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title: "How to become a Hackerman"
date: 2020-10-02 01:00:00
description: ""
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How does one become hacker? _Use a hacker editor._ Vim is the text editor
used by all the most elite hackers on this globe. If you want to be a cool
hacker lady or hacker boy, there's only one way to do it: vim.

Why vim?
Well, here's why: we have: in vim:

* Insert mode
* Move fast
* Press keys
* Can't quit

If you use vim, you are cool. If you use notepad, you are stupid. If you use
IDE, you are baby. If you use emacs, you are just dumb. There's only one editor
for me, and that's the one that starts with 'V', and ends with 'm', and has an
'i'.

I have a tattoo of hjkl on my ass. If you took the first letter of each
sentence in this paragraph, it would spell 'IIT'. Thanks to vim I figured that
out in 2 minutes.

I have two great shortcuts in my .vimrc (_vim really cool_) for coding
with more power. When I finish a sentence, vim automatically commits the file
with the message "Hacking". When I press an arrow key my computer restarts, and
even better, shoots me.

I've been using vim since before it was invented, so if you think you know more
about it than me you can just shut your dang mouth.:w

I will never use anything else. You can't make me.