and the price returns to its standard $200 per year.</i>
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2020-09-22
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