A couple moderate changes.

New achievements.
Only allow upgrades/achievements in DMs.
Add !steal joke.
Add more upgrades.

src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js

@@ -23,6 +23,21 @@ module.exports = {
     name: 'Lucky Gem Acquired',
     description: 'It sparkles',
     emoji: 'gem'
+  },
+  bugFinder: {
+    name: 'Bug-Finder',
+    description: 'You must have a magnifying glass or something',
+    emoji: 'bug'
+  },
+  bigBets: {
+    name: 'Make a bet over 100B',
+    description: 'I like big bets, and that\'s the truth',
+    emoji: 'slot_machine'
+  },
+  ignited: {
+    name: 'You light my fire, baby',
+    description: 'And you pay attention to descriptions!',
+    emoji: 'fire'
   }
 }
 

src/games/hvacoins/index.js

@@ -5,6 +5,20 @@ const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
 const upgrades = require('./upgrades')
 const achievements = require('./achievements')
 
+// const readline = require('readline').createInterface({
+//   input: process.stdin,
+//   output: process.stdout
+// })
+// const read = () => {
+//   readline.question(`What do YOU want? `, async want => {
+//     want && await slack.messageSage(want)
+//     read()
+//   })
+// }
+// ;(async () => {
+//   read()
+// })();
+
 const saveFile = 'hvacoins.json'
 
 const parseOr = (parseable, orFunc) => {
@@ -58,7 +72,15 @@ const helpText = (highestCoins, user) => Object.entries(buyableItems)
 
 const getUpgradeEmoji = upgrade => upgrade.emoji || buyableItems[upgrade.type].emoji
 const upgradeText = user => {
-  return (!user ? '' : '\n\n' + Object.entries(upgrades).filter(([upgradeName, upgrade]) => !hasUpgrade(user, upgrade, upgradeName)).filter(([, upgrade]) => upgrade.condition(user)).map(([key, value]) => `:${getUpgradeEmoji(value)}: *${key}* - ${commas(value.cost)}\n_${value.description}_`).join('\n\n')) +
+  const userDoesNotHave = ([upgradeName, upgrade]) => !hasUpgrade(user, upgrade, upgradeName)
+  const userMeetsCondition = ([, upgrade]) => upgrade.condition(user)
+  const format = ([key, value]) => `:${getUpgradeEmoji(value)}: *${key}* - ${commas(value.cost)}\n_${value.description}_`
+  return '\n\n' +
+      Object.entries(upgrades)
+          .filter(userDoesNotHave)
+          .filter(userMeetsCondition)
+          .map(format)
+          .join('\n\n') +
       '\n\n:grey_question::grey_question::grey_question:' +
       '\n\nJust type \'!upgrade upgrade_name\' to purchase'
 }
@@ -90,13 +112,15 @@ const setHighestCoins = userId => {
 
 const hasUpgrade = (user, upgrade, upgradeName) => user.upgrades[upgrade.type]?.includes(upgradeName)
 
-const addAchievement = async (user, achievementName, say) => {
+const addAchievement = (user, achievementName, say) => {
   if (user.achievements[achievementName]) {
     return
   }
+  setTimeout(async () => {
     user.achievements[achievementName] = true
     saveGame()
     await say(`You earned the achievement ${achievements[achievementName].name}!`)
+  }, 500)
 }
 
 const alwaysAccessible = () => true
@@ -130,7 +154,7 @@ slack.onMessage(async ({ event, say }) => {
     return
   }
   if (!c?.condition(event.user)) {
-    await say(`Command '${words[0]}' not found`)
+    //await say(`Command '${words[0]}' not found`)
     return
   }
   if (words[1] === 'help') {
@@ -144,6 +168,10 @@ command(
     ['!a', '!ach', '!achievements'],
     'List your glorious achievements',
     async ({ event, say }) => {
+      if (event.channel_type !== 'im') {
+        await say('Please only use !ach in DMs!')
+        return
+      }
       const user = getUser(event.user)
 
       const achievementCount = Object.keys(user.achievements).length
@@ -214,17 +242,17 @@ command(
       if (random > 0.9967) {
         diff = 500 + Math.floor(c * 0.10) + secondsOfCps(60 * 30)
         prefix = `:gem: You found a lucky gem worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
-        await addAchievement(user, 'luckyGem', say)
+        addAchievement(user, 'luckyGem', say)
         await slack.messageSage(`${slack.ourUsers[event.user]} FOUND A LUCKY GEM COIN WORTH ${commas(diff)} HVAC!`)
       } else if (random > 0.986) {
         diff = 50 + Math.floor(c * 0.025) + secondsOfCps(60)
         prefix = `:goldbrick: You found a lucky gold coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
         await slack.messageSage(`${slack.ourUsers[event.user]} found a lucky gold coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!`)
-        await addAchievement(user, 'goldBrick', say)
+        addAchievement(user, 'goldBrick', say)
       } else if (random > 0.96) {
         diff = 10 + Math.floor(c * 0.01) + secondsOfCps(10)
         prefix = `:money_with_wings: You found a lucky green coin worth ${commas(diff)} HVAC!\n`
-        await addAchievement(user, 'greenCoin', say)
+        addAchievement(user, 'greenCoin', say)
       } else {
         prefix = `You mined one HVAC.\n`
         diff = 1
@@ -261,6 +289,9 @@ command(
         await say(`You don\'t have that many coins! You have ${commas(user.coins)}.`)
         return
       }
+      if (n > 100_000_000_000) {
+        addAchievement(user, 'bigBets', say)
+      }
       user.coins -= n
       let outcome
       if (Math.random() > 0.5) {
@@ -317,8 +348,12 @@ command(
     ['!upgrade', '!u'],
     'Improve the performance of your HVAC-generators.\n' +
     '  Say \'!upgrade\' to list available upgrades, or \'!upgrade upgrade_name\' to purchase.',
-    async ({ userId, say, words }) => {
+    async ({ event, say, words }) => {
-      const user = getUser(userId)
+      if (event.channel_type !== 'im') {
+        await say('Please only use !upgrade in DMs!')
+        return
+      }
+      const user = getUser(event.user)
       const upgradeName = words[1]
       if (!upgradeName) {
         await say(upgradeText(user))
@@ -340,7 +375,7 @@ command(
         await say('That item does not exist!')
         return
       }
-      const c = getCoins(userId)
+      const c = getCoins(event.user)
       if (c < upgrade.cost) {
         await say(`You don't have enough coins! You have ${commas(c)}, but you need ${commas(upgrade.cost)}`)
         return
@@ -369,7 +404,7 @@ command(
       if (!buying) {
         const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
         if (buyableItems.quade.baseCost < highestCoins * 100) {
-          await addAchievement(user, 'seeTheQuade', say)
+          addAchievement(user, 'seeTheQuade', say)
         }
         await say(helpText(highestCoins, user))
         return
@@ -402,15 +437,16 @@ command(
 command(
     ['!check', '!ch'],
     'Check how many coins another player has',
-    async ({ target, say }) =>  {
+    async ({ say, words }) =>  {
+      const target = words[1]
       if (!target?.startsWith('<@') || !target.endsWith('>')) {
         await say('Target must be a valid @')
         return
       }
       const targetId = target.substring(2, target.length - 1)
       if (targetId !== 'U0344TFA7HQ') {
-        const user = getUser(targetId)
+        const coins = getCoins(targetId)
-        await say(`<@${targetId}> has ${commas(user.coins)} HVAC.`)
+        await say(`<@${targetId}> has ${commas(coins)} HVAC.`)
       } else {
         const members = (await slack.app.client.conversations.members({channel: slack.temperatureChannelId})).members
         const humanMembers = members.filter(name => name.length === 11)
@@ -535,3 +571,56 @@ command(
           `${collection(targetId)}\n\n`
       )
     }, true, adminOnly)
+
+command(
+    ['!steal', '!sagesteal'],
+    'Highly illegal',
+    async ({ event, words, say }) => {
+      const userId = event.user
+      const user = getUser(userId)
+      let [, target] = words
+      const amount = getCoins(userId) / 100
+      if (!amount || amount < 0) {
+        return
+      }
+      let targetId
+      if (!target?.startsWith('<@') || !target.endsWith('>')) {
+        targetId = slack.sageUserId
+      } else {
+        targetId = target.substring(2, target.length - 1)
+      }
+      if (user.coins < amount) {
+        return
+      }
+      const targetUser = getUser(targetId)
+      user.coins -= amount
+      targetUser.coins += amount
+      await say(`Stealing is wrong. Gave ${commas(Math.floor(amount))} of your HVAC to ${slack.ourUsers[targetId]}`)
+    }, true)
+
+command(
+    ['!lottery'],
+    'Once per day, try for a big win!',
+    async ({ event, say }) => {
+      const user = getUser(event.user)
+      addAchievement(user, 'ignited', say)
+    }, true)
+
+command(
+    ['!ignite'],
+    'You found me!',
+    async ({ event, say }) => {
+      const user = getUser(event.user)
+      addAchievement(user, 'ignited', say)
+    }
+)
+command(
+    ['!giveach'],
+    '!giveach @player ach_name',
+    async ({ words, say }) => {
+      const targetId = words[1].substring(2, words[1].length - 1)
+      const user = getUser(targetId)
+      console.log(user, words[2], say)
+      addAchievement(user, words[2], say)
+      saveGame()
+    }, true, adminOnly)

src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js

@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ const basic = ({ type, description, count, cost }) => ({
   effect: itemCps => itemCps * 2
 })
 
+const nothing = itemCps => itemCps
+
 module.exports = {
   doubleClick: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
@@ -13,96 +15,152 @@ module.exports = {
     count: 1,
     cost: 1_000,
   }),
+  stinkierCheese: basic({
+    type: 'mouse',
+    description: 'Mice are doubly motivated to hunt down HVAC Coins',
+    count:  10,
+    cost: 21_000,
+  }),
   biggerTeeth: basic({
     type: 'mouse',
     description: 'Mice can intimidate twice as much HVAC out of their victims.',
     count:  25,
     cost: 50_000,
   }),
+
   fasterComputers: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'Accountants can ~steal~ optimize twice as much HVAC!',
     count: 1,
     cost: 11_000,
   }),
+  lackOfMorality: basic({
+    type: 'accountant',
+    description: 'Accountants are taking a hint from nearby CEOs.',
+    count:  10,
+    cost: 200_000,
+  }),
   widerBrains: basic({
     type: 'accountant',
     description: 'For accountant do double of thinking.',
     count:  25,
     cost: 550_000,
   }),
+
   biggerBlowhole: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'With all that extra air, whales have double power!',
     count: 1,
     cost: 120_000,
   }),
+  sassyWhales: basic({
+    type: 'whale',
+    description: 'These are the kind of whales that know how to get twice as much done',
+    count:  10,
+    cost: 3_000_000,
+  }),
   thinnerWater: basic({
     type: 'whale',
     description: 'Whales can move twice as quickly through this physics-defying liquid',
     count:  25,
     cost: 6_000_000,
   }),
+
   greasyTracks: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Lets trains deliver HVAC twice as efficiently',
     count: 1,
     cost: 1_300_000,
   }),
+  rocketThrusters: basic({
+    type: 'train',
+    description: 'That\'ll put some quack on your track',
+    count:  10,
+    cost: 22_000_000,
+  }),
   loudConductors: basic({
     type: 'train',
     description: 'Conductors can onboard twice as much HVAC',
     count:  25,
     cost: 65_000_000,
   }),
+
   gasolineFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'Extremely good for breathing in.',
     count: 1,
     cost: 14_000_000,
   }),
+  extremelyDryFuel: basic({
+    type: 'fire',
+    description: 'Use the ignite command for a secret achievement.',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 163_000_000,
+  }),
   cavemanFire: basic({
     type: 'fire',
     description: 'They just don\'t make \'em like they used to.',
     count:  25,
     cost: 700_000_000,
   }),
+
   spoonerang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'Scoops up HVAC mid-flight',
     count: 1,
     cost: 200_000_000,
   }),
+  boomerAng: basic({
+    type: 'boomerang',
+    description: 'It\'s... old.',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 1_200_000_000,
+  }),
   doubleRang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
     description: 'You throw one, but somehow catch two',
     count:  25,
     cost: 10_000_000_000,
   }),
+
   lunarPower: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Out with the sol, in with the lun!',
     count: 1,
     cost: 3_300_000_000,
   }),
+  womanOnTheMoon: basic({
+    type: 'moon',
+    description: 'There\'s no reason for it not to be a woman!',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 39_700_000_000,
+  }),
   doubleCraters: basic({
     type: 'moon',
     description: 'Making every side look like the dark side.',
     count:  25,
     cost: 165_000_000_000,
   }),
+
   glassButterfly: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Not your grandma\'s universe manipulation.',
     count: 1,
     cost: 51_000_000_000,
   }),
+  monarchMigration: basic({
+    type: 'butterfly',
+    description: 'This upgrade brought to you by milkweed.',
+    count: 10,
+    cost: 870_000_000_000,
+  }),
   quadWing: basic({
     type: 'butterfly',
     description: 'Sounds a lot like a trillion bees buzzing inside your head.',
     count:  25,
     cost: 2_550_000_000_000,
   }),
+
   silverMirror: basic({
     type: 'mirror',
     description: 'Excellent for stabbing vampires.',
@@ -136,5 +194,14 @@ module.exports = {
     cost: 10_000_000_000,
     effect: (itemCps, user) => Math.ceil(itemCps * 1.1)
   },
+
+  // moreUpgrades: {
+  //   type: 'general',
+  //   description: 'Adds additional upgrades',
+  //   condition: user => Object.entries(user.items).reduce((total, [, countOwned]) => countOwned + total, 0) >= 400,
+  //   emoji: 'cookie',
+  //   cost: 10_000_000_000_000,
+  //   effect: nothing
+  // },
 }
 

src/slack/index.js

@@ -69,11 +69,10 @@ const ourUsers = {
 
 let activePolls = {}
 app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
-    console.log(event)
     for (const listener of messageListeners) {
         listener({ event, say })
     }
-    const words = event.text?.split('\s')
+    console.log('MSG', ourUsers[event.user], "'" + event.text + "'", new Date().toLocaleTimeString())
     if (event.user === 'U028BMEBWBV' && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
         if (event.text?.startsWith('!say ') || event.text?.startsWith('!say\n')) {
             await postToTechThermostatChannel(event.text.substring(4).trim())