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How to become a Hackerman
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How does one become hacker? <i>Use a hacker editor.</i> Vim is the text editor
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used by all the most elite hackers on this globe. If you want to be a cool
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hacker lady or hacker boy, there's only one way to do it: vim.
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Why vim?<br>Well, here's why: we have: in vim:
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<ul>
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<li>Insert mode</li>
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<li>Move fast</li>
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<li>Press keys</li>
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<li>Can't quit</li>
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</ul>
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If you use vim, you are cool. If you use notepad, you are stupid. If you use
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IDE, you are baby. If you use emacs, you are just dumb. There's only one editor
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for me, and that's the one that starts with 'V', and ends with 'm', and has an
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'i'.
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I have a tattoo of hjkl on my ass. If you took the first letter of each
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sentence in this paragraph, it would spell 'IIT'. Thanks to vim I figured that
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out in 2 minutes.
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I have two great shortcuts in my .vimrc (<i>vim really cool</i>) for coding
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with more power. When I finish a sentence, vim automatically commits the file
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with the message "Hacking". When I press an arrow key my computer restarts, and
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even better, shoots me.
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I've been using vim since before it was invented, so if you think you know more
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about it than me you can just shut your dang mouth.:w
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I will never use anything else. You can't make me.
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2020-10-02 01:00:00
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