Many additions:

Add several new achievements
Add price querying with ?b
Simplify commands' argument-handling
Some spooky stuff
New quackgrades
Stormy weather
Rebalanced some rare-event odds
!u buttons
Reworked prestige emojis
Save on every command
Add stonks
More temp poll triggers
Redemption upgrades more powerful
Fuzzy matching for usernames and buyables

src/auth/index.js

@@ -11,4 +11,4 @@ fetch(url, {
   headers: headers
   // credentials: 'user:passwd'
 }).then(response => response.json())
-  .then(json => console.log(json))
+  .then(json => console.log('json', json))

src/games/hvacoins/achievements.js

@@ -34,6 +34,16 @@ module.exports = {
     description: 'I like big bets, and that\'s the truth',
     emoji: 'slot_machine'
   },
+  hugeBets: {
+    name: 'Make a bet over 100T',
+    description: `That's so bonk`,
+    emoji: 'game_die'
+  },
+  mondoBets: {
+    name: 'Make a bet over 100 Quadrillion',
+    description: 'H I G H  R O L L E R',
+    emoji: '8ball'
+  },
   ignited: {
     name: 'You light my fire, baby',
     description: 'And you pay attention to descriptions!',
@@ -45,6 +55,72 @@ module.exports = {
     description: 'I\'m beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god.',
     emoji: 'mouse2'
   },
+  mathematician: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Accountants',
+    description: 'They rejoice at the appearance of a third digit.',
+    emoji: 'male-office-worker'
+  },
+  iPod: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Whales',
+    description: `With the new iPod, you can hold 100's of songs.`,
+    emoji: 'whale'
+  },
+  fire100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Fires',
+    description: `Wow, that's bright.`,
+    emoji: 'fire'
+  },
+  train100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Trains',
+    description: `That's every train in America you've got there.`,
+    emoji: 'train2'
+  },
+  boom100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Boomerangs',
+    description: `LOUD WOOSHING`,
+    emoji: 'boomerang'
+  },
+  moon100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Moons',
+    description: `Space Cadet`,
+    emoji: 'new_moon_with_face'
+  },
+  mirror100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Mirrors',
+    description: `Disco Ball`,
+    emoji: 'mirror'
+  },
+  butterfly100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Butterflies',
+    description: `Delicate yet powerful.`,
+    emoji: 'butterfly'
+  },
+  quade100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Quades',
+    description: `Your Ops are super Devved right now.`,
+    emoji: 'quade'
+  },
+  hvacker100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Hvackers',
+    description: `Did Sage finally make his git repo public?`,
+    emoji: 'hvacker_angery'
+  },
+  creator100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Creators',
+    description: `_Stern look_`,
+    emoji: 'question'
+  },
+  smallBusiness100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Small Businesses',
+    description: `Enough to run a small city.`,
+    emoji: 'convenience_store'
+  },
+  bigBusiness100: {
+    name: 'Own 100 Big Businesses',
+    description: `I mean... that's basically all of them.`,
+    emoji: 'office'
+  },
+
   weAllNeedHelp: {
     name: 'View the \'!coin\' help',
     description: 'We all need a little help sometimes',
@@ -85,5 +161,11 @@ module.exports = {
     name: 'Take a peek at the lore',
     description: 'It\'t gotta be worth your time somehow.',
     emoji: 'books'
+  },
+  
+  theOtherSide: {
+    name: 'Die and be reborn',
+    description: 'You have seen the other side, and do not fear it.',
+    emoji: 'white_square'
   }
 }

src/games/hvacoins/buy.js

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 const buyableItems = require('./buyableItems')
-const { commas, saveGame, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getUser, singleItemCps, chaosFilter } = require('./utils')
+const { commas, setHighestCoins, addAchievement, getUser, singleItemCps, chaosFilter, fuzzyMatcher } = require('./utils')
 const slack = require('../../slack')
 
 const calculateCost = ({ itemName, user, quantity = 1 }) => {
@@ -17,9 +17,9 @@ const getItemHeader = user => ([itemName, { baseCost, description, emoji }]) =>
   const itemCps = Math.round(singleItemCps(user, itemName))
   return `*${itemName}* :${emoji}: - ${itemCost} HVAC Coins - ${commas(itemCps)} CPS\n_${description}_`
 }
-const canView = highestCoins => ([, item]) => item.baseCost < (highestCoins || 1) * 101
+const canView = (item, highestCoins) => item.baseCost < (highestCoins || 1) * 101
 const buyableText = (highestCoins, user) => Object.entries(buyableItems)
-  .filter(canView(highestCoins))
+  .filter(([, item]) => canView(item, highestCoins))
   .map(getItemHeader(user))
   .join('\n\n') +
   '\n\n:grey_question::grey_question::grey_question:' +
@@ -73,8 +73,8 @@ const buyText2 = (highestCoins, user) => {
   return ({
     text: buyableText(highestCoins, user),
     blocks: Object.entries(buyableItems)
-      .filter(canView(highestCoins))
+      .filter(([, item]) => canView(item, highestCoins))
-      .map(([itemName, item]) => {
+      .map(([itemName]) => {
         const cost = calculateCost({ itemName, user, quantity: 1 })
         const cps = Math.round(singleItemCps(user, itemName))
         return ({ user, itemName, cost, cps })
@@ -90,58 +90,65 @@ const maxQuantity = ({ itemName, user, currentCoins }) => {
   return quantity
 }
 
-const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, words, user }) => {
+const buyRoute = async ({ event, say, args, user }) => {
-  const buying = words[1]
+  const buying = args[0]
   setHighestCoins(event.user)
+  const query = event?.text?.startsWith('?b ') || event?.text?.startsWith('?buy ')
 
   if (!buying) {
     const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
-    if (buyableItems.quade.baseCost < highestCoins * 100) {
+    if (canView(buyableItems.quade, highestCoins)) {
       addAchievement(user, 'seeTheQuade', say)
     }
     await say(buyText2(highestCoins, user))
     return
   }
 
-  const buyable = buyableItems[buying]
+  const matcher = fuzzyMatcher(buying)
+  const buyable = Object.entries(buyableItems).find(([name]) => matcher.test(name))
   if (!buyable) {
     await say('That item does not exist!')
     return
   }
 
+  const [buyableName, buyableItem] = buyable
   let quantity
   const currentCoins = user.coins
-  const max = maxQuantity({ itemName: buying, user, currentCoins })
+  const max = maxQuantity({ itemName: buyableName, user, currentCoins })
-  if (words[2] === 'max') {
+  if (!args[1]) {
+    quantity = 1
+  } else if (args[1] === 'max') {
     quantity = max
   } else {
-    quantity = Math.round(chaosFilter(parseInt(words[2] || '1'), 0.2, user, max) || 1)
+    if (query) {
+      quantity = parseInt(args[1])
+    } else {
+      quantity = Math.round(chaosFilter(parseInt(args[1]), 0.2, user, max) || 1)
+    }
   }
   if (!quantity || quantity < 1) {
     await say('Quantity must be a positive integer')
     return
   }
 
-  const realCost = calculateCost({ itemName: buying, user, quantity })
+  const realCost = calculateCost({ itemName: buyableName, user, quantity })
+  if (query) {
+    return say(`Buying ${quantity} ${buyableName} would cost you ${commas(realCost)} HVAC`)
+  }
   if (currentCoins < realCost) {
     await say(`You don't have enough coins! You have ${commas(currentCoins)}, but you need ${commas(realCost)}`)
     return
   }
   user.coins -= realCost
-  user.items[buying] = user.items[buying] || 0
+  user.items[buyableName] = user.items[buyableName] || 0
-  user.items[buying] += quantity
+  user.items[buyableName] += quantity
 
-  if (buying === 'mouse' && user.items.mouse >= 100) {
+  if (user.items[buyableName] >= 100) {
-    addAchievement(user, 'ratGod', say)
+    addAchievement(user, buyableItems[buyableName].own100Achievement, say)
   }
 
-  if (quantity === 1) {
+  const countString = quantity === 1 ? 'one' : quantity
-    await say(`You bought one :${buyable.emoji}:`)
+  await say(`You bought ${countString} :${buyableItem.emoji}:`)
-  } else {
-    await say(`You bought ${quantity} :${buyable.emoji}:`)
-  }
-
-  saveGame()
 }
 
 const buyButton = async ({ body, ack, say, payload }) => {
@@ -153,7 +160,8 @@ const buyButton = async ({ body, ack, say, payload }) => {
   }
   const user = getUser(event.user)
   const words = ['', buying, body.actions[0].text]
-  await buyRoute({ event, say, words, user })
+  const [commandName, ...args] = words
+  await buyRoute({ event, say, words, args, commandName, user })
   const highestCoins = user.highestEver || user.coins || 1
   await slack.app.client.chat.update({
     channel: body.channel.id,

src/games/hvacoins/buyableItems.js

@@ -3,84 +3,98 @@ module.exports = {
     baseCost: 100,
     earning: 1,
     emoji: 'mouse2',
-    description: 'A mouse to steal coins for you.'
+    description: 'A mouse to steal coins for you.',
+    own100Achievement: 'ratGod',
   },
   accountant: {
     baseCost: 1_100,
     earning: 8,
     emoji: 'male-office-worker',
-    description: 'Legally make money from nothing!'
+    description: 'Legally make money from nothing!',
+    own100Achievement: 'mathematician',
   },
   whale: {
     baseCost: 12_000,
     earning: 47,
     emoji: 'whale',
-    description: 'Someone to spend money on your HVAC Coin mining app.'
+    description: 'Someone to spend money on your HVAC Coin mining app.',
+    own100Achievement: 'iPod',
   },
   train: {
     baseCost: 130_000,
     earning: 260,
     emoji: 'train2',
-    description: 'Efficiently ship your most valuable coins.'
+    description: 'Efficiently ship your most valuable coins.',
+    own100Achievement: 'fire100',
   },
   fire: {
     baseCost: 1_400_000,
     earning: 1_400,
     emoji: 'fire',
-    description: 'Return to the roots of HVAC.'
+    description: 'Return to the roots of HVAC.',
+    own100Achievement: 'train100',
   },
   boomerang: {
     baseCost: 20_000_000,
     earning: 7_800,
     emoji: 'boomerang',
-    description: 'Your coin always seems to come back.'
+    description: 'Your coin always seems to come back.',
+    own100Achievement: 'boom100',
   },
   moon: {
     baseCost: 330_000_000,
     earning: 44_000,
     emoji: 'new_moon_with_face',
-    description: 'Convert dark new-moon energy into HVAC Coins.'
+    description: 'Convert dark new-moon energy into HVAC Coins.',
+    own100Achievement: 'mirror100',
   },
   butterfly: {
     baseCost: 5_100_000_000,
     earning: 260_000,
     emoji: 'butterfly',
-    description: 'Create the exact worldly chaos to bit-flip HVAC Coins into existence on your computer.'
+    description: 'Create the exact worldly chaos to bit-flip HVAC Coins into existence on your computer.',
+    own100Achievement: 'butterfly100',
   },
   mirror: {
     baseCost: 75_000_000_000,
     earning: 1_600_000,
     emoji: 'mirror',
-    description: 'Only by gazing inward can you collect enough Coin to influence the thermostat.'
+    description: 'Only by gazing inward can you collect enough Coin to influence the thermostat.',
+    own100Achievement: 'quade100',
   },
   quade: {
     baseCost: 1_000_000_000_000,
     earning: 10_000_000,
     emoji: 'quade',
-    description: 'Has thumbs capable of physically manipulating the thermostat.'
+    description: 'Has thumbs capable of physically manipulating the thermostat.',
+    own100Achievement: 'hvacker100',
   },
   hvacker: {
     baseCost: 14_000_000_000_000,
     earning: 65_000_000,
     emoji: 'hvacker_angery',
-    description: 'Harness the power of the mad god himself.'
+    description: 'Harness the power of the mad god himself.',
+    own100Achievement: 'creator100',
   },
   creator: {
     baseCost: 170_000_000_000_000,
     earning: 430_000_000,
     emoji: 'question',
-    description: 'The elusive creator of Hvacker takes a favorable look at your CPS.'
+    description: 'The elusive creator of Hvacker takes a favorable look at your CPS.',
+    own100Achievement: 'smallBusiness100',
   },
   smallBusiness: {
     baseCost: 2_210_000_000_000_000,
     earning: 2_845_000_000,
     emoji: 'convenience_store',
-    description: 'The place where the creator of Hvacker goes to work.'
+    description: 'The place where the creator of Hvacker goes to work.',
+    own100Achievement: 'bigBusiness100',
   },
   bigBusiness: {
     baseCost: 26_210_000_000_000_000,
     earning: 23_650_000_000,
     emoji: 'office',
-    description: 'The place where the smallBusiness goes to work.'
+    description: 'The place where the smallBusiness goes to work.',
+    own100Achievement: 'ratGod',
   }
 }

src/games/hvacoins/lore.js

@@ -39,6 +39,8 @@ const lore = [
   l(`And the ninth...`),
   l(`Well, the ninth might actually amount to something.`),
   l(`https://i.imgur.com/eFreg7Y.gif\n`),
+
+  //l(`As you might imagine, the ninth egg was I, the almighty Hvacker.`)
 ]
 
 slack.onReaction(async ({ event, say }) => {
@@ -56,11 +58,11 @@ slack.onReaction(async ({ event, say }) => {
       }
       return
     }
-    console.log(lore[user.lore])
+    console.log('lore:', lore[user.lore])
     await say(lore[user.lore].correctResponse)
     user.lore += 1
     saveGame()
-  } catch (e) {console.error(e)}
+  } catch (e) {console.error('onReaction error', e)}
 })
 
 const encodeLore = loreNumber => lore[loreNumber].text.startsWith(':') && lore[loreNumber].text.endsWith(':') ? '' :
@@ -77,35 +79,35 @@ const loreMessage = (user, say) => {
   return `Sorry. I'd love to tell you more, but I'm tired. Please check back later.`
 }
 
-const loreRoute = async ({ say, words, user, isAdmin }) => {
+const loreRoute = async ({ say, args, user, isAdmin }) => {
   user.lore ??= 0
-  if (!words[1]) {
+  if (!args[0]) {
     const message = loreMessage(user, say)
     await say(message)
     if (!lore[user.lore]?.correctReactions) {
       user.lore += 1
     }
-    saveGame()
+    //saveGame()
     console.log('Sent ' + user.name + ':\n' + message)
     return
   }
-  if (words[1] === 'reset') {
+  if (args[0] === 'reset') {
     user.lore = 0
-    saveGame()
+    //saveGame()
     return say(`I have reset your place in the story.`)
   }
   if (isAdmin) {
-    if (words[1] === 'all') {
+    if (args[0] === 'all') {
       let loreMessage = ''
       for (let i = 0; i < user.lore; i++) {
         loreMessage += lore[i].text + (lore[i].correctResponse || '') + '\n'
       }
       return say(loreMessage)
     }
-    const jumpTo = parseInt(words[1])
+    const jumpTo = parseInt(args[0])
     if (!isNaN(jumpTo)) {
       user.lore = jumpTo
-      saveGame()
+      //saveGame()
     }
   }
 }

src/games/hvacoins/prestige.js

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-const { commas, saveGame, quackGradeMultiplier, prestigeMultiplier, makeBackup } = require('./utils')
+const { commas, quackGradeMultiplier, prestigeMultiplier, makeBackup, userHasCheckedQuackgrade } = require('./utils')
 const { quackStore } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const possiblePrestige = coins => {
@@ -17,10 +17,10 @@ const totalCostForPrestige = prestigeLevel => {
   return (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel]) || (tpcRecMemo[prestigeLevel] = 1_000_000_000_000 * Math.pow(prestigeLevel, 3) + totalCostForPrestige(prestigeLevel - 1))
 }
 
-const prestigeRoute = async ({ say, words, user }) => {
+const prestigeRoute = async ({ say, args, user }) => {
   const possible = possiblePrestige(user.coinsAllTime)
   const current = user.prestige ??= 0
-  if (words[1] === 'me') {
+  if (args[0] === 'me') {
     await say(
       'This will permanently remove all of your items, upgrades, and coins!\n\n' +
             'Say \'!!prestige me\' to confirm.'
@@ -53,18 +53,18 @@ const prestigeConfirmRoute = async ({ event, say, user }) => {
   user.quacks += (possible - user.prestige)
 
   user.prestige = possible
+  user.highestEver = 0
   user.coins = 0
-  user.items = {}
+  user.items = {};
+  const starterUpgrades = (user.quackUpgrades?.starter || [])
+  starterUpgrades.forEach(upgradeName => quackStore[upgradeName].effect(user))
   user.upgrades = {}
 
-  saveGame()
   await say('You prestiged! Check out !quackstore to see what you can buy!')
 }
 
 const quackStoreListing = (showCost = true) => ([name, upgrade]) =>
-    showCost
+  `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - ${showCost ? 'Costs' : 'Worth'} *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
-      ? `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Costs *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
-      : `:${upgrade.emoji}: *${name}* - Worth *${upgrade.cost} Quack.*\n\n_${upgrade.description}_`
 
 const allUserQuackUpgrades = user =>
   Object.entries(user.quackUpgrades || {})
@@ -75,6 +75,7 @@ const hasPreReqs = user => ([name, upgrade]) => {
     return true
   }
   const allUserUpgrades = allUserQuackUpgrades(user)
+  console.log('allUserUpgrades', allUserUpgrades)
   return upgrade.preReqs.every(preReq => allUserUpgrades.includes(preReq))
 }
 
@@ -92,27 +93,31 @@ const quackStoreText = user =>
   `\n\nYou have ${user.quacks ??= 0} quacks to spend.` +
   `\nQuackStore upgrades are currently boosting your CPS by ${commas((quackGradeMultiplier(user) - 1) * 100)}%`
 
-const quackStoreRoute = async ({ user, say, words }) => {
+const quackStoreRoute = async ({ user, say, args }) => {
   user.quackUpgrades ??= {}
   const quacks = user.quacks ??= 0
-  if (!words[1]) {
+  if (!args[0]) {
     await say(quackStoreText(user))
     return
   }
-  console.log(`Trying to buy ${words[1]}`)
+  console.log(`Trying to buy ${args[0]}`)
-  const quackItem = quackStore[words[1]]
+  const quackItem = quackStore[args[0]]
-  if (!quackItem || !unownedQuackItems(user).find(([name]) => name === words[1])) {
+  if (!quackItem || !unownedQuackItems(user).find(([name]) => name === args[0])) {
-    await say(`'${words[1]}' is not available in the quack store!`)
+    await say(`'${args[0]}' is not available in the quack store!`)
     return
   }
   if (quackItem.cost > quacks) {
-    await say(`${words[1]} costs ${quackItem.cost} Quacks, but you only have ${quacks}!`)
+    await say(`${args[0]} costs ${quackItem.cost} Quacks, but you only have ${quacks}!`)
     return
   }
   user.quacks -= quackItem.cost
   user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type] ??= []
-  user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type].push(words[1])
+  user.quackUpgrades[quackItem.type].push(args[0])
-  saveGame()
+  if (quackItem.type === 'starter') {
+    quackItem.effect(user)
+  }
+  await say(`You bought ${args[0]}!`)
+  //saveGame()
 }
 
 const ownedQuacksText = user =>

src/games/hvacoins/quackstore.js

@@ -31,9 +31,6 @@ const quackStore = {
       //+ '_\n_Averages a 26% CPS boost.',
     preReqs: ['nuclearFuel'],
     effect: (cps, user) => {
-      if (user.name !== 'Sage') {
-        console.log('Chaos Multiplier', getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50)))
-      }
       return cps * getChaos(Math.round(user.interactions / 50))
     },
     cost: 10
@@ -44,10 +41,67 @@ const quackStore = {
     type: 'lightning',
     emoji: 'rose',
     description: 'Smells nice. Makes lightning twice as likely to strike.',
-    //+ '_\n_Averages a 26% CPS boost.',
     effect: lightningOdds => lightningOdds * 2,
     preReqs: ['nuclearFuel'],
     cost: 10
+  },
+
+  // Checked Upgrades. Have no effect(), but their existence is referred to elsewhere.
+  theGift: {
+    name: 'The Gift',
+    type: 'checked',
+    emoji: 'eye-in-speech-bubble',
+    description: 'Become forewarned of certain events...',
+    preReqs: ['dryerSheet', 'chaos'],
+    cost: 10
+  },
+
+  theVoice: {
+    name: 'The Voice',
+    type: 'checked',
+    emoji: 'loud_sound',
+    description: 'Unlocks the !speak command',
+    preReqs: ['dryerSheet', 'chaos'],
+    cost: 50
+  },
+
+  cheeseBaby: {
+    name: 'cheeseBaby',
+    type: 'starter',
+    emoji: 'baby_symbol',
+    description: 'Start each prestige with 5 mice',
+    preReqs: ['dryerSheet', 'chaos'],
+    effect: user => {
+      user.items.mouse ??= 0
+      user.items.mouse += 5
+    },
+    cost: 5
+  },
+
+  silverSpoon: {
+    name: 'Silver Spoon',
+    type: 'starter',
+    emoji: 'spoon',
+    description: 'Start each prestige with 5 accountants',
+    preReqs: ['cheeseBaby'],
+    effect: user => {
+      user.items.accountant ??= 0
+      user.items.accountant += 5
+    },
+    cost: 10
+  },
+
+  oceanMan: {
+    name: 'Ocean Man',
+    type: 'starter',
+    emoji: 'ocean',
+    description: 'Start each prestige with 5 whales',
+    preReqs: ['silverSpoon'],
+    effect: user => {
+      user.items.whale ??= 0
+      user.items.whale += 5
+    },
+    cost: 20
   }
 }
 

src/games/hvacoins/settings.js

@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
 module.exports = {
-  horrorEnabled: false
+  horrorEnabled: false,
+  admins: ['Sage']
 }

src/games/hvacoins/upgrades.js

@@ -14,20 +14,22 @@ const evil = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
   extraCondition: (user, squadGrades) => squadGrades?.includes('discardHumanMorals'),
 })
 
-const heavenly = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
+const heavenly = ({ type, description, cost, multiplier = 2 }) => ({
   type,
   description,
-  count: 60,
+  condition: (user, squadGrades) => user.items[type] >= 60 && squadGrades?.includes('redemption'),
   cost,
-  extraCondition: (user, squadGrades) => squadGrades?.includes('redemption'),
+  effect: cps => cps * multiplier
 })
 
+const disabled = () => false
+
 const baby = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
   type,
   description,
-  count: 80,
+  count: 70,
   cost,
-  extraCondition: (user, squadGrades) => squadGrades?.includes('redemption'),
+  extraCondition: disabled
 })
 
 const geometry = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
@@ -35,7 +37,7 @@ const geometry = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
   description,
   count: 100,
   cost,
-  extraCondition: (user, squadGrades) => squadGrades?.includes('redemption'),
+  extraCondition: disabled
 })
 
 const universitality = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
@@ -43,7 +45,7 @@ const universitality = ({ type, description, cost }) => basic({
   description,
   count: 100,
   cost,
-  extraCondition: (user, squadGrades) => squadGrades?.includes('redemption'),
+  extraCondition: disabled
 })
 
 module.exports = {
@@ -72,8 +74,14 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   hoodedMice: heavenly({
     type: 'mouse',
-    description: 'These monks have nearly reached enlightenment.',
+    description: 'These monks have nearly reached enlightenment. 10x Mouse CPS.',
     cost: 1_000_000,
+    multiplier: 10,
+  }),
+  babyMouse: baby({
+    type: 'mouse',
+    description: 'Squeak!',
+    cost: 6_000_000,
   }),
 
   fasterComputers: basic({
@@ -101,8 +109,14 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   charityFund: heavenly({
     type: 'accountant',
-    description: 'THIS one is more than just a tax break.',
+    description: 'THIS one is more than just a tax break. 9x Accountant CPS.',
     cost: 16_333_333,
+    multiplier: 9,
+  }),
+  mathBaby: baby({
+    type: 'accountant',
+    description: '2 + 2 = WAAH!',
+    cost: 99_999_999,
   }),
 
   biggerBlowhole: basic({
@@ -130,8 +144,14 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   whaleChoir: heavenly({
     type: 'whale',
-    description: `Their cleansing songs reverberate through the sea.`,
+    description: `Their cleansing songs reverberate through the sea. 8x Whale CPS.`,
-    cost: 144_000_000
+    cost: 144_000_000,
+    multiplier: 8,
+  }),
+  smolWhales: baby({
+    type: 'whale',
+    description: ``,
+    cost: 8_400_000_000
   }),
 
   greasyTracks: basic({
@@ -159,7 +179,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   toyTrain: heavenly({
     type: 'train',
-    description: 'Something simple. Toot toot!',
+    description: 'Toot toot! 8x Train CPS.',
+    multiplier: 8,
     cost: 2_220_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -171,7 +192,7 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   extremelyDryFuel: basic({
     type: 'fire',
-    description: 'Use the ignite command for a secret achievement.',
+    description: 'Hey, psst, hey. Use the ignite command for a secret achievement.',
     count: 10,
     cost: 163_000_000
   }),
@@ -188,9 +209,15 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   blueFire: heavenly({
     type: 'fire',
-    description: `You can hear it singing with delight.`,
+    description: `You can hear it singing with delight. 7x Fire CPS.`,
+    multiplier: 7,
     cost: 25_200_000_000
   }),
+  cuteFire: baby({
+    type: 'fire',
+    description: `I just met my perfect match...`,
+    cost: 150_000_000_000
+  }),
 
   spoonerang: basic({
     type: 'boomerang',
@@ -217,7 +244,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   youRang: heavenly({
     type: 'boomerang',
-    description: 'Your arms and legs recede into your body. You bend at the middle. You fly. And for a moment, you are free.',
+    description: 'Your arms and legs recede into your body. You bend at the middle. You fly. And for a moment, you are free._\n_7x Boomerang CPS.',
+    multiplier: 7,
     cost: 360_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -246,7 +274,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   newMoon: heavenly({
     type: 'moon',
-    description: `Build a second moon to provide space for affordable housing.`,
+    description: `Build a second moon to provide space for affordable housing. 6x Moon CPS.`,
+    multiplier: 6,
     cost: 5_190_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -275,7 +304,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   quietingNectar: heavenly({
     type: 'butterfly',
-    description: 'Calming and extra sweet. Soothes even human ails.',
+    description: 'Calming and extra sweet. Soothes even human ails. 6x Butterfly CPS.',
+    multiplier: 6,
     cost: 75_300_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -304,7 +334,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   funHouseMirror: heavenly({
     type: 'mirror',
-    description: `yoU LOok so siLLY IN thesE THINgs`,
+    description: `yoU LOok so siLLY IN thesE THINgs. 5X mIRror CpS.`,
+    multiplier: 5,
     cost: 1_330_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -333,7 +364,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   hannahMontanaLinux: heavenly({
     type: 'quade',
-    description: `The patrician's choice.`,
+    description: `The patrician's choice. 4x Quade CPS.`,
+    multiplier: 4,
     cost: 18_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -362,7 +394,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   mutualUnderstanding: heavenly({
     type: 'hvacker',
-    description: `lol fat chance, dummy. Points for trying, though`,
+    description: `lol fat chance, dummy. Points for trying, though. 3x Hvacker CPS`,
+    multiplier: 3,
     cost: 250_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -391,7 +424,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   goVegan: heavenly({
     type: 'creator',
-    description: `Unlock your vegan powers.`,
+    description: `Unlock your vegan powers. 3x Creator CPS.`,
+    multiplier: 3,
     cost: 3_600_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -420,7 +454,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   coop: heavenly({
     type: 'smallBusiness',
-    description: `By the people, for the people.`,
+    description: `By the people, for the people. 2x smallBusiness CPS`,
+    multiplier: 2,
     cost: 5_140_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 
@@ -449,7 +484,8 @@ module.exports = {
   }),
   makePublic: heavenly({
     type: 'bigBusiness',
-    description: `Downplay immediate profit for more long-term benefits.`,
+    description: `Downplay immediate profit for more long-term benefits. 2x bigBusiness CPS.`,
+    multiplier: 2,
     cost: 42_000_000_000_000_000_000
   }),
 

src/games/hvacoins/utils.js

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ const { quackStore, getChaos } = require('./quackstore')
 
 const saveFile = 'hvacoins.json'
 
-const logError = msg => msg ? console.error(msg) : () => { /* Don't log empty message */ }
+const logError = msg => msg ? console.error('logError: ', msg) : () => { /* Don't log empty message */ }
 
 const loadGame = () => {
   const game = parseOr(fs.readFileSync('./' + saveFile, 'utf-8'),
@@ -53,13 +53,16 @@ const makeBackup = () => {
 }
 
 let saves = 0
-const saveGame = () => {
+const saveGame = (force = true) => {
   if (saves % 100 === 0) {
     makeBackup()
   }
   saves += 1
+  if (force || saves % 10 === 0) {
+    console.log('SAVING GAME')
     fs.writeFileSync('./' + saveFile, JSON.stringify(game, null, 2))
   }
+}
 
 const maybeNews = say => {
   const random = Math.random()
@@ -74,10 +77,11 @@ const maybeNews = say => {
 
 const idFromWord = word => {
   if (!word?.startsWith('<@') || !word.endsWith('>')) {
-    return null
+    return getIdFromName(word)
-  }
+  } else {
     return word.substring(2, word.length - 1)
   }
+}
 
 const getSeconds = () => new Date().getTime() / 1000
 
@@ -113,7 +117,7 @@ const parseAll = (str, allNum) => {
     return NaN
   }
 
-  str = str.toLowerCase()?.replace(/,/g, '')
+  str = str?.toLowerCase()?.replace(/,/g, '') || '1'
 
   switch (str) {
     case 'all':
@@ -143,12 +147,10 @@ const parseAll = (str, allNum) => {
 
   console.log('STR', str)
   if (str.match(/^\d+$/)) {
-    console.log('parseInt()')
     return parseInt(str)
   }
 
   if (str.match(/^\d+\.\d+$/)) {
-    console.log('parseFloat()')
     return Math.round(parseFloat(str))
   }
 
@@ -185,6 +187,18 @@ const addAchievement = (user, achievementName, say) => {
   }, 500)
 }
 
+const fuzzyMatcher = string => new RegExp((string?.toLowerCase() || '').split('').join('.*'), 'i')
+
+let knownUsers = {}
+const getIdFromName = name => {
+  const matcher = fuzzyMatcher(name?.toLowerCase())
+  const found = Object.entries(knownUsers).find(([id, knownName]) => matcher.test(knownName?.toLowerCase()))
+  if (found) {
+    return found[0]
+  }
+  return null;
+}
+
 const getUser = userId => {
   if (!users[userId]) {
     users[userId] = {
@@ -205,20 +219,24 @@ const getUser = userId => {
   return users[userId]
 }
 
+const addCoins = (user, add) => {
+  user.coins += add
+  user.coinsAllTime += add
+  user.coinsAllTime = Math.floor(user.coinsAllTime)
+  user.coins = Math.floor(user.coins)
+}
+
 const getCoins = userId => {
   const user = getUser(userId)
   const currentTime = getSeconds()
   const lastCheck = user.lastCheck || currentTime
   const secondsPassed = currentTime - lastCheck
 
-  const increase = getCPS(user) * secondsPassed
+  addCoins(user, getCPS(user) * secondsPassed)
-  user.coins += increase
-  user.coinsAllTime += increase
-  user.coins = Math.floor(user.coins)
 
   user.lastCheck = currentTime
   setHighestCoins(userId)
-  saveGame()
+  //saveGame()
   return user.coins
 }
 
@@ -290,7 +308,8 @@ const singleItemCps = (user, itemName) => {
   const itemUpgradeCps = itemUpgrades.reduce((totalCps, upgrade) => upgrade.effect(totalCps, user), 1)
   // console.log('itemUpgradeCps', itemUpgradeCps)
 
-  const userGeneralUpgrades = user.upgrades.general || []
+  user.upgrades.general ??= []
+  const userGeneralUpgrades = user.upgrades.general
   const generalUpgradeCps = Object.entries(userGeneralUpgrades).reduce((total, [, upgradeName]) => upgrades[upgradeName].effect(total, user), 1)
   // console.log('generalUpgradeCps', generalUpgradeCps)
 
@@ -382,6 +401,41 @@ const addReactions = async ({ app, channelId, timestamp, reactions }) => {
     }
   }
 }
+
+const daysSinceEpoch = () => {
+  const today = new Date().getTime()
+  const epoch = new Date(0).getTime()
+  return Math.floor((today - epoch) / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24))
+}
+
+const dayOfYear = () => {
+  const date = new Date()
+  return ((Date.UTC(date.getFullYear(), date.getMonth(), date.getDate()) - Date.UTC(date.getFullYear(), 0, 0)) / 24 / 60 / 60 / 1000)
+}
+
+game.stonkMarket ??= {
+  lastDay: daysSinceEpoch(),
+  stonks: {
+    duk: {
+      pattern: "duk",
+      index: 0,
+      price: 1_410_911_983_728
+    },
+    quak: {
+      pattern: "quak",
+      index: 0,
+      price: 5_111_242_778_696
+    },
+    honk: {
+      pattern: "honk",
+      index: 0,
+      price: 511_915_144_009
+    },
+  }
+}
+
+const userHasCheckedQuackgrade = (user, quackGrade) => (user.quackUpgrades?.checked || []).includes(quackGrade)
+
 module.exports = {
   saveGame,
   makeBackup,
@@ -408,5 +462,11 @@ module.exports = {
   chaosFilter,
   addReactions,
   getCompletedSquadgradeNames,
-  game
+  game,
+  dayOfYear,
+  daysSinceEpoch,
+  userHasCheckedQuackgrade,
+  fuzzyMatcher,
+  addCoins,
+  setKnownUsers: users => knownUsers = users
 }

src/games/hvacoins/webapi.js

@@ -4,10 +4,10 @@ const port = 3001
 const crypto = require('crypto')
 const base64 = require('base-64')
 const slack = require('../../slack')
-const { game: { users } } = require('./utils')
+const { game: { users }, getUser, fuzzyMatcher } = require('./utils')
 
 const apiGetUserId = hash => {
-  return Object.entries(userGetter.users)
+  return Object.entries(users)
     .filter(([id, user]) => user.pwHash === hash)
     .map(([id, user]) => id)[0]
 }
@@ -17,12 +17,21 @@ const makeHash = pw =>
     .update(pw)
     .digest('hex')
 
+const illegalCommands = ['!', '!b']
+const lastCalls = {}
 const addCommand = ({ commandNames, helpText, action, condition, hidden }) => {
+  if (illegalCommands.find(command => commandNames.includes(command))) {
+    commandNames.forEach(name =>
+      app.get('/' + name.replace(/!/gi, ''), async (req, res) => res.send('Command is illegal over the web api.'))
+    )
+    return
+  }
   const route = async (req, res) => {
-    const say = async msg => res.send(msg)
+    const say = async msg => res.send(msg + '\n')
     try {
       const words = ['', ...Object.keys(req.query)]
-      console.log('INCOMING API CALL:', name, words)
+      const [commandName, ...args] = words
+      console.log('INCOMING API CALL:', commandName, words)
       const encoded = req.header('Authorization').substring(5)
       const decoded = base64.decode(encoded).substring(1)
       const event = {
@@ -37,8 +46,8 @@ const addCommand = ({ commandNames, helpText, action, condition, hidden }) => {
         console.log('  bad password')
         return
       }
-      const lastCall = userGetter.users[event.user].lastApiCall || 0
+      const lastCall = lastCalls[event.user] || 0
-      const secondsBetweenCalls = 5
+      const secondsBetweenCalls = 30
       const currentTime = Math.floor(new Date().getTime() / 1000)
       if (lastCall + secondsBetweenCalls > currentTime) {
         res.status(400)
@@ -47,12 +56,21 @@ const addCommand = ({ commandNames, helpText, action, condition, hidden }) => {
         return
       }
       console.log(`  went through for ${slack.users[event.user]}`)
-      userGetter.users[event.user].lastApiCall = currentTime
+      lastCalls[event.user] = currentTime
 
-      await action({ event, say, words })
+      const user = getUser(event.user)
+      const haunted = false
+      //await action({ event, say, words, args, commandName })
+      const canUse = await condition({ event, say, words, commandName, args, user, userId: event.user, isAdmin: event.user.includes(slack.users.Sage) })
+      if (!canUse) {
+        await say(`Command '${words[0]}' not found`)
+        return
+      }
+      await action({ event, say, trueSay: say, words, args, commandName, user, userId: event.user, haunted })
     } catch (e) {
-      console.error(e)
+      console.error('route error', e)
-      await say(e.stack)
+      await say(`Routing error. Make sure you've set up API access with the !setpw command in slack!\n` +
+        'Then you can use calls like `curl -u ":yourpw" \'http://10.3.0.48:3001/stonks\'`')
     }
   }
   commandNames.forEach(name =>

src/games/trivia.js

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ const getTrivia = async () => axios.get('https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=10&c
   }
 })
   .then(res => res.data.results)
-  .catch(console.error)
+  .catch(e => console.error('trivia error', e))
 
 module.exports = {
   getTrivia

src/slack/index.js

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 const { App: SlackApp } = require('@slack/bolt')
 const config = require('../config')
-const { addReactions } = require('../games/hvacoins/utils')
+const { addReactions, saveGame } = require('../games/hvacoins/utils')
 
 const temperatureChannelId = 'C034156CE03'
 
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ try {
   console.log('Failed to initialize SlackApp', e)
 }
 
-const pollTriggers = ['!temp', '!temperature', '!imhot', '!imcold']
+const pollTriggers = ['!temp', '!temperature', '!imhot', '!imcold', '!imfreezing', '!idonthavemysweater']
 const halfTriggers = ['change temperature', "i'm cold", "i'm hot", 'quack', 'hvacker', '<@U0344TFA7HQ>']
 
 const sendHelp = async (say, prefix) => {
@@ -53,6 +53,7 @@ const getMessage = async ({ channel, ts }) => app.client.conversations.history({
 })
 
 app.event('reaction_added', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
+  console.log('reaction_added', event)
   for (const listener of reactionListeners) {
     listener({ event, say })
   }
@@ -70,6 +71,8 @@ const users = {
   U0X0ZQCN6: 'Caleb',
   U03BBTD4CQZ: 'Fernando',
   U03DF152WUV: 'Nik',
+  U2X0SG7BP: 'John',
+  UR2H5KNHY: 'Jake',
 
   Sage: 'U028BMEBWBV',
   Adam: 'U02U15RFK4Y',
@@ -81,15 +84,34 @@ const users = {
   Caleb: 'U0X0ZQCN6',
   Hvacker: 'U0344TFA7HQ',
   Fernando: 'U03BBTD4CQZ',
-  Nik: 'U03DF152WUV'
+  John: 'U2X0SG7BP',
+  Jake: 'UR2H5KNHY',
 }
 
+const buildSayPrepend = ({ say, prepend }) => async msg => {
+  if (typeof(msg) === 'string') {
+    return say(prepend + msg)
+  }
+  return say({
+    ...msg,
+    text: prepend + msg.text
+  })
+}
+
+process.once('SIGINT', code => {
+  saveGame(true)
+  process.exit()
+})
+
 const activePolls = {}
 const testId = 'U028BMEBWBV_TEST'
 let testMode = false
 app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
-  if (event.subtype !== 'message_changed') {
+  if (event.subtype !== 'message_changed' && event?.text !== '!') {
-    console.log(event)
+    console.log('message.event', {
+      ...event,
+      userName: users[event.user]
+    })
   }
   if (event?.user === users.Sage) {
     if (event?.text.startsWith('!')) {
@@ -116,6 +138,10 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
   }
   if (event.user === users.Sage && event.channel === 'D0347Q4H9FE') {
     if (event.text === '!!kill') {
+      saveGame(true)
+      process.exit(1)
+    } else if (event.text === '!!restart') {
+      saveGame(true)
       process.exit()
     }
     if (event.text?.startsWith('!say ') || event.text?.startsWith('!say\n')) {
@@ -167,6 +193,7 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
         reactCounts[name] += 1
       }
     })
+    console.log('REACT COUNTS', JSON.stringify(reactCounts))
 
     const contentVotes = reactCounts[goodEmoji] || 0
     let hotterVotes = reactCounts[hotterEmoji] || 0
@@ -188,11 +215,11 @@ app.event('message', async ({ event, context, client, say }) => {
 
     let text
     if (hotterVotes > colderVotes && hotterVotes > contentVotes) {
-      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
+      text = `<@${users.Adam}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'raise the temperature, quack.'
       requestTempChange('Hotter')
     } else if (colderVotes > hotterVotes && colderVotes > contentVotes) {
-      text = `<@${users.Quade}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
+      text = `<@${users.Adam}> The people have spoken, and would like to `
       text += 'lower the temperature, quack quack.'
       requestTempChange('Colder')
     } else {
@@ -233,7 +260,7 @@ const messageIn = async (channel, optionsOrText) => {
 
 const startPoll = async () => {
   const sent = await postToTechThermostatChannel({
-    text: `<!here|here> Temperature poll requested! In ${pollingMinutes} minutes the temperature will be adjusted.\n` +
+    text: `<!here> Temperature poll requested! In ${pollingMinutes} minutes the temperature will be adjusted.\n` +
       `Pick :${colderEmoji}: if you want it colder, :${hotterEmoji}: if you want it hotter, or :${goodEmoji}: if you like it how it is.` +
       '\n(Note that I can\'t actually change the temperature yet. Make Quade do it!)'
   })
@@ -269,15 +296,15 @@ const decodeData = (key, message) => {
 
 const onReaction = listener => reactionListeners.push(listener)
 
+const channelIsIm = async channel => (await app.client.conversations.info({ channel }))?.channel?.is_im
+
 onReaction(async ({ event }) => {
-  if (event.user === users.Sage) {
+  if (event.reaction === 'x' && (event.user === users.Sage || await channelIsIm(event.item.channel))) {
-    if (event.reaction === 'x') {
     try {
       await app.client.chat.delete({ channel: event.item.channel, ts: event.item.ts })
     } catch (e) {
     }
   }
-  }
 })
 
 module.exports = {
@@ -296,5 +323,6 @@ module.exports = {
   messageIn,
   testMode,
   testId,
-  users
+  users,
+  buildSayPrepend
 }