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title: "PostCats"
date: 2020-09-22
description: ""
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I wrote this as a group project proposal for a web applications class, but I
ended up with a team that had a different direction in mind. I thought it
was kinda funny, though, so I say it fits here:

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Have you ever thought, _"Boy, this floor doesn't have nearly enough colorful
nonsense on it"_? Is there a hole in your soul that can only be filled
vicariously through your cat? Then, my god, do I have a website for you!
PostCats is a cat toy subscription service, available in monthly, weekly, or
daily installments!

At PostCats, we know that your pet quickly tires of playing with the same toy
day after day. We think bored cats make for bored people. A little variety seems
to be in order!

At our website, we are excited to offer dozens of unique, engaging cat toys, all
delivered straight to your door! Simply select what combination you would like
of fuzzy, stringy, noisy, (or surprise!) toys, and how often you would like them
delivered. We'll take care of the rest!

PostCats makes it our mission to deliver fun straight to your door, and into
your cat's heart.

Start now for only 50 cents a day!*

## PostCats ensures that the fun endures!

_*50-cent-per-day promotional price is based on ordering a five-year subscription
of monthly toy deliveries at a rate of $182.50 per year. The promotion expires
after the first year, and the price returns to its standard $200 per year._